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Cause you're a weirdo mate

>>17776688
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>also those numerals

>>17776688
Basically this.

Is your hygiene and clothing acceptable? Do you even eye contact? Every said m'lady to a woman unironically?

Do you have her consent by contract? be of adhesion or consensual?

>>17776475
you dont even have to be at school anymore, anon
every you go is a pussy grabbing free for all
god bless america, and god bless pussy

>>17776497
gotcha, get her signature on a piece of paper FIRST, then grab me some pussy

How old are you?


Generally for individuals 21+ two weeks would be a longer than normal time unless you are both devoutly religious. That is from the first time hanging out.

Yeah, it really blew my mind when i realised that what i saw on TV sitcoms literally happened everyday. People have sex

One of my closest friends who was an autistic fuck staretd to get laid and said to me "women do not care about that -state and security- they want to fuck you, if you fuck them good they stay with you and if you don't they leave, is that simple".

For example, it might be that the girl agreed upon the "relationship terms" but the sex would be the sealed deal without the -ok/thumbs up- sex the contract has no value for them.

I don't think this really applies to males, for men if we could fuck without a relationship contract we would totally do it, like just FUCK.

But yeah, this is the world we are living on now

>>17776477
me


All things considered, yes this is the norm to have sex relatively early in a committed relationship.

But equally true is that if you aren't ready or she isnt ready then fuck the norm. Do what makes you both comfortable. Neither of you should ever feel dumb/silly/stupid/selfish/etc for wanting to wait to have sex. That is also totally normal. An average does not represent the individual.

>adult
>friends
>female "friends"

dude grow the fuck up

>>17776436

What does this even mean?

>>17776445
yes, fuck at least one (1) of them (the female friends)

>>17776404
>How do I handle this?
Dissolve her fears by marrying her before you see the other woman.

>>17776427
Kek. Thanks Anon but I'd rather something less extreme

Bring your girlfriend with you. Dont hangout with your friend alone. It is mildly unreasonable for her to be insecure, but if she is included then there is no reason for her to disagree.

Yes.

>>17776391
>who cannot make decisions for themselves?
I am all for assisted suicide, and don't care too much about the reasons but the person definitely should be able to make an informed decision. If they can't it's pretty much murder unless they are in a coma.

how about for people who aren't in a fugitive state but still want to? I know this is a very controversial topic but I feel like people should be offered a painless way out of their own lives rather than resorting to poisonings or self wouds that could be very painful and even fail.

>>17776357
Imagine women started to put the diameter of their cunts in profile

>>17776382
Like men give a fuck

>>17776382
Profile ID
A Hole Lotta Love

Maybe you're some kind of bi? Maybe it's a chemical imbalance? Get professional help if it bothers you that much. Otherwise, nothing changes outside of finding dudes attractive.

>>17776355

>i cant just turn fucking gay randomly at 27 right?

you can actually, or rather, the potential to be gay has always been there and just gets triggered. there are many guys who just wake up one day and realize it. most times they can look back and see a pattern.

but yours isn't 'sudden' at all, is it? you just admitted that these ideas have slowly been seeping in.

you might not be gay. you might be gay. i know it seems scary at first (kinda proof that even allys are more homophobic than they think) but you'll get over it.

it may also just be that you wish to be clsoer to other men and your brain doesnt know how to interpret that.

think about animals, how cavemen would have acted in the wild, or hell even just how kids act.

they dont have the 'boundaries' that adults (especially adult men) are forced to have.

kids hug, kids kiss, kids climb all over each other and wrestle each other and think their best friend is more important than girls.

this isn't gay, its literally just normal male bonding. but in america were taught that its gay, and gay is bad (even if we say its good, its still not something you WANT anyone to be, its bad). therefore you must not act like you have any interest in men at all. the older you get the less important even platonic friendship is supposed to be... but thats not what evolution has taught us.

you likely want more male bonding, and you itnerpret it as sexual desire. and maybe there is an edge of that in there. but that doesn't make you gay in the current social sense.

or you might be bi. or gay. we dont know.

go explore, and just remember, its no ones businses but your own. being gay doesn't mean having to come out.

the only friend of mine who knows im gay only knows it because we met by me asking him on a date. he was striaght, but we hit it off and have been bros for 3 years now.

but no one else knows cuz its no one elses business.

>>17776361
I hope its some sort of chemical imbalance. I may find help if it keeps giving me enough anxiety to disrupt ability to pick up or meet women.

>>17776366
I really want nothing to do with being gay.
I don't mind people being gay but its not what I want at all. That is why this is so annoying. I am very neurotic and have bad anxiety. I am a hypochondriac for medical stuff - and I feel like this is snowballing and i'm building something out of it that is not really there.

I agree with you on your points about male bonding and gay not being bad. But I honestly just really enjoy being straight and I really enjoy women. That is why this is so disturbing.

>>17776271
you have 100% surely been cucked
sorry about your luck, anon

>>17776271
You are 100% being cucked and the fact that she didn't want any pictures at all means she was planning on it. The reasoning is that lesbians are a spiteful bunch of bitches and if they see you dating a man, they think less of you. She didn't want other lesbians to see she was dating you.

Ask to watch or get a threesome just for your experience and masturbation folder and then move on.

>>17776282
>>17776305


Forsooth, I loved the wench. Why would she do this? She moved country to be with me, why do so just to go back to her ex?

