How do I get a girlfriend?

>>17448766
Get a personality and find a woman with a similar personality (which, of course, means going to where women with personality traits you desire congregate.)

I'm a house-bound cripple and I got a wife at 26. Took me awhile but I got the job done. You've got no excuses. Have fun.

>>17448766

Be genuinely interested in getting to know someone.

>>17448766
Become a croach.

>>17448766
You're a very lucky man. Women are pieces of shit

jus b you're self

>>17448766
Write. Be like Kafka, you cockroach

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>Live as prominent writer from the early 1900's
>Get reincarnated as a dark manlet immigrant working as a valet
fml senpai

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>>17448766
you gotta work out every day even if its only for 10 minutes

you need to work on salesmanship. and by that i mean developing charisma. you need to improve your communication skills. excitement, enthusiasm, hype, expressions, gestures, jokes, getting into a good flow of conversation, you don't have to be a god of charisma but you cant have zero either.

next is money.

it may not happen overnight, but if you steadily improve your body and mind a little bit everyday, imagine how good you would be in 1 months time, then 2 months, 3, 4, steadily improving yourself.
next year could be the best year of your life.

>>17448797
this

>>17448766
if you == handsome?
>no
then
>get /fit/
else if you == lazy for doing fittnes
>get rich
else if you == dumb && lazy
>go for ugly girls and single mothers