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Not be an meth toothed, balding, weird old man online trying to hook up? Fix yourself you sound like a shit pile.

Welcome to singledom fellow 84 model

spoiler: it has never been better.

First of all, consider this: Although you got some catching up to do, you are in your very prime. Remember those hot girls in highschool who everybody wanted to bang? They've left their prime already. Your best options are now 26-30 year olds. Quite a lot of 39 year olds are recently divorced, and got kids about to leave home, and many of these women are dying for what they consider young blood, AND they've made sure to care for their appearance. Sleeping with 23 year olds is certainly not off the menu, but all in all the safest bet is to think of these as lucky breaks.

With me so far? I just wanted to stort off with some good news.

Now, where we go from here, depends on what you want in life. We can break it into three polarities

>get back into a new monogamous relationship and have children as soon as reasonable
>casually date and fuck women indefinitely
>celibacy

I would highly suggest applying for citizenship in the social media. You will be on facebook by the time you're 75 anyway, so give yourself a head start on building an online persona. There's no way back, and you'll learn a lot about how to future human being.

Tinder, yes, try it, but don't let it get you down. Just pretend it's a game, and then suddenly one day you meet someone who actually know how to communicate and is up for meeting.

Twitter only makes sense if you want to have an audience to talk to.
Instagram is fun and inspirational, use for hobby, no matter what hobby is (if legal)
Snapchat, yes I know, but it is actually the go to app for talking to people nowadays.
Facebook is the home base for all other purposes, mostly to build social circles and sharing.
Just do everything. Get to know yourself, it'll benifit you in your game.

Will continue with specifics on game, but got a couple of conversations with some twenty somethings on snapchat, so I'll attend to that until they go to bed.

>>17711090
>32 and rotting teeth

fix yoself my nigga thats unacceptable
get implants or somethin

Inb4 grammar nazis I meant do

>>17711062
A open relationship isn't a relationship

>>17711075
But le why not

>>17711045
Nope it will not help you to move on....
Excuse me but you are a slut

>>17711050
This.

>>17711050
A slut for having sex when I'm free to do so. Ooookay

Can you get a gf/bf? Yes. Can you get a quality gf/bf? Probably not, and if you do, they likely won't stick around.

The majority of people in this world are just like you; average and boring. You shouldn't have a problem scoring a partner unless you're hideously deformed or fat.

>>17710983
Your one big problem is
>I don't have any hobbies or interest

Take it from me:
>either sleep at family's or in my art studio
>don't drive
>unemployed (lost my part-time gig four months ago)
>massive amounts of dept after leeching on former landlord, and he want me to pay up for +5 years - yeah
>oh, and I'm 32. How pathetic is that?
>inb4 kys

Currently 5 weeks dating a single mom who just got promoted, working in a bank (not counter). 7,5/10 Would bang indefinitely

Also got a 6/10 cute fwb
Also going to fuck a 6,5 single mom this weekend, and might turn her into one of my regulars as well.

All of the above know I'm poly.
Not exactly girlfriend material in most of /adv's opinion, but I guess I'm older and less conservative than most folks here.

The previous woman I dated was for 3 months, but broke her heart because I didn't want to settle for sexually exclusive, and told her way too late in the game. My bad. This one is the executive restaurant manager for a restaurant franchise in town and earns $60K a year. 7/10 Didn't mind my situation.
Would be absolutely glorious gf material to most's standard, but I couldn't live with myself.

How did I do it?
>not boring
>know what women want
>know how to talk to and treat women
>sure, I'm about a 7/10 in the face department, but also a skinnyfat manlet

Conclusion:
Yes.

>>17710983
The fuck you do making 18+ an hour that can be bumped to 30?

>>17710972
I bought a bright top and a black top... Cut a skull into the black, wearing the bright one underneath. Also have facepaint

>cost me £10 total
>about 15 mins to prepare the top

She's some creativity... Pretty safe bet

>>17710985
>She's
Shows*

Jesus, has it really been that long...

>dressing up in a costume just to hand candy to children
You must be really bored. Find a good book or something, stop worrying about pointless shit. As for the catheter, surely you can hide it.

>>17710964
>"wow anon is that real?"
>yanks tube out of your dick

>>17710974
Why do you hate Halloween?

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Second girl

First one is significantly older and it sounds like she has quite the baggage. I'd go for the first one. Especially if your only complaint about her is "she doesn't like to clean".

>>17710968
>I'd go for the first one.
You mean to say second.

Also I'd tend to agree, sadly.

What happened?

Suck my peepee

>>17710893
op is also a boy

Walk in Bunny Ranch
Choose woman
Negotiation price/sexual stuff
Get undressed
Perform act
Pay lady (don't forget tip)
Get dressed
Leave Bunny Ranch
Cry in car
Question morals/life choices
Drive away
Nothing of value was lost or gained

>>17710892
Why do a lot of people find shame in something like this? It's just sex, and suppose to be fun. Plus, you're going to a clean, legal, and professional place.

What's a good price to negotiate for, for like regular pussy sex and blowjobs?

My morals and life choices are already questionable so that isn't much of a concern

You should not continue what you're doing, you should realize anything you feel trapped by is doing so because you're allowing it to.

I was starting to spiral in unhappiness this past spring and summer, and it ended with me quitting my job and moving across the continent on short notice. Just picked up and left everything that was making me unhappy behind.

It's all small fucking shit. We all do it and it's totally normal, but step back and realize how little power all that shit has.

I had someone ghost me too, it helps to distract yourself with things and events you like. The pain will lessen up after a little

>>17710822
>girlfriend
>job
at least you got a better life than me if it makes you feel any better

>>17710813
idk I have the same problem. Sometimes i'll go for a walk and just listen to the traffic, it helps.