Honestly, you have an obligation to that dog. By getting him you became his world, he has nobody else to rely on but you. So my opinion is you have to do whats best for the dog, your bf will move on.

You either have to cancel your trip because you couldn't find adequate care, or take the dog with you somehow (which is the best option for you morally speaking), or use the dude to keep your dog alive and healthy and then dump him. Yeah it's kinda shitty to ask favors of someone you already know you don't like anymore, but that dog better come before your selfish needs.

>>17776278

ah i probably should have explained.

basically my options are THAT, or spend 250 to take him with me, which i dont really have the money for (my parents bought me the ticket to go visit them to begin with).

the worst part is i DO like the guy, hes just already talking about moving in together and marriage and we've only had 4 dates and sex once.

Leave him at the shelter for a week you retard

You force everyone who worths something and raids regularly (They have to, otherwise the ones with the power aka officers will rig it for them) to vote. Since you have no heir of your own, you cannot pick a favorite as you stated you don't like any of them.

two escenarios:
>Guild is made up of many factions coming from other guilds and servers
>There are no factions or loyalties from other servers-guilds big enough to destroy the guild.

So first you make a preventive vote ingame set in a date, people will secretly tell your votes, of those votes the top 5 reach the second stage. You won't tell people much of this, just in case you need a "break" you will like the "opinions" of the guild mates because thats what you believe (kek)

Now, do a cost check, if your guild suffers from case 1, if on those top 3/4/5 one of the faction is not represented, then you must replace one of the 5 with the guy, or make it 6 if it would fuck with another faction.

If your guild is case 2, do the same without rigging shit..

>The actual voting

You take your time for this.

In the actual voting, your pick must be the one with the total majority (51% of able voting guild members). So if from the 5 no one gets 51% then you must do a ballotage or two round system (aka stage 3).

>The Ballotage (Optional)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-round_system

This or you just Ghost.

>>17776289
No one wants to lead. I forgot to mention that.

>This or you just Ghost.
I would do this, but one of my members is my brother. He would throw a fit and make everyone hate me. He's sortof a psychopath. I'm great at choosing guild members, right?

The internet is not real life. Think about that. It's not your real life.

>>17776235
Pathetic. NEETs without mental illness are stupid and lead themselves into artificial mental illness with their lifestyle. Gain some discipline and study. If you truly want it you should be able to fire up the passion for it. If you are not mentally unwell then don't attention whore with statements like 'I want to kill myself' because your laziness has led to a NEET life.

>>17776235
Get some trade shit like an HVAC cert. or whatever it is people need to fuck with cable boxes and modems. It's much more realistic than pursuing some big degree without any resources. You can get them in a much shorter period of time, spend community-college-tier fees, and pursue another degree while you work, if you'd like.

>>17776437
>whatever it is people need to fuck with cable boxes and modems
That would be Cisco certifications, or Microsoft, or even CompTIA+

>>17776217
Honestly it depends on age and maturity and you seem underage. Like highschool underage.

>>17776300
We're actually 19, but yeah, it's pretty immature stuff

Anyone...? It's really bothering me.

I feel ya.

I know how hard it is to not have anyone to confide in.

I'm gonna hero any day now. If you want to talk gimme some contact

>>17776197
Paranoid schizophrenia.

The government don't give a shit. Are you a major drug dealer or trafficker or cyber criminal? If yes then learn to evade the police and government because that is your life already might as well be good at it. If not then stop worrying. I don't like it either but they don't have the manpower to properly monitor the whole world yet.

But when they do... it's really gonna be 1984. The UK are cracking down hard on the Internet and it's only a matter of time.

This entire culture revolves around constant surveillance whether it's you browsing a persons Facebook or the feds watching you through cameras.

You cannot change anything if you were born middle class or lower because you don't have the ability to reach the top of power structures and influence population control like the government justices and ministers and Lords do.

This is just my ramblings and I'm tripping on lsd too but it's what I personally believe.

Look dude. I'm gonna have to be really fucking honest about this.

I know.

Let's be real, complete 1984-style surveillance of all US internet traffic is a reality. Windows is backdoors built into backdoors built into backdoors. Even Linux probably isn't totally safe. They've got all your phone calls forever, every text, Facebook sends copies of all your correspondence, stuff you type then delete, etc. Same thing's been done on 4chan for many years. Hell, /b/ is literally run by the FBI, no joke. I've got a father scalp-deep in the tech industry, been working with computers since before CRT text/vector displays. He's fully aware of all of it because he knows many people involved in it. He just pretends it doesn't matter. So do I. So should you. The best thing you can do is try not to do anything that would sic them on you, because you will go down, hard.

Other than that, try to ignore it. They track everything that everyone does. Even the posts you write here but never hit send of complete the captcha. Just don't be dangerous to them, and thank the fucking lord Clinton didn't get control of it.

>>17776193
This picture hurts.

>>17776200
why

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I was struggling with the same thing a while ago. Listen, if you love her, you lover her. If you're embarrassed to be around her, and can't show her to anyone, that's on you. If you feel like you could do better and want to do better, then do better.
There's a big difference between liking someone, and liking the IDEA of someone. Sit down tonight and think about it, do you like her for her? You shouldn't care what others think. But if you're with her, just because you've been with her for a long time, it's time to give up on this venture before things get too out of hand.
Sometimes you have to love yourself more than you love others.