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>work at Wendy's in the super-black ghetto
>have to call the police almost every week
>robbed at gunpoint last month
>some faggot broke the frosty machine by putting mayo and lettuce in it
>have a degree in graphic design, but nobody in the ghetto wants graphics
How do I fix my shitty life?
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>>17776773
>nobody in the ghetto wants graphics
rappers and basketball players dont want graphics?
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save up
then leave
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>>17776775
also i think i just watched someone die in that gif
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Guys say "oh you're so wet" when they finger my pussy even though I'm not turned on in the slightest, I just have a constantly moist pussy
Is something wrong with it? I can't find anything on google
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>>17776739
moist
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Afraid you got a terminal case of cocklust
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I've had a guy say that to me. Honestly I think the ones who do that are just inexperienced and think 'slightly damp' means soaking wet.
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mom said if i dont find a job ill have to work at safeway.
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>>17776703
So you have a responsible parent who doesn't let you become a leeching human abomination? Congratulation. Also enjoy the job hunt.
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>>17776706
where should i apply thinknig mabey ron or home depot
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>>17776709
Depends on your qualifications and goals.
Is flat out saying "hey, let's go on a date sometime" good enough or should I tell a specific date and time? I feel like the latter is more smooth. But then again, I've always been rejected, never tried that one out before.
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>>17776701
Specific time, activity and location is better but if you're attractive enough you can pull anything. Given your record you're probably not attractive enough.
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>>17776704
No I was just socially autistic. I have a girl that I'm 95% sure is into me and I'm tired of her hard to get games so I'm ending it one way or another. I'm attractive I promise, that was back in high school
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>>17776701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ieXaU8yq1R
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My only friend is moving to Israel
Kerry
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I recently just found out that my best friend of 10 year is moving to Israel with his family and I'm shaking. For background information, our families are close and we actually vacation in Israel every year, but now theyre going to live there forever.
I'm really scared. He said that they're moving after the school year wraps up. He's my best and only friend and I'm afraid I'll be alone and he'll forget me.
I think since our parents are friends maybe I can make mine convince his not to move? If not, can his parents legally make him go against his will? Is there any way I can make him stay here with me? What do I do?
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Shit dude, spend some time with him just in case.
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who cares about the jews lol
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It's a 7 hour time difference, just keep that in mind.
I've been living here for close to 4 months (I do not like it, but they literally throw money at you to stay here)
Just make sure you message each other at convenient times. Remember that the weekends in Israel are Friday and Saturday. The work week begins on Monday.
If he's religious, then don't bother him on Saturday. They don't use electricity. Otherwise, message him because he'll probably get bored
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My goal in life is to have a lot of super cute kissless virgin maids doting on me. This isn't impossible right?
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Sorry mate, max is one.
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You'll get bored of them pretty quickly.
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Maybe not after this.
Well, It's hard to explain without it sounding too far fetched but;
I've been dating someone for around 10 months, she's great honestly.
I ended up having sex with another person in the heat of the moment, a cheating situation but she said she wanted to keep it our dirty little secret and If I wanted we could keep doing stuff and she'd never tell my girlfriend. She obviously has some kind of fetish for "Stealing someones property."
The situation is kind of insane, I don't know what I should really do, It seems like a once in a life time chance but It also seems rather fucked up. Even If I didn't accept her offer, she'd just keep a secret. Literally a crime that could have 0 repercussions If I don't ever tell my Girlfriend that it happened.
I'm at a loss for what to really do, opinions?
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Dump both of them and find someone else.
You made the decision to cheat.
You must suffer the consequences.
I would recommend not dating anyone for awhile so that you can contemplate your infidelity.
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
May not be true for everyone, but a group is defined by its majority.
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The fact that you cheated shows your own insecurity.
If you had any morals you would leave both these women alone and focus on fixing your own problems.
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>>17776665
Stop thinking with your other head for just one second. There is no such thing as "no repercussions". Even if you don't care about the morality/ethics of the situation (even though you do, since you said that it's "fucked up"), there is absolutely no guarantee that your side-chick isn't going to change her mind later on and totally fuck you over.
You are believing in the trustworthiness of someone who is sneaking around and fucking people in secret. How do you even know that you're the only one???
It's not hard to explain at all. You are being a scumbag and you're trying to make it seem complicated so that you don't feel as bad about being a scumbag. Do what you want, just don't try to pretend like you're not an asshole and don't complain when your wife cheats on you and takes away half your life in 10-15 years.
