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Tell her you'll leave if she does.

Hanging out with an ex is never acceptable

>>17775917
I would put cameras all over the house tell her yes then inevitably when she cheats have the video there and then send it to all her loved ones. I would also give her more sex though, why aren't you giving it to her man? lolll

I'd let her do it, and then use her adultery to leave my sick wife while still being considered the morally superior one.

Of course I am suggesting this because IDGAF about her, so the real question here is: do you want to stay with her or not.

>>17775901
It's a start. You'd need to watch for the rest of your diet and obviously do something /fit/ too.

>>17775901

Yes, soda has a fuckton of calories. Drink water instead.

>>17775901
No. Of course not. Completely natural.
Your diet has nothing to do with your weight.

>>17775889

strategies really don't matter. the strategies that do matter are tailored.

for instance, you are basically saying
>gf mad, wat do

and someone else says
>lol buy her flowers, that works for me

so you buy her flowers. but it turns out the reason shes mad at you is becuase you don't listen to her and then just buy stuff and assume that fixes the problem.

and its especially problematic cuz shes deathly allergic to flowers.

thats an extreme and dumb example, but you get my point.

she either wants you back or she doesn't. there may be a way to convince her to want you back, but that owuld have to deal with undoing what went wrong.

and you didn't tell us that

>>17775889
I have gotten my ex back, but broham, I wouldn't recommend it. It never seems to end well.

ex be ex's for a reason senpai a lama

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I take it you're using an adblocker to stop ads from showing, right?
Nothing's working on this board because the blocker is confusing the whole board as an ad itself (because of its name, /adv/). I'd tell you to unblock 4chan, but since gookmoot already placed some fishy ads on here, I'm not entirely sure what to do.
I personally just pin threads I want to see updated on the /adv/ catalog.

>>17775982

this.

I used to be able to unblock only /adv/ and not the rest of 4chan but it doesnt work anymore.

the ads on this board arent bad (Though way more invasive and click baity then before) but the ads on /b/ and other nsfw boards are awful porn

>>17775982
>fishy ads

Nothing like a j-list ad welcoming you with a discount. So fucking depressing.

>>17775839
Apologize for the retards you call friends. Also make sure you distance yourself from them. Job done.

>>17775848
Not going to happen. They were supporting the hell out of me and they didn't really say that so that I REALLY beat her shit up - it's more of a disapproval thing we have around, and even say it all the time ("oh this guy is being a total dumbass? fucking beat his shit up").

I have literally zero issues with my friends and I'm not leaving them.

You should give them (your friends) a bionic kick. Yeah, beat their shit up.

>>17775819
just a job bro.

>>17775819
>I'm blocking my boss and some other pricks from my cellphone
That's immature.

Rest is perfectly alright. You are paid to exactly fulfill your contract and not a tiny bit more. It's their job to motivate you into going your way out to help the company and since they failed, well too fucking bad.

>>17775819
>I'm a passive-aggressive resentful prick
no one likes a dick that acts like a bitch

Not a medfag, but your stats seem fine. The values given are nominal, not end-of-the-world-you-die-now values.

As for gastric and such. Are you some kind of diet? Specifically fat diet (fatty acids are involved in most vitamin absorption) or sugar/carb diet (the gut flora that helps seperate the iron into absorbable form needs simple sugars).

>>17775823
Nah I'm not on any specific diet. My doctor asked if I was a vegetarian or vegan, was a little bit shocked. I eat plenty of brown carbs, white meat, red meat, green veg, and haven't cut out fats of any kind, nor have I cut out sugars of any kind.

I was screened for Coeliacs and it came back negative.

My B12 is below normal, and my Iron level is 'small woman on her period' levels. I have quite a few symptoms of deficiency, including fatigue, generalized weakness etc. etc., nothing neuropathic as such that I know of, maybe a bit of coldness.

It's quite likely I'll need injections for B12 at minimum, I just don't want to have separate iron injections. I'd rather it were one big cocktail.

Bumping for any advice. I don't want multiple assjections.

>>17775755
she go alone, with her gf's and why didn't she invite you?

>>17775772
Went with people she works with
I was busy

>>17775755
No one teaches them this they do it because they can get away with it. Seriously you won't break up with her even if you hear she went there as chads date.

Put yourself in her shoes. Chad extends a personal invitation to her, she is more than flattered yet has a little problem, you her bf, so she makes it seem no big thing before or she doesn't tell you until after and then tries to prove it is no big thing by telling you she loves you.

Again, make no mistake she went to see him and who knows if she made a fool out of herself or waited in line hoping he would give her the attention she thought was coming because of the invitation.

Good luck getting the truth out of her

>>17775752
Tell him to fuck off, car was sold as is, and if he has any problems with that, we can call Johnny Law over to get them handled.

