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You're spooked by Freud. Read Stirner.
Jackass.

>>17709583
more info anon?

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>>17709587
A spook in Stirner's dialect is a concept which control's an individual's actions. He advocates freeing yourself from spooks by focusing on self interest/ your own happiness.

If you were purely concerned with your own happiness, you should realize that a grill looking like mommy isn't any reason to stop you finding happiness with her, and you are totally dominated by the idea of her looking like someone else.

Liberate your mind from spooks, anon.

>>17709567
Either you learn inefficiently or you're unmotivated/unfocused. If the latter is the case you may go to a psychiatrist.

>>17709658
This. You have to be learning really inefficiently for that to be the case, and that's usually a focus thing. Check the wikipedia for the symptoms of ADHD. The diagnostic criteria is literally ticking 6 of the 9 boxes on that page by self-reporting to a psych.

Read "Moonwalking with Einstein" too. It's a book about mental athletes, and teaches you the methods they use to accomplish insane shit like memorizing 4 decks of cards in 2 minutes. Literally anyone can accomplish this if they practice an hour daily.

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>>17709567

Hands down, the most widely used "study drug" in the world is boring old coffee.

It doesn't have a sci-fi edge, and nobody would make a tv show about it, on CBS, starring Jake McDorman, but the effects of caffeine are thoroughly known, as are the risks and dangers. No knowledge of drug effects is total, but we know waaaay more about caffeine than we know about anything else being used as a study drug.

If caffeine is not enough for you to study effectively, then the overwhelming liklihood is that you need to change your study methods, not your chemical intake.

I would suggest you get involved with a study group of high-performing, dedicated students, so that you can pick up on some of their good study habits. I also suggest you hire a tutor, if you can afford it. A (good) tutor does more than lecture, he or she is like a personal trainer for academia, and will correct your bad study habits and point out changes you can make to improve your study environment and increase your effectiveness.

>>17709563
I mean, she can eat ass too. There's also choking and roleplaying.

>>17709566
This. Choking. Choke your partner until they literally pass out. It feels super good when you wake up. Try and choke with your whole arm, rather than your hands, more surface area is less dangerous.

>>17709566
>>17709574
I forgot to mention that I do do choking, but I'm wary I'm doing it wrong. Any tips on how to make them pass out whilst feeling good?

I don't even know. The heaviest white powder you can find that doesn't kill a motherfucker. Washing powder maybe.

Ratio I'm clueless. Try insufflating the washing powder to get a feel for how it tastes, and add just enough that it's slightly noticeable. maybe 5 to 1? I don't know. You're a fucking idiot, either way.

>>17709568
>The heaviest white powder you can find that doesn't kill a motherfucker.
> Washing powder maybe.

The fuck? Why not just go with flour or something?

>>17709584
Because I want the stupid motherfucker to snort washing powder. Way to kill the troll, faggot.

>>17709546
In your situation, it is perfectly fine. Really.
I admire you for what you're doing. Taking care of your family, to me, is what makes you a man.

>>17709546
Came here to shitpost and tell you to jerk off to cartoons, but reading your full post, you're doing the right thing staying where you are for the benefit of your mother desu. This guy is right >>17709552

If you really hate your situation, talk to your mom about wanting to move out and see if she's okay moving into government assisted housing. If it's no real problem for them, you may as well let the government subsidize her housing so you can save some cash. Financial robustness is seriously badass. Who knows, maybe an emergency will happen and the money will help you or her out more in the long run.

>>17709546
Not at all, remember that family comes first (unless they treat you like shit).

What do you do for a living?

>>17709545
Quite being paranoid. You're probably just a little quirky. There is nothing wrong with that and It's can actually be a good thing because it makes you an interesting person. Also there is no such thing as "normal" because "normal" is subjective.

>>17709550
*Quit

>>17709550
Wow, they do call me paranoid to. Is that what goes with wierd?

>>17709544
It means she found other dick(s) to hop on.

Move on senpai.

>>17709573
Yeah, that's kinda what i'm thinking atm. So sudden though?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY

100%. when you come, there will be spermcells on your penis. you wipe the visible sperm off and put your penis the next day back into her. Spermcells survive 3 days........ She needs to start taking the pill. A child will cost you more then the pill for the girl

>>17709558
top tier bullshit.

Don't get sexual health advice from an anonymous forum, anon. Buy a preggo test, go on the pill.

Worst case scenario, read the philosopher Max Stirner until you're comfy getting an abortion.

>>17709539
Condoms are reasonably safe, but obviously not ideal in a long term, monogamous relationship.
You could try the pill or (best option) IUD.
I personally recommend IUD because it is very safe, long term and idiot proof.

