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dye it piss yellow so everyone can immediately tell you're a golden shower pissbucket retard

Aww, ain't u a cute lil elitistic arsehole. I like you.

God, unnatural dyed hair is so fucking disgusting to look at. Stay blonde or whatever your natural hair is. It's a massive turn off. You're only going to regret how dumb you looked in 10 years time.

>>17689408
You probably just didn't notice that it was there. Or google have adjusted their algorithm and now it's showing up

How old are you now? Will your employer even give a shit?

>>17689412
I am looking for a job, so it is a potential employer. And I would think yes because it is a very competitive job market and they will care about my reputation.

I literally spent an entire day cleaning up my online presence, removing anything that could possibly be objectionable associated with any spellings of my name.

>>17689412
I am 30 now

>>17689392
Stuff the pain down and accept that you two will never be. Either you can control yourself such that you're willing to continue to be friends with her or you need to stop seeing her. The choice is yours.

>>17689402
I think I need to stop the friendship, thanks anon.

Damn this is depressing

Ask her to help set you up with someone.

>>17689370

Games;

>Test if people can read minds (think about them, their sister, mother, girlfriend, ect) and see if you can get them to react to it.
>Guess which "elder scrolls" race, people would be based on how they look. Can get pretty funny when you see someone with a wierdly flat face and just think "He's a fucking lizard argonian". Great if you mix this game with the first.
>If your job ever involves random numbers, check 'em. Think something like "If dubs, that QT girl likes me..."
>Come up with backstories for people you see at work. I've done this for a girl I call "deathstare bitchface". The story goes that she once got cursed and could not control her face - she'd pull inappropriate faces all the time, job interviews, funerals etc. It ruined her life. So she had to take extensive surgery to paralyse her face, and that's why she looks like a cold-ass emotionless bitch.

I legit play all these games at work. You need to do something to stimulate your minds (and maybe make you laugh - seriously, learning to make yourself laugh is the most important skill that you, as a worker drone, can learn).

>>17689370
Just play on your phone all day.

>>17689448

That's a big no-no.

Take aspirin instead. if it still hurts, you're physically dependent on alcohol.

>>17689371
I'll try that. Well shit though, I've just been really depressed lately guess I started going over my limit lately without realizing it. If it turns out I am to I want to taper off or try to quit cold turkey for a while.

reformed alcoholic here, as in a sixer a night and weekend binge drinking on everclear. if you start getting the shakes, hear or see hallucinations, exhibit extreme anxiety among other horrible things, you're probably just suffering from something else. i'm no doctor, but i am aware that addiction can take many forms. just stop drinking that one beer for a week and dont drink on the weekend, see how you feel then. physical dependence can manifest in different ways and sure a headache is one, but a beer a night is not going to get you there. take it easy.

No.

>>17689385
Should I no-show on the date or do her the courtesy of telling her no?

Don't worry about her.
Go for the other girls.

>>17689354
Anything but yes is a definite and final no, anon. She knows you're into her. You don't want to be "ugh that guy asks me out every time he comes in its so fucking creepy and I can't hide in the back."

>>17689372
That was the only time I've asked her that. The other two unsuccessful attempts was one time she wasn't there and the other time was when we made small talk and someone else helped me find the hair gel.

>>17689383
Right, one time. That's all you get. She knows you're interested. She'll ask you back if she wants.

>I don't think I could handle losing her at this point.
Too late; you've already lost her.

Being alone is better than being with a whore

>>17689346
Just tell her you're not comfy with it. 99% of women would be reasonable enough to delete their profile without so much as an explanation from you.

Youtubers also mention products they use. Try watching tutorials on specific looks you like.
Do you have non-makeup related skincare products? If not, you should start with a moisturizer, because makeup can dry the fuck out of your skin. You'll also need appropriate makeup removal products (e.g. it's not enough to use a foam for a bb cream, you need to use cleansing oil first, then a foam).

Also you should google contouring, because a person from your pic was either born with such a thin nose bridge or got surgery or really great at countouring.

And yeah, neither your pic specifically nor girly makeup for guys is 'simple'. You'll need to put like x9000 more effort than an ordinary girl does. It depends on your face features though, but in most cases contouring is a must.

>>17689261
Anon, you seem to be in some situation
>She's 50
>I know she's single
>I think she likes me too
Anon, chances are, you're gonna be one of her last chances. I hate to say this about her, but dating opportunities at 50 are pretty thin ice. Therefor, she probably does like you, she probably does want you too and she's probably feeling the same way. It probably does flatter her that a young guy like your flirted with her as well.

However, on the flip side, age. I don't need to say anything about this, you know the deal anon. But I do want to say, if you wanted to live your life with this woman at any point, children probably aren't gonna be an option unless you adopt.

