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What I do is tell myself that I'll wait a week and if I still feel the same way I'll do it.

>>17839245
Act on them

>>17839245
Start projects. Learn a language. Restore your foreskin. Make a crossover web-comic and use all your favorite anime characters/plot devices.

I'm doing the foreskin and Japanese learning projects currently. The web-comic idea sounds neat to me because I usually retreat into my own psyche to campaign as an overpowered decision-maker with (anime) allies in a troubled world like Date A Live. Good Luck.

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squats N oats
Now get out!

Squats.

>>17839224
>>17839248
I do. I've got a pretty big butt, but he just never seems excited to fuck it.

>>17839190
Put him out.

oh no you should call the vets :( dont leave the poor thing

i've tried to save so many birds and mices from our cats. they all die because their hearts can't take the near-death experince.
a human way to kill it is to put it in the freezer. it will just doze off and die.

>>17839185
To be fair everything you do from that moment on could be your answer. So you just go through life then on your deathbed just say "This", then he will be like "THIS WHAT? THIS WHAT FATHER?"

"This is reality"

the thing is

i dont have as son or wife

>>17839185
tell him that his perception is reality, and then explain what perception is

>>17839174
What the fuck is that

is it mold?

>>17839174
Mold.

Honestly you should call a professional and get it clean.
If you don't want to, open the window, spray bleach on it, let it there for 5 minutes, then clean it with a clean, wet cloth. Do not drench your wall.
Throw away the cloth when you are done. Let the window open for a while.

Distance the furniture from the wall (an inch is enough) and open your windows more.

>>17839150
You should quit Life™
This has been advice with /adv/

That's all for today folks, come back next week when I explain the dangers of Mahjong in an obscure Southeast Asian country

>>17839150
OP, I was in your exact position. I cashiered and did other stuff around a 7/11 and this exact shit happened to me.

I suggest finding another job in the short-term. You're likely going to get fired for "underperforming". Look through LinkedIn or Craigslist for data entry jobs. Us NEETs can't flourish in nor ever enjoy a job like customer service.

>>17839150
Practice is key, motherfucker. Quitting won't improve your social skills. Your manager told you shit you can improve, next step is yours.

>>17839070
Keep your head exposed, so it gets less sensitive.

>>17839089
this

expose it when you go to sleep, you'll slowly wear it over time, and sleeping is the least unconfortable time to do that

So is this actually a normal problem?

>Home on the weekends

Military ain't what it used to be.

Way I see it.

a) Cheat
b) Get a dildo
c) Suck it up and do something productive by yourself. Join a gym, learn to knit, learn first aid. It will come in handy when you have to change his catheter when his arms and legs get blown off by a land mine

>>17839067
Resolve the issue before they leave

Like not going to bed angry

>>17839076
it's obligatory military. i'm not in the usa...

what kind of advice is this? it's not that i am bored at home and don't know what to do with myself. i got plenty of stuff to do. doesn't change the fact that unresolved issues bother me.

>>17839079
i would! god, how i would love to... but if it arises 15 mins before he HAS to leave, there's no way to resolve it before. sometimes we just don't habe the time.

>>17839053
>can we get sued
Sure can. While it might not be illegal by law (though it could be depending on where you are) you'll probably be liable to civil suits.
Now you might win, but you'd have to spend a lot on attorneys and court fees.

Your main problem isn't getting sued its getting the living shit kicked out of you in some abandoned warehouse near a train station over a period of 3 weeks than being handcuffed to the track and left there to get run over by the 5:21 express.

People who get in to these things tend to be shady at best.

>>17839053
you must be some religious wackjob

you just did admit it, op

so now you'll never know the answer

And when I say admitting it I mean coming out to anyone and everyone?

I've noticed almost everyone who is an addict and tends to be cured, atleast on the surface, is open and honest about it to everyone.

my parents would not be accepting of it and even though ive asked a couple times to go see a professional counselor for some "mental issues" they think that kind of stuff is bullshit. great parents but not very open

it's gotten to the point where I look and see women as nothing but sex objects, and think about and try to have sex for hours a day... just either picking up women in real life or finding them online.

im a functioning addict too, just graduated college, really talented, decent looking, and still social and have hobbies but nobody knows this about me

>>17838939

Why were you going to fight him anon?

Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should do something.

>>17838939
Fights are stupid, anon.

Find other ways to stand your ground.

My school has mentality of a prison.
There are fights everyday, you look someone wrong,fight is on at known place known time, every few days there are roadblocks because someone brought a gun or something to school to "finish it off"

I know ots wrong and I shouldn't be like our ancestor were thinking fighting is the only way out but that's how I i gotta live for 4 more years

>>17838933
Bump

>>17838933

Sounds like he's really into you and afraid to make a move, probably because he's afraid to scare you off.
I say go for it, if u take his hand it'll give him the greenlight he's been waiting for.

>>17838933

oh christ what century are we in, the fucking XXIII???

Just kiss him already

$3 for 1
$5 for 2

Can someone explain to me why those FDA niggers are so tight on this?

I tried to get a prescription here in Ireland, psychiatrist said no..

I'll buy bulk at a reasonable rate, m8.

I like to snort on weekends when gaming, and if I get in a slump during the work week I don't mind chewing one up.

>>17838834
Depends on what kind of cancer you've been diagnosed with, and the stage.

Chemo sucks, but some cancers have good percentages of long term survival.

>>17838834
i can't help but think the cancer diagnosis would push me to dive deep into drugs and isolation and I'd take out as many loans and get myself as far into debt as I could while supporting a new found ice and crack addiction while playing video games until I died.

>>17838834
Is it stage iv pancreatic cancer?

>>17838778
As far as advice goes: what kind of third party might I take this shit to sort out my results? Is it even worth it? As a person who values self-knowledge and understanding my own strengths and limitations, this shit is driving my crazy. I don't perform like a half-retard; I go to a really nice college and I murdered the SAT without practice. But is that not reflective of some kind of "inner" ability measured by these tests that might block opportunities for me later in life?

>I got two different IQ tests
>What's the deal with all this inconsistency?
Your IQ is probably the lower one if you're freaking out over a sample size of two. You'll need dozens to get any accurate measure.

Some days you're on the ball, some days you're not on the ball.

>>17838787
A few things to think about:
>There is a very strong correlation between IQ scores and SAT scores.
>Success in college is a much better indicator of ability to succeed in life than IQ scores
>my dad scored so low in IQ scores he was put in special ed in elementary school. Now he has a masters and teaches highschool.
>Hard work goes much much further than natural intelligence.

I suggest you ignore the results and just continue doing well in college.