If your girl is late, DO A PREGNANCY TEST. Do not wait or anything. 3 days late? Test. Do it every time.

This is honestly happening a lot recently and I'm wondering if it's because of a whole bunch of forced relationships and fake sexualities of baby boomers. Very highly doubt that ALL of those children were straight and not a bunch of lavender marriages.

>>17709541
She indeed has been in a forced relationship, but she divorced him 14 years ago. And the possibility of her being a closeted gay is rather small.

>>17709535
That's tough, anon. I'd say to help as much as you feel you can but don't sacrifice your own happiness or well being for it. It is something she needs to sort out herself, and telling you sounds like she's slowly getting there, for a better or worse outcome. Nevertheless I wish you good fucking luck.

1p-LSD is exactly like the "real" LSD, but legal. You can buy it on clearnet, just google it. Plently of other psychedelic research chemicals too, though i'm not sure i would recommend.

morning glory seeds would do it, but you'd have to do your research first. I am v sleepy right now but here's a brief rundown so you can decide if this sounds like a good option to you.

your main seed suppliers and stores will sell them with a coating on them that will make you sicker than shit. so don't just buy morning glory seeds from walmart garden center or order from burpee or whatever. order from a place like shamansgarden that doesn't coat their seeds. blue heaven are supposed to be pretty good for tripping. there are other strains that are supposed to be good too, but I can't remember offhand.

to use them, you'll want to extract them. so you'd grind them up and soak them in cold water to extract the active ingredient. you can use hot water but the heat will also extract shit that makes you nauseated. cold water extraction should take a few hours to overnight. you'll want to use a couple hundred seeds for this. then when the extraction is done, you just strain out the solid bits and drink the liquid.

if you go on erowid they will have more detailed information. happy trips OP.

Salvia is legal, depending on your state.

Any advice for this?

Sounds like it could work. Just make it seem legit that you just want private lessons then during the lessons that's when you can SLOWLY show your interest. Don't rush. Slow and steady wins the race.

>>17709652
Thank you kind anon.

Well you go to college so there's a great way to meet girls right there. College doesn't last forever. It gets much, much, MUCH, harder once you leave college. Take advantage of it.

As for the girl at work have you ever even talked to her before?

The girl that is stupidly hot in your class, you can try talking to her but if she is as stupidly hot as you say she is, she is probably already taken.

Do you have any sort of chemistry with the last girl? At least you talked to her.

>>17709496
>As for the girl at work have you ever even talked to her before?
I have. She opened up to me one of the last time we talked but idk if she's just like that or if she wanted to talk to me in particular.

The other girl I seem to have a little but of chemistry with, we get along but idk if we have much in common besides hating that class.

Bumoing cause I need help.

Also, is tinder a good idea? I don't currently have a Facebook or any pictures of myself... is there a way around the Facebook thing? I can take pictures, I can't take having a Facebook.

>>17709469
>Is it justifiable to check a partner's phone and text messages?

Why worry if someone is cheating on you or not? You'll literally drive yourself insane and literally drive them into someone else's arms. If they cheat, they cheat. You can't control what other people do, only what you yourself can do. And that is, don't be a jealous mother fucker.

If she cheats, then she fucked up. You peace out on her. Grab onto your balls, anon. Hold onto your pride.

>>17709472
Because if she is cheating I won't know. I don't think there's any way she'd tell me. She'd either not feel bad about it so wouldn't care enough to tell me, or she would feel bad so would be too ashamed to tell me. It's what she's like.

And I'm not wasting time and money on someone who doesn't give a fuck about me.

We've been together eight years but if she cheats I'd be out of there. No question.

>>17709469
Well both of you guys are in the wrong. She's wrong for going behind your back and talk to another man like that and you're in the wrong for checking her texts. Both of you can't be trusted. Since you already did it you should bring it up.

>>17709446
First, what's your mos? Just curious, and second that blows, when was the last time you contacted her and what happened in that convo?

>>17709455
68W i was in for 8 years, i talked a couple hours before i got on my flight, which was about 15 hours

>>17709463
There were so many 68W in basic, did you go to sill? Also what did you talk about and did you say any thing to compromise anything?

>>17709412
You lift boxes for 5 hours straight with a 10 min break and no A/C. For 5 days a week. Good company to work for, or if you simply need a job. But handling isn't for everyone. There are much better PT Jobs

>>17709429
Yeah I tried it for a month and I'm going to echo this. Plus I was given conflicting statements all the time. During training they told us to move safely, always make sure to know where you're stepping and so on. If I ever did that I was then moving too slowly for my supervisor and basically told me to ignore said training.

Good benefits but not worth the stress to me.

>>17709430
>>17709429
What happens if I injure myself trying to keep up?