>>17710813

get rid of your computer.

we don't tell drug addicts to keep drugs for recreational use. nor do we tell alcoholics to keep alcohol for 'sometimes' or smokers or what have you.

if you need a computer for school, use the library. if your answer is

>THATS TOO HARD ITS SO MUCH EAISER JUST TO HAVE ONE

then you already lost.


step 2:
>have something to do

people act like if they stop playing on 4chan they'll magically be transported to a bar full of hot young horny girls who find them attractive. doesn't work that way. it helps to plan things out in advance. its easier to say 'i want to go skating today' if you wrote it on a calendar.

>>17710891
Not OP here but I have the same issue, I'm addicted to the computer and get very VERY bored with other shit. I always want to read more but rarely do, I have a ton of books. I like talking to people online, that is, when they feel like giving me attention. And lastly and most importantly I'm writing a book on the computer when I finally get the small motivation to do it. It's the only place I can write it. I can't drive, and there's no library around here. No job, living with my parents. What do. I don't mind tje computer, but how do I cut out the boring shit so that I write more and read more.

kill your uncle

>>17710780
yes that'll solve everything

>>17710780
>>17710793
fuck it i got this where is he? and give me a pic

>>17710727
I'm attracted to a single mother, and she's younger than me (I'm 27). We have a similar sense of humour and she's real fiery, takes zero shit and is the exact same height as me, everything that I want in one package.

What I'm trying to say is that I don't care if she has a kid, I'm into her and I feel no stigma for dating a woman who has a kid with another man. However, I'm also aware that the kid will always come before me so that puts me off, which is hard because I'm really into her.

I think it depends on the person entirely. If she's someone you're really into, then what's the harm? I hear in America if you're dating a single mother it means you're a cuck, but ignore that, it doesn't make you any less of a man (and people who say that clearly don't talk to a lot of single mothers, or women at all, probably.)

So yes, I would, but it's a tough decision to make.

I dated one and eventually married her.
Been together almost 9 years now.

>>17710727
The anon above me sumed it up pretty well.

Do you REALLY like her or just like the fact that she gives you attention.
Given the fact she is kinda desperate because of her situation makes you secure.

If you like her for real give her a chance.

Tell him swiftly and curtly that you feel he doesn't realize how thin the walls are, and you especially hear him at night with his kids. Phrase it like that. One of the main reasons for him to lash out physically would be feeling humiliated or patronized/exposed. This way you leave him a more or less dignified way out.

Depending on how severe/threatening the yelling is, you could also call CPS.

Unless your girlfriend is a little bitch who needs you to be a daytime hero, my guess is that she is more upset with your dispassionate assessment of the situation than with you not pulling a knife on the neighbor already. She might worry about your father instincts too, especially depending on your ages/how long you've been together/how badly she wants kids otherwise.

>>17710739
Meh. I'm aware of her manipulating me. But I'm doing it for the kids because I'm one of the good guys, or something like that. (We're both 21 don't worry about our parental instinct lol, it's more of an ethical problem and also a simple annoyance in the night)

Your style is interessant I like that, I thought I'd have him angry at me and then lay him on the floor and call the cops on his agression, and my girlfriend would be supporting my version when the cops will come in. But I don't want to pull heavy bullshit on a random father, traumatise a family to be without a father for an evening and/or leave a revengeful neighboor close to my gf.
But yeah, I could still use my verbal skills to lay his attitude down, quote a few law about abuse to make myself relevant but if he's not willing to admit to some skinny boyfriend of her neighboor, I'm fucked.

>>17710761
Would definitely not do that. You're a little punk to him who's obviously trying to impress his girlfriend. Don't make it tempting to start shit with you. Besides, obviously this behavior is not okay but that doesn't mean he doesn't love his kids and even if he doesn't he could flare up hearing his own behavior reported back to him as being abusive. It's a very loaded word, for good reasons but that won't do you any particular favors. And if they release him, even just on probation or something, don't forget he lives next door. It's terrible not feeling free to come and go in and out of your own home without feeling anxious.

And as you mentioned yourself as well, if one of the kids comes running that's a pretty rough scene.

>>17710707
Have you considered that they've actually been together this entire time and she was cheating on him with you?

>>17710721
This. Other wise she wouldn't care about him and would have left.

>I decide to go to Washington to visit a friend instead
>she goes on road trip
>her ex asks if he can go with her
>he does
>get into an argument
>take acid and realize what a shithole I am
>have a conversation and tell her my feels and shit
>things go well most of the summer
>her ex moves out to cali
>they still keep in contact
>she still goes traveling and to music fests with him
>she spends whole summer trying to regain friends after her ex told everyone she cheated on him
>everyone thinks they are still together bc he keeps telling everyone that
>goes ok for a while but puts her friends over me constantly
>I try to tell her that those ppl aren't her friends and try to tell her to separate from group
>doesn't listen
>a few months later she tells me that her friends have been talking behind her back
>try to tell her she deserves better
>still hangs out with emotionally abusive ex-bf
>goes to a music fest with him and their friends
>on drugs tell her while she's there she needs to separate from friend group bc they aren't healthy for her
>tells me a few days after she found out her e bf has been sleeping with other girls
>found photos on an SD card she thought was hers
>basically he's been manipulating her entire life
>he tells everyone they are together when he's hooking up with girls
>been trying to help her wake up and realize she needs to cut him and those friends out of her life
>she is v insecure with herself
>her main goal is to have friends that like her
>all her exes and friend groups push her around or manipulate her
>has a v traumatic family past too

What do? How can I help her? I keep telling her she needs to separate from these people and find true friends. I tell her she needs to go to counseling and talk these things though with a professional but she is always "too busy" is there anything I can do at all?

She's a great person and I hate seeing people walk all over her and abuse her and treat her like shit, just wanna help her be happy