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Srsly it's always some bitch in a crop-top who's a heartless man eater wtf
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>Hey gurl, where you at?
>"Hanging out with some of my friends :)"
>Uuuugh omfg why do I keep falling for these slut cunt maneaters. I hope you enjoy your AIDS from Jamal, you fucking cum guzzling skank
>omg I'm so sorry baby please come home
>Repeat the last 2 messages over 200 texts
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>>17777799
Kill yoursef nigger
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>>17777818
Not until I'm done with your girlfriend, honkey.

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How to fuck fatties?

Earlier i was in relationships with think and good bodied girls, but now i have went whaling a few times. Well, its ok but i find it just hard. Hard to find positions and when they want rough its complicated to go full blast in same weird angle. Tips?

What is your experience with fucking a fattie?
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>>17777773
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>Fatties
>Wanting it rough
In my personal experience, they're the most sensitive of all. You can't really fuck 'em like you want to. Must be all the yeast infections from a shitty diet.
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>>17777773
>What is your experience with fucking a fattie?

I don't

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Have you ever been the other guy/girl in a cheating scenario?

Tell me your story. I'm currently the other guy and need some perspective.
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I stole her for myself haha

3 great years

that guy was a cunt tho
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>>17777699
I was the other guy. She eventually dumped him for me. We broke up after a few months realizing we weren't good for each other. Today i have no contact with her, but i know they remained friends for years afterwards despite him knowing everything.

I don't really have any insight to shate, so i just stated the facts. Today it's ~10 years ago, so i don't really care.
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>>17777703
>>17777710
So you fell in love while they were together? How long did it go in behind his back? How did you both feel about it while it was going on?

Hey guys,
I'm in Japan right now and for one year, been there for two weeks. So far so good except that since I found a rent, I won't go out of my place. I get myself delivered some video games and play them (just finished a few RPGS), I'm also planning tinder dates for next week.
A girl I like asked me if I wanted to go to a nightclub I didn't answer cause I was scared.
I don't like going out cause I don't want the neighbors to see me (they are nice but idk i'm easily scared).
So my schizoaffective disorder still kicking pretty bad even tho I'm in my favorite country !
What should I do guys ? I should be looking for a job right now but always pushing back
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I need help !
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I really hope that pic isn't of you

That is the biggest trainwreck of a person I've ever seen
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Of course its not me ahhh my sides

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I posted a while ago about this girl I know who was planning on having sex with this guy. I kinda know her bf but only online. Well she did it and I've not spoke to her hardly.

She is with her bf and I just think fuck you and want to tell him.

She gave it the blah blah how she has to do it bullshit.

Shall I tell him?
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>>17777691

...Sure?

I mean, none of this sounds like any of your business at all, but go ahead. If I was the guy, I'd want to know.
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>>17777696
It's not and I wish she had never told me. It really has eaten away at me as I feel like he needs to know. I'd want to know.
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>>17777707
Wow, she doesn't sound too bright if she told you she made a cuck out of her boyfriend herself.
Tell him, he deserves to know he's committing to a whore.

GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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Females:

Would you go on a date with someone who doesn't do anything but shitpost, play video games, jerk off to furry porn, and follow current events/politics?
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Ladies,

What can a guy do for you to enjoy riding more, or make generally being on top better?
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>>17777701
Lol probably not. Like get some more hobbies man. Jerking off doesnt count.

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RelationshipFAG here

so my girlfriend of 4 month's now recently came out saying that she doesn't see us going anywhere because im "too nice" to her, when i asked her what she means she said "You always tell me i look amazing, and complement me on everything and shit like that, it just makes me cringe" i get that this is normal but when i asked her if she wanted me to just not complement her she turned round and said "i'd much rather you told me i looked ugly, or just treat me like shit". Here's the thing, im a nice guy when it comes to women, always have been, always will be, i cant bring myself to tell her shit like that as i would be lying, how can i get around this without treating her like shit? im falling in love with this girl and she assures me "she loves me but my attitude toward her turns her off" :/
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Get ready to be fucked in the head for the rest of the relationship.

Never change for girls.
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Don't change who you are as a person for anyone. Especially women.

Tell her to suck it up and like it or fuck right off.
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>>17777640
What a masochistic fucking degenerate. Dump her and date me instead.

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Hey guys, i need some classic dating advice... Ive recently been hanging out with this girl, (first girl ive hung out with out of college for a while now) and im starting to like her. One problem, my friend also hangs out with us and likes her too. I notice that she always hangs around him more and talks to him a lot, but i like to think its only cuz i drive us everywhere and she doesnt want to distract me. This is the first time i have felt true passion for someone, and i dont know how to go about asking her out, espically because i keep thinking she likes my friend more than i... I really could use any advice because i cant keep living life thinking "what if"
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>>17777622

Is it worth it to risk your friendship with that guy over a girl that very probably doesn't like you?

If your answer is yes, just ask her out.
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>>17777622
I'm sorry to say, but you should not pursue.

Everyone will tell you it's fine for you or just wait it out and hang out with her, but it isn't.

When she shows signs of no interest to you when you're together stop pursuing.

Nothing will come good of it and you'll waste your time.

You can stay but the torment will get to you and you may never have the same relationship as you have now.

If you've been alone with her without her friend and she still shows no interest you need to stop pursuing her.