You want advice, but really that's all I've got, a little more info might be helpful. Other than that anon, this is your choice alone and I feel you have all the facts about your life to make an educated and we'll thought out decision.
I just want to say, even though there's a big age gap, it doesn't have to be a no.

>>17689275
Part of me just can't figure out why she's single. I'm guessing she got a divorce, because she's extremely attractive.

I know she has a daughter but I think the girl is adopted, so I'm not sure what that means. Honestly she just makes me extremely nervous and I'm never like that with girls typically.

She works in another department so it's difficult to get conversations going because I almost never see her around (it's a big company), but at the same time, part of me is worried if maybe this is just wrong and she should find someone her own age. I just don't know, it's been almost a year now since she found out I liked her and I thought my feelings would fade but they're just as strong and I think the same goes for her.

I guess my main problem is just not knowing how to strike up conversation with her.

>>17689285
>I can't figure out why she's single
>She's 50
>She has a daughter
Two massive turn offs for retards with no emotional depth, anon.
Her daughter might be adopted, but without anymore information, an extremely good looking 50 year old? It leads me to believe it was a one night thing that went wrong
As for the conversations, I have no clue anon, unless you just decide to ask her out one time I can't see a way around it.

I've also tried reading books about making friends.

>>17689227
You've done all that and haven't kept any of them as a friend? Do you smell?

>>17689227

Doing stuff TO make friends will not get you friends.

Enjoy yourself and people will give you a chance. But don't be needy.

>>17689200

How old are you when you get to prom?

Sorry, I'm not from the States, so I don't know that.

>>17689214
14-17

>We've gotten MUCH closer this past month
Doesn't matter. If she only sees you as a friend, that's all you will ever be.

Not to mention, it's just high school. Who cares? She is probably to immature to give 2 shits.

>>17689193
I'll let you know when it happens to me, OP. I think one does but I can't tell if she's just flirty with everyone or actually likes me. Either way, I'm sure it's a great feeling. I've only had women like me for my money aka strippers.

>>17689193
>What does it feel like to have a woman like you back?
We talk about quality women and not whales, that are technically female, yeah? It's pretty nice but not that different from having anybody else like you due your merits. Also personally it's bit confusing and overwhelming since I don't fucking get why they are into me given there are so many better choices and they answers make no sense, so I just learned to roll with it.

>I feel as if women just have so many options and choices. Why would they ever bother with me?
Again, depends on her. If she's hot, smart, confident and all of that, sure, there are tons of choices but this goes for guys with same qualities too. So if you want them to bother with you ... simply be a desirable person, mentally and physically. Obviously there always going to be someone better but they can't get all the chicks and sometimes chemistry does the trick.

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>>17689193

Its great. Your tale is as old as time.

Young kid, disenfranchised, low self esteem, likes plenty of girls but never knows how to talk to them or approach them. I was in your same exact shoes when I was young.

Here's whats going to happen. You're going to fuck up and feel lonely for a long time until you realize that women aren't complicated or malicious and that most of them are just as confused as you are.

You'll realize at a certain age that after the young women get bored with being wanted for their shapes and body parts they'll go home, just the same as you, look in the mirror and wish they had someone who really cared.

You'll realize that no woman wants to be with someone who constantly talks shit about themselves because its exhausting and it poisons everything.

You'll realize that you had to find yourself before you found anyone else because using affection and romance to prop up your self esteem is like building a house on a shitty foundation and it always crumbles. You'll realize, even after you get the hang of talking to girls, that getting attention isn't enough and that finding someone to wake up next to and someone who maybe isn't the most beautiful girl in the world but makes your house feel empty whenever she's gone is what you've been waiting for.

Things will get better. Being young really sucks because everything happens around you and you have no answers for it and everything is confusing and painful and unobtainable but trust me, dude, I was where you were. Things get better, it just takes time.

I know thats not what you want to hear and it certainly wasn't what I wanted to hear at your age but thats the unfortunate truth of the whole thing. Time and experience will settle your mind and eventually the mystery of life and love will start to make sense in ways you never thought possible.

Boo hoo faggot

>>17689191

My god you're such a fucking whiner. Fit attractive guy goes to college and fucks too many girls and now he's depressed because he has no direction in life.

Boo fucking hoo. Suck it up, no one cares.

>>17689232
Why... :'(

>>17689183
>it really gets under my skin that the girl I'm talking to will probably go home and fuck her boyfriend and vice-versa

Here's your problem. Don't go around obsessing over what others do. Live your own life man.

Then people might get interested in you. you will still have to clean up and not be too much of an asshole, but you'd have a better shot than now.

>>17689194
>Live your own life man.
I don't have one but that's another issue. I've been trying to change for a long time without success, so now I want to figure out how to cope.

>>17689183
>18
>in high school
>kissless
>never hold girls hand

if i'm 18 and i can't get a gf by this year.
yeah ill be like you