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She wants help raising her mafia baby.

>>17711420
Lol, come on anon! This is gravely serious issue we are dealing with here

>>17711435
Ok well I'd assume she is trying to reconnect with someone she spent 4 and a half years with. Whether that means romantically it's hard to say but just keep in contact with her and see what happens.

>>17711387
Wear anything, funny costumes are more memorable than scary costumes, I'm wearing a banana costume for Halloween, the point is, not to treat it as a serious occasion, enjoy yourself

>>17711387
My friends and I are going as stereotypical hipsters and we're just gonna act like assholes all night. Moustaches, beanies, flannel shirts, etc.

Don't try to overthink it. Have fun with it.

dress up as a 60s hippie. its generic but not over done, and easily identifiable.

>>17711383
use your math degree to do easy as shit stats for people and make huge money?

>>17711383
Go with software dev. Fuck kids.

>>17711567
If he wants to fuck kids he should become a teacher

>>17711377
Because at least you didn't do worse than last year

They literally made it easier because they misjudged how people would do on the math section in March.
So, really, you did worse

>>17711377
There is none

>>17711376
You can read books and articles on your phone. Listen to music too, although downloading or organizing it is a pain. And watching chinese cartoons. Oh and talk/write to other people. Ideally meet with them for something that doesn't need any cash like fucking or exploring the city.

There is also shitposting and small games like chess.

>>17711376
read? you could go the library and get books. work out. draw. write.

>>17711376
Workout?

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>tfw 8 inches and thick af
>tfw a girl has never accepted to go on a date with me
They don't know what they're missing.

>>17711345

>False

If this were true I wouldn't be lonely , much less single based only in penis size.

You need money.

ayy another retard
>>17711345

>>17711340
You don't need to be a christfag to know your bible, mate.

That said, I don't know if there's anything in the good book about him eating after resurrecting - and what would be the point anyway?

If we focus down on his life before he went to hell to free all condemned souls, and drink counts as eating, then vinegar.

The answer is vinegar.
I want the answer to be vinegar.

I think that it was fish when he was talking to Peter after being resurrected but don't take my word for it

>>17711340
His words. idk I suck at making jokes and shit...

>>17711327
Scooby doo

>>17711327
The Wiggles

Start dating someone. Doesn't matter who really. The only way out of the friend zone is sheer indifference.

>>17711322
Get the f out pls! Thank you

>>17711285

>BY THE WALL SHE MEANS
she doesn't want to be break her heart
if sex happen , girl will become too attached to you ( afraid that you will leave her)
she want's relationship be about feeling not about sex ( that's why she spends all free time on you)
you have found a rare thing mister!!! RARE POKEMON OK!!!! RARE FEMALE

>Suggestion
keep your dick away ( she's a good girl)
keep doing good things to her ( giving flowers for no reason)
DONT PROMICE ANYTHING ( easy to break promices )
Just do it to be together

You keep on talking about sex so she thinks that you only want sex with her and have no intention to be with her

>>17711322
>>17711353

We've already messed around and she has admitted she has feelings for me, she is just scared. I just don't know if shes so scared that she will pull away or is she at least gonna try by taking things slow?


Because if it's the former I'll be taking things slow towards her while she is trying to shake off the feeling

or maybe I'm over analyzing. Which is why I came to /adv/

What's your question?

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It takes getting used to, but it's all right, really.

>>17711288
I'm giving you life-changing advice here buddy.

Post tits.

Also wtf is that pic about?

>>17711257
What the hell is wrong with you?
This guy is treating you like crap, he is insulting you to your face and you keep fucking him? Just tell him to fuck off, if he doesn't like you he can always date someone else. He sounds like a piece of shit, and you're an idiot.
It's not about body shaming or whatever, it's just about having some fucking respect for yourself.

Wow that's pretty shitty. I'm kind of wondering why you even had to ask.

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Dumb cunt couldn't handle the bants

>>17711247
What do you lose by telling her you meant nothing by it, that it was just one of those moments, and that you were laughing because the timing caught you off guard as she walked in, and the words just fell out. Tell her not to worry about it, and that she's golden.

What do you have to lose by being an asshole?

>>17711247
Don't bring it up unless she does. When she does tell her to relax and that you were just kidding.

When I'm in a fight and I hit the other person it feels really good.

>>17711238
>Why do people enjoy fights/fighting?

because it makes people feel power when they can make another person submit to their strength. it is retarded when people settle disputes through fights though. i do boxing myself and i like the thrill of it but if i had a problem with someone i would talk to them about it.

>>17711240
>>17711245
i have no idea how hurting someone makes you feel good. violence is retarded, just for the fact that you use a lot of energy, and there's a huge risk involved. Am i the only sane person?

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I don't have a vid but here's a picture of a cat

Yes.
Even though this bump to this thread is hours late

I'm an alcoholic so my kidney are one of my favourite organs.
At least I can do is entertain you.

Here's a few.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm2DsJ6Ksuc
https://youtu.be/blpe_sGnnP4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba7rRfKIHxU

I got a lot of other old shit.
But that how it be

>>17712220
You silly. That's a horse.

>>17711178
>people will say it's because of women's pre-programmed desire to reassure themselves of your role as a desired mate and a capable protector

>people will say it's because of her shallow nature that she wants to compete with women and you picking her over other hot broads boosts her self-worth

>people will say

Do you really want to understand?
JUST FUCKING ASK HER TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT.

>>17711178
How did you make the jump from "my gf and me think differently, so each gender thinks differently"

Not sure if delighted is the right word but I'd prefer if my gf fucked 10/10 guys previously instead of pity fucking mediocre guys or even losers.

>>17711178
If other girls find you attractive, it means you have value. But you belong to her. So she has superiority over these women

Guys who fucked your women before you were her preference. You are the third/fourth/whatever choice.

This is what woman brain and man brain is doing when thinking about previous relationships