The more you stay the more everything changes with your friends, the more paranoid you get, the more depressed you get, the more times you cannot bear to see her, and the more times you will just have something on your chest you will not be able to convey to her.
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>>17777631
Op~
Ive only started hanging out with her for 3 months, but everytime i wanted to hang out with just her, she says she cant and we can never do anything. All my friends keep telling me to just do it, but i feel like i cant because of the friendships that would be ruined over it. The times we are alone (when i pick her up to hang out) we talk just fine, good eye contact, normal conversations, everything is fine, but when i get my other friend too, she hangs by him more like when we go in stores

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>Female classmate is playful around me
>Has a pet name for me and everything
>Talk to her and study together from time to time
>Fall for her a bit but back off once I find out that she has a boyfriend
>Skip to Thursday
>Studying
>A fucking hand runs through my hair
>It's her, giggling, says hey and passes by me
>Boyfriend trails after, doesn't note my existence
>Don't see/hear from her much besides her borrowing a marker until 520
>5:20
>Texts me if I want to go to the school's Thanksgiving dinner with her at 6
>I say "Sure, anyone else coming?"
>She replies "Not that I know of, know anyone?"
>"Nope"
>She asks where I am and truthfully tell her I'm studying but I'm pretty suspicious about this
>Wondering why she's going with me instead of her boyfriend, wondering if they broke up or what
>5:50
>Walking toward the building the dinner is at but going to the second floor of the atrium so I can get a scope on her
>She's in front of me on a chair with her fucking boyfriend, both of them have their heads down looking at a phone/laptop
>NOPE the FUCK out before they turn up to see me
>Fast walk until I'm multiple buildings away
>Text her "My mom just said she's making spaghetti lol" to make her think I'll have to go home to eat instead
>Begs me to give her a plate of the dinner to eat, to come with her etc.
>Fucking calls me
>Ignore it
>Texts me asking where I am
>"Studying lol"
>She says "Please come with me ;_; I don't know anyone here"
>"Can't come sorry"
>Leave campus
What the hell was that? Was she trying to get her boyfriend to jump me?

Was I overly paranoid? Any /adv/ice?
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>>17777566
Your not wrong, she is toying with you.

Stay away.
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>>17777566

She is probably gettin emotional support from a relationship with you that she is missing with her BF.

If you don't want that, you have the right to move away. But don't be so paranoid, she would have to be a fucking psycho to lure you in for a beating, dude.
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She might is trying to get her bf jealous or looking for some sort of friend, my advice don't get too close.

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"We'll keep your resume on file for any future positions"

Is this just generic talk for 'don't bother applying for any jobs in the future?"
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>>17777552
Depends, both.

Personally the guy might just not be good at rejecting or letting down.

Other hand he might keep your resume on file and give a call for another job.
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It can mean "I have a different job for you in mind" but more often than not it actually translates to "You're a shitstain and will not work for me."
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Depends a lot on the company.
I've had companies give me calls asking if I was looking for a new position because they still had my resume.

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You see a beautiful woman walk by; is it appropriate to comment on her beauty? I want to let every girl know that they're beautiful and be that guy who has 5 girls around him because he's nice (but not gay).

How do I achieve this level of confidence and openness? Where girls come to me for advice? Nothing sexual, I just like being in the presence of beautiful women who respect me.


Bonus

Girls: what are some genuine compliments you'd like to hear from a guy? What's the best way to befriend a girl as a guy?
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>>17777538
So you want to be friendzoned?
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>>17777538
>Nothing sexual
kek
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>>17777538

"Catcalling" won't get you female friends. Making friends with girls is like making friends with guys. Talk to them.

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I've asked this before on another board on another website and didn't get any answers so I'll ask here. This is going to seem very degenerate but...

I live with my parents and christmas is coming up and I order all my gifts through Amazon. I now have complete deniability if an indiscriminate package shows up and I don't tell anyone what it is. So now, I can buy sex toys for the first time. I'm looking at getting a bullet vibrator, some anal lube, condoms, and maybe a ballgag. My limit would be around $50 but I'm flexible. What brands should I look at and what would be the best place to order from?

Pic unrelated
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>>17777536
>So now, I can buy sex toys for the first time
you could've bought some when you were 12 if you were going to do it online, you'd still get caught by your parents though.

>My limit would be around $50
is this money coming from an amazon gift card, or are you using someone else's credit/debit card?

are you using your own amazon account?
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>>17777536
vibrators are useless
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>>17778630
I forgot to mention that it's because I now have disposable income now after getting a job.

50 dollars is just the amount I'm comfortable spending on sex toys. It's why I said it's flexible

I have a cute little kitty I have had for over a month now, he is adorable, but smells like ass. Not in general, but he is very gassy, and very happy and affectionate. Now here is the issue, he happens to constantly put his ass in my face and even on guest's and roommate's faces, and he farts here and there.

Is there a technique to make him NOT put his ass in people's faces?
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Ever wonder why people call cast assholes. Well you are about to find out.

Thats just what cats do. You signed up to deal with it when you got a cat.
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I don't mind the butthole touching everything. I do mind the silent gas bombs being thrown around.
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>>17777540
I don't mind the butthole touching everything. I do mind the silent gas bombs being thrown around.

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are you a faggot if you emulate your idols and try to blend them into your personality?

such as trump david bowie etc
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Jesus christ you must be insuuferable if you idolize them
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I idolise the fictitious Harvey Spectre for his assertiveness and general "get things done no matter what" attitude.

It's not that you want to become the person you're idolising. You want to incorporate traits that you respect from a certain character.

I find logical and critical thinking admirable traits as well as deep comprehension and understanding.

However you need to understand the difference between traits and flaws.


You do you. No one will judge you (out loud) for idolising character flaws
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>>17777505
No, if your idol is a good role model then its not wrong to emulate them

Emulate the buddha and you will be enlightened

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What happens if I decide to ingurgitate 28 tablets of Sertraline (zoloft) 50mg?
I'm 5 feet and 99lbs.
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>>17777494
You will probably throw up.
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serotonin syndrome

you might die
t. medfag
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>>17777522
What is the likelihood of death? 1400mg isn't enough, is it?

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