Something odd happened brehs and I need your two cents on what to make of it:
>earlier this week, my friend arrived early to class, it was only him and two stoner chicks he doesnt talk to
>7/10 stoner chick starts hitting on my friend
>sat on his lap, flirted with him highlights include "does my ass feel good on your dick?"
>they never talked before that
>he is too surprised to react
>other people start filing in and she slides off
>friend tells the experience to me after class, I think "damn, good for him"
Well, the exact same thing happened to me.
>arrive earlier than usual to class, door's locked
>the two stoner chicks are sitting outside the door
>am wearing a designer hoodie, 7/10 chick's friend notices
>"damn, you always rocking designer, huh?"
>asks for a sip of my Arizona, oblige her
>out of nowhere, the 7/10 starts crawling in between my legs
>back off out of confusion
>she looks up "why'd you do that? It was such a great tunnel"
>get my tea back, sip it, it tastes like weed smoke
>professor opens door, then steps out of room to go piss or something
>chill on a couch in the back of the room
this is when i realized history repeats itself
>the 7/10's friend sits next to me
>7/10 asks to sit on my lap
>without waiting for me to answer, she sits on my thigh, then moves her way over my entire lap
>SweatingTowelMan.jpg
>then says "santa, what I want for christmas is (some asinine shit)"
>play along, ask if there is anything else she wants
>"santa, can I get a boy who loves his girl so much and will do anything for her and has a big cock?"
>become basically catatonic
>deus ex machina, the rest of the class starts filling in, she slides off
bonus round
>she comments that "she only likes the guys who arent interested in her"
>5 minutes later she quickly flashes her ass at me when no one was looking, she wasnt wearing underwear
TL;DR
friend had a funky experience with a stoner chick, I had a similar experience with the same chick
what do I do now?
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FUCK HER
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Weed makes some people super horny.
Other than that, though, just make sure you bag your junk if you want to go for that skanky pussy - your whole damn school might've been in that cooch at some point in time for all you know.
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What the fuck do yo think anon? I mean, fuck, seriously?
It is literally impossible for you to NOT fuck her unless you simply run away.
How old are you by the way? This sounds like the kind of shit you would only ever see at junior high school, get it while you can.
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Why do all bearded men look like grandfathers? Even if they are in their 20s they look really old, like Santa Claus or grandfather old. I mean those with huge beards, not 1-2 day beards. I had a classmate who was 21 and I always thought he was almost 50 and talked to him like an older person. Why do men have beards?
This guy looks around 45-48 without beard and at least 70 with it, maybe even 80.
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without a beard
My problem is that I can't see a bearded man belonging to my age group, only as a grandfather or father's generation. Even if they are younger than me. I could never date with anyone who grows a beard because he will look very, very pedophile for me. The same is with pencil mustache, I would immediately break up becuase of that (if they don't shave). It looks sleazy, like a younger version of pedophile. It isn't very good that I look like a child, despite being far above average 4chan user age. Is it shallow? Would you break up if your gf did something to her face?
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>>17776574
help me, why do men do that?
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>>17776969
because the ability to grow a beard is one of the last symbols of virility and masculinity left in a world drained of traditional institutions, roles and values.
Granted, 21 year olds shouldn't have full beards. Even when they can grow lucious, lost at sea chin manes, beards ought to indicate wisdom and experience more than be an fashion item.
But fuck it, if he's man enough to pull off a Bret Keisel, he's man enough for anyone.
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To Anons living on their own, what are some tips you can give a NEET who wants to move out on his own?
I know getting a job is step one.
Also keep in mind, i'm not looking for a house, just an apartment.
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>>17776562
budget. a lot of people try to just spend without actually checking and its disastorous.
I have a worksheet that divide smy monthly income into what I need, and then the left over divided into how much i can spend a week, and what goes into savings.
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>>17776567
How much did it run you?
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>>17776562
yeah get a job, then find apartments you can afford, call them, find a vacancy and there you go. the rule ive heard is that you should be making at least 2.5x your rent a month, thats not the case for me though and im doing ok
be frugal, live within/below your means and youll be good
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I know how to get a guy to have sex with me by going to a bar/club/going on tinder or OKCupid. But like, how do you get a boyfriend, someone you love who loves you back, how do you make such a connection with someone?
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>>17776536
You chose your fate normie, all thats left to you is Chad in his 40s with a beer gut and straight republican voting record
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You could try to do everything that leads to sex without giving the pussay, that will make the male work and invest.
If he doesn't want to then he doesn't fuck, if he wants to fuck he will invest.
T. overthinking male
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>>17776536
>I know how to get a guy to have sex with me by going to a bar/club/going on tinder or OKCupid.