No can do the backlash of being known as a snitch would be worse for me and my family than not paying

Get a gun. Don't be afraid to use it.
And go headhunting. Don't shoot the thug lowlifes. No, go for the heads. These will be your legitimate business owners running card games in the back. If you have some backup get them to hit the place hard. Kill the serpants head and the body will follow. Burn the place to the ground with molotovs. Than to send a message go to the head guys home and kill him, kill his wife, and children to ensure you don't have to deal with revenge killings.

A good few more pointers are to checks what your up against. Some small time nigger drug dealer is easy picking. Thinking hes a thug.
However Italian cosa-nostra well if the guys been made you are in deep shit if you fuck with them. First rule of warfair know your enemy. Bikers are a midpoint in the organized crime ladder. So you can kinda wage if your target is scared of them so see weather you should hit or hit and run.

I have hypothyroidism. I used to take synthroid but now I take levothyroxin.

I did have issues with weight gain over the course of my life, although that might be more due to my lifestyle rather than the hypothyroidism and its treatment. In recent years, I've lost weight and kept it off through controlling my eating and doing moderate exercise.

I've experience some light hair loss, but I believe this is probably due to normal male pattern baldness as little has changed more recently and my hairline resembles that of some of my older family members.

I actually heard about this whole thing before and brought it up to my doctor. He gave me the same speech you mentioned about how T4 is what matters, blah blah blah.

I feel like there might be a small impact from the T3/T4 issue, but if it exists, it's certainly not large enough that I feel like I need to do something about it. I'll bring it up when/if I change my doctor, but I won't go out of my way for it.

>>17775683

Has the medication itself ever caused weight gain?

>>17775885
No, I've never had an issue with that. And it doesn't make sense for that to be possible, to me.

The condition of hypothyroidism, itself, slows your metabolism and contributes to weight gain. The medication is supposed to return the hormone levels to their normal levels, which would bring the metabolism back to normal and bring weight gain/loss back to normal amounts, assuming the medication is actually working.

But the medication shouldn't ever cause weight gain because its purpose is to treat a condition that causes weight gain.

Here's an idea:

Grow up.

>>17775680
Why were you let go?
I mean nails in the parking lot.
You certainly don't lack creativity.

A few months ago I told my boss that I have Bipolar disorder and that made him uncomfortable. My boss and my coworkers like to drink a lot and often during work hours and I refused to drink because it effects my disorder. A month ago my boss sat me down, told me he was uncomfortable having someone with a mental illness representing his company and fired me.

>>17775646
Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing, Bitch

>>17775646
wait are there people under 30 who need to see their keyboard in order to type? wtf

IRC. Nothing, but NOTHING, will teach you touch-typing faster than realtime chat.

>>17775640
If you're not ready to end th chase, then you probably shouldn't date the girl. Sounds like your problem is, wrong time, different place. Accept that and continue fucking. I probably regret settling down and this includes sex.

>>17775659

>>17775659

Sigh thing is she's exactly what I'm looking for in a woman. Everything would be perfect if only she wasn't a virgin or would agree to have sex with me after a 6-12 months, but waiting until marriage is too long.

Why do you regret it?

>>17775640
>inb4 FUCK YOU YOU DEGENERATE SCUM STOP FUCKING WOMEN AND JUST MARRY THIS ONE REEEEEE
This makes me think you just exaggerate your and your girl's education/job status. (Just other day another autist also ex military claimed he has 4.0 GPA from UT Austin not knowing I can log in and access the faculty's dean's list with GPA information). The whole post sounds like written by some combination of r9k and pol fantasy.
Then again there's no need to try convincing me. It's pointless and you probably can't. I don't doubt the existence of your dilemma.
Also don't date the girl, simple response for a question that could've been asked in two sentences.

>>17775615
You sound like the type of person who only eats chicken nuggets and refuses to even try any new food

>>17775615
Watch porn, and you'll know what you like, ya faggot.

>>17775617
Oh, I know the kind of person you're talking about, I know a few and I hate that stuff.

But I recon black olives are easier to get rid of than black dick, if you find it unpalatable.

You can't just make a face and pour a would-be sexual partner in the trash and expect no protest.

>>17775633
What kind of porn?

looks terrible, please don't
and no worries, it's genetics. some guys just can't grow a beard

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>>17775598
Every guy in their 20s at some point tries to grow chin pubes
Every guy in their 20s thinks it's cool.
Every guy in their 20s is wrong.

Chin pubes are a fag sign for guys who like to give blowjobs. It's how gay people come out to each other.

If that's what you want, good luck. Otherwise, shave.

>>17775598
Don't bother, it's nowhere near thick enough to pull it off.
It's not hopeless though, facial hair develops until your 25th or something. I'm 24 now and I can grow a somewhat proper beard, but I couldn't do that back when I was 20 (it was way better than yours, though).

Bottom line try again in a year or two.