Tomorrow I have a very brief opportunity to fuck my ex. Need suggestions on how to seal the deal; preferably things to say, but actions are also welcome.
Idk if it's worth noting, but last time we boned it happened right before we left, we had a prolonged hug which lead to me making a comment on her hair smelling good, which lead to me nibbling on her ear, which lead to making out, which lead to fucking.
>>17774609
Sounds like last time worked just fine. Try that again.
>>17774609
The only reason she's coming to see you is to fuck. What do you think, she forgot what you look like? Think she has something really important to tell you only face to face? Bring a jar of honey. See what happens.
>>17774617
Only problem is we were hanging out that day. Tomorrow we will be getting off work at the same time from the same place, she has a hectic schedule and will need to leave soon after leaving work, so I'd have to make something happen in the dark parking lot and hope it will progress into a quickie. I have opportunity to use dialog and actions, just not in the car like last time.
Suggestions senpai?
Am I going to be okay?
>27
>Had GF of 5 years
>She died in a car crash, she was hit by a drunk driver on the freeway
>That was 3 days ago
>Haven't done anything since, just sat around staring at the wall
I've slept about 2 hours since it happened. I've started to hallucinate, and I'm seeing her.
Trying my best not to off myself right now. What should I do?
>>17774567
I don't know her and I know this is going to come off as cheesy but don't off yourself. She wanted you to be happy alive. Live for her and do good for her.
Considering this was recently I can understand if you want time to take it in, that reality is happening right now. Grief and such. Do that and once you are done carry on.
I'm sorry Anon
>>17774567
Go see a grief councillor. this shit could last you a lifetime if you don't get it sorted and you definitely seem to be having a mental health emergency from the grief it is causing you.
>>17774567
Talk to a doctor. You're going through a lot and you can't (and shouldn't) handle this alone.
I am really sorry, OP.
Hey guys so I need help deciding if the tinder match I got is actually the girl she says she is and actually wants to fuck. Not sure if this is where i should post this. Otherwise direct me to best place. Her profile says she's 18. She says she's a senior in highschool. She has sent me clothed as well as nudes that were taken off the web. The clothed ones I think are genuine. The conversation is natural. I've done bot tests. I control the conversation for the most part. She told me she wants to meet up tonight. Not sure how to proceed. I can post full chats pics and profiles if need be. What's worse case scenario?
snapchat
if she doesn't have it, or doesn't respond to a request and sends a gallery image, you're being catfished.
Just meet up. Then you'll know. Meet in a bar or a place that serves alcohol, so they will card her and make sure she is 18.
Have her wait for you inside a cafe or diner where you can see inside before entering.
How the fuck do I fall asleep?! I've never had this problem before. In the last 3 weeks or so, I can't fall asleep in a timely manner unless I'm drunk. Weed doesn't work. Music doesn't work. I lay awake for 3 hours or more before I fall asleep and I'm getting sick of it.
>>17774512
Try to induce a lucid dream. Just stay awake but keep very still. Your body will want to move, such as making you itch. But fight this. After a while you should be asleep but not asleep and able to fly or some shit.
>>17774517
I've tried that too. I could do it before and fall asleep within half an hour. It's not working anymore. Any other ideas?
>>17774521
welp, quit fucking drinking dickkum.
Instead of going to work, I fapped and listened to some music
now im 30 minutes late
do i have a problem?
Any particular reason for that decision? Seems like you want to lose that job
>>17774498
Establish a routine and stick to it. Either that or fap at work.
>>17774501
Not really desu. I was always on time at work since 3 years, but that just overcame me.
I fear that I will do that again
Should I stop watching computer for a long time?
I hate myself
I find myself in a but if an odd situation, for reasons I am currently having to share a home with family and I hate it. But I am getting a place of my own again soon, a former crush of mine that I was in love with, and later absolutely shattered me to the core wants to be my roommate when I get my own place. My logical side is saying no, but emotional side is saying yes. What would you do in my situation? Pic related I guess.
>>17774492
if she moves in, make sure she pays rent and shit. then, play your cards right and you two will hook up every once and a while.
>>17774508
No doubt in my mind we would hook up because she would be moving almost 50 miles to live with me and we have already had sex a few times in the past.
>>17774524
>a former crush of mine that I was in love with, and later absolutely shattered me to the core
Explain
>average woman can go on tinder for a quick gangbang any time she wants
>I can't even get as far as holding a girl's hand
Fuck me I just can't take this anymore. Why did I have to be born male? It's so unfair.
>tfw tinder whores
>tfw not a faggot looking for love
>>17774482
It's not about being male, it's about being undesirable. Look at the things you may be lacking and put in the work to improve them. Also, don't look for girls on tinder if you want something more than a hookup
>>17774482
you also could get dick easily if you want to
how do I get a gf
I'd date literally any girl that doesn't have intelligence-related disabilities
hard seeing as they're WOMEN
HAHAAA ZOOOM
By getting out of the basement and talking to girls.
>>17774468
you expose yourself to an environment with girl. listen about or go up to girl of interest. introduce yourself, find out about her.
"hi, i'm OP, mind telling me more about yourself? hobbies? likes, dislikes?"
then she might say, "and you?"
and you say yours and then ask questions relating to her hobbies and then keep messaging her or talking to her and then in 4 months time on the 12th day of the 4th month (i'm specific for a reason) ASK HER OUT that way you have time to know her and she know you without going too far into being "JUST A FRIEND"
go get em tiger!
tl;dr: How much control should your bf/gf/wife/husband have over your fashion choices or things you do with your body?