By not doing all of that.
That kinda shit makes you the type of person who'll say "it's just sex" when you cheat, because it now means jack fucking shit to you, you've devalued it so much.
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I've struggled with major anxiety my entire life, and I finally conquered it at the age of 24, facing my biggest phobia I've ever met in my life, and to sum it all up, after I did it, after I took the plunge, after struggling for years, talking myself up, talking myself down, avoiding the subject, having special arrangements made for me to avoid the subject, my complete end experience with anxiety can be summed up by saying "Oh, it wasn't that bad after all."
In short, it's not a mental disorder, you're just a pussy like I was.
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I think you are too much of a normie, i bet when you had trouble getting sleep you just smoked a joint amirite fella?
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>>17776533
nyquil was a go to for a few years, but I haven't had any trouble lately, marijuana does help though.
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if you dont mind me asking, what were you afraid of?
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Acceptable Sexual Partner Count
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For anyone who is not promiscuous (more than 5 partners)
Would you consider dating someone with 10+ partners?
Where would you draw the line (40, 600. etc)?
Under what circumstances would you overlook a higher partner count?
How many partners do you have?
You can add your gender if you want.
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>Would you consider dating someone with 10+ partners?
If she was way over my league maybe, just to fug. But won't date someone who has 10 times more partners than me.
>Where would you draw the line (40, 600. etc)?
Sex outside a relationship is were i would drew a line unless she was my age or a little older wich i could understand
>cumstances would you overlook a higher partner count?
Way to hot for me, won't be bf of someone who is a higher level than me + more partners
>How many partners do you have?
1
>You can add your gender if you want.
Helicopter
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>>17776523
Partner count doesnt bother me. Wtf is wrong with you faggots.
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>>17776560
Why is your partner count less that 5 yet you have no problem being with someone with a count 20 times that?
I recently broke up with my girlfriend who I fucking hated, and since I've become single, one of my female friends has been wayyy more excited to see me. When she sees me she smiles way bigger than before, she teases me, and has started laughing hard at every single joke I say. Plus other things that she never did before.
Long story short, I think she's into me.
The problem is, she will text me, then after a while just won't respond. She'll send another text a day later, then after a while will just stop responding. And so on. If she doesn't respond I won't send another text so I don't sound desperate or something.
So what do you all think the deal is? Am I mistaking her newly found kindness for flirting?
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First of all, if shes your "friend" you are 100% able to tell her to fuck off if she doesn't reply faster
I tell that to my friends - not female as i dont have female friends you fag-.
Shes not into you until you take her on a date, a thumbs up in a profile picture doesn't count as anything.
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>>17776538
I'm a fag because I have friends of the opposite sex? Alright man. Thank you for the input.
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The first thing that went through my mind is this -- if you hated your now ex-girlfriend, your friend probably knew that too.
She probably knows how tough it is to go through a break up. So she's being much more better of a friend to support you.
And hey, may be she is into you -- who knows. But let her do that. Don't just jump right into another thing. Let it happen naturally, so if she doesn't respond to you, don't let it get you all hung up. It's just a girl.
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Can someone tell me the exact process of becoming an Army Ranger and what I have to do to get in?
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>>17776520
>join army
>get shot at
>have wife cheat on you while youre gone
>be poor
>jobless
>alcoholic
>suicide
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Well faggot I suggest /meg/ on /k/ but, lucky you, I happen to be in regiment
the process goes like this:
>enlist in the Army 11X Opt. 40
>complete basic training (easy AF)
>complete airborne school (also easy AF)
>complete RASP (not easy but totally doable)
voila, you're in
tips:
>read Sua Sponte by Dick Couch
>ignore the RASP episode of Makimg the Cut
>do not let your recruiter sell you on 18X no matter how cool SF sounds, it is a trap
>do not sign a contract that does not say Opt 40
>if you actually want to do Ranger shit, do not take any MOS besides 11X
>do not be a pussy and surrender your contract when they tell you how hard RASP/life in regiment is
>never ever quit, RASP is a self selecting course, if you make it to the end and complete every task to standard you are in
>ideally have a 100 in every PT test category before Basic
>lube up your asshole because Basic sucks, RASP sucks, even if you do well random shit like injuries or forgetting some piece of equipment can still get you dropped, and at the end of it all life as a private at Ranger battalion fucking sucks and Ranger School sucks even more
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>>17777431
Oh fuck Rangerbro I have some questions
I'm getting my 68w Opt 40 within the next two years(Finishing uni)
Do you have any specific advice for me on the medic track? Should I be doing anything now to prepare for everything?