I'm freshly single. I've always wanted to try shaving my head, and about a week ago I was pretty heavily drunk, and it gave me the courage to just hack all my hair off. It was very impulsive, but I've always wished I had the courage to just do it. Literally the moment my bf saw it, he blew up on me, saying how ridiculous it is that I'd do that without even checking with him. I had hair down to my mid back, and now it's barely the length of a 5 o'clock shadow. He broke up with me pretty much immediately.
Am I being dumb for expecting someone I'm in a relationship with to accept these kind of choices? Pic is my length, but obviously not me.
PS: I absolutely love it this way.
He probably thinks you joined a cult or started browsing /pol/
>>17774455
It's your choice to do whatever you want with your body. It's his choice to leave you if you do something disgusting with it.
>>17774455
I have a friend with a shaved head who's dating a pretty chick who also shaved her head. Dude sounds depressed when talking to me. He cheats on her semi regularly though, apparently she doesn't know though it should be obvious why.
I am 26 years old, but I somehow managed to get a 19 year old girls number through a friend. She is super hot and very very innocent and nice. I was wondering what is the best way to "get" her? She is very naive and oblivious to stuff. I feel like I have to play/manipulate her through text. I am an ugly, virgin so I can't see any reason why she would like physically.
Being confident and manipulative will get you far.
>>17774425
>very very innocent and nice
>very naive and oblivious to stuff.
Is this what you believe?
or is this what you know?
>>17774425
Get off 4chan would be the first step.
Im not sure if anyone relates to this, but when I have to speak in public or attend an interview, I use to think slow in the sense that I get stuck with words, and cant come up with ideas. After the event, I think about what could I have said and I come with brilliant replicas, lines etc. Whats going on? What can I do?
>>17774417
you need to find a way to be more comfortable speaking with strangers/random people
I would assume you get stuck with words because you're a bit too anxious and that starts to affect your ability to to speak deliberately and concisely
or you could just be an autist, like the rest of us on 4chan, in which case you're out of luck and have to find some alternative to speaking face-to-face with people
>>17774417
Get some self-respect, standards, courage, a conscious and a lot of quality literature books.
Most people who talk slowly are usually standardless, hypocritical, compulsive liars, prone to sudden rage because they actively lower their own thinking rate so they stop thinking about all the problems and what a shit person they are.
Not like you'd be one, but you're also not doing what's right in order to improve.
>>17774682
>quality literature books
Which do you recommend
how the fuck do I get a friend?
I'm 25 years old and don't have a single one
no acquaintances, nothing.
I just want someone to talk to or something I'm starting to go insane
>>17774392
Be useful, and be prevalent. Friendship is made through two things: proximity and utility. Not nessasarily one or the other, and not nessasarily both.
Be around people. Make sure you're well groomed. Get a hobby. Get a job with people you'd like to work with. Thus, proximity.
Utility works more if you are in a position of power. Think having a car in highschool before anyone else. Sure, you're getting used for rides at first--but that's how you make connections. Utility gets harder to use as a way to make friends as you get older unless you're rich or an entrepreneur of some kind.
Slap them with your penis to mark them
25 too and in a similar boat, how did things get this bad man?
Gf told me that our relationship is boring. Anyone got any advice to help me
>>17774325
If she has been distant, she might be gently trying to tell you it's over.
If she's still being affectionate towards you then she wants you to step up your game.
Spontaneous day trips, little surprises on special occasions.
Things that remind her you are happy to have her in your life. Love notes, couples games, use your imagination.
Though it seems unfair, alot of women still expect men to keep up the romancing angle long after the relationship has become routine. Keeping her excited and happy will keep her from looking for a new Romance
>>17774389
Thanks man, she haven't been distant but she's claiming that she's the reason why it's boring since she doesn't want to do anything?? That's how she described it. She has depression and has a social worker to talk to so I don't know if Its her or she isn't feeling herself
I feel like I have the same problem. I was on a date and I couldn't help but feel she was bored, checking her phone multiple times, claiming to be tired etc
What can I do when the conversation stops and nothing is happening?
What's a good way to deal with a nine-hour security shift?
I'm not allowed to bring a phone, or do anything fun. And I gotta leave in two hours. Damn it.
Sudoku maybe?
>>17774322
what are you securing
>>17774327
Airplane in the dessert.
>>17774333
CIA?
my dad die a year ago and my sister is the executor of the will and it say that we each get half but now she won't talk to me nor has she given any money to me also when i look at his bank account she is still paying for his phone tv internet and utility and she made a check in his name to make a payment on her house with it she also has his truck this hole time and has not given me anything for it and took 25k saving out of his bank and i don't even know where that is. so should i seek out a lawer do i even have a case and what type of lawer should i seek
Yes....this is a big no no and she cannot do this.
>>17774306
Get a personal estates lawyer. Take her to the ringer since it states clearly in the will that you get half.
>>17774306
your sister is either a bitch
or
you're a useless neckbeard that doesn't deserve other peoples hard earned money
though my judgment not withstanding it is illegal
to ignore what's written in a will, even if it seems to be unreasonable
but before you can make a case out of it, you're going to need a copy of the will and some proof of it's authenticity
if there was only one will and she destroyed it, then, legally, it never existed. Usually a will would have to be verified/notarized/documented by a lawyer/3rd party after being written, to prove it actually exist. And as Executor of the will, she's free to take it all for herself if the will "doesn't exist"
but I'm no lawyer, just someone who used google