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>>17837566
I rinse off before bed, and take another shower once I wake up for actual cleaning with soap.

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Night

sleeping in comfier when youre clean
and you wake up clean

plus i have less time to do stuff in the morning.
I shower at night when everything is done

>>17837566
I shower once in morn , once at 2 and again at 9 before bed..

>My mom has threatened to kill me for becoming an athiest.

religion of piss. it's not happening. you're an infidel.

>>17836901
You're probably right, but I still am going to try.

>>17836882
Sometimes, even amongst relation of blood it is healthy to cut ties wih someone unhealthy. Your mom threatening to kill you is very unhealthy and should be taken seriously. If you stay in contact with a family like that you are endangering yourself.

does no one have any idea why this keep happening?

Makes obnoxious comments to women repeatedly
>why do they think I'm obnoxious

>>17836835
what?

how the hell is that obnoxious?

In between intp and infp*

>>17836289
He's probably in his mother's basement try ambushing their mothers when they're out buying tendies

Engineering classrooms.
Masturbating to anime titties.
Shitposting on 4chan.
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I need to find a job. Fast. I've got enough money to support myself for another two weeks and then i'm done. I'll lose everything. The last two months of searching have not been fruitful in the slightest but I still have hope!

the hardest part of depression is scheduling your suicide so no one thinks it's their fault

I want to be done drinking, every time I've been drunk recently I've made a total ass out of myself and I can rapidly see myself turning into the bitter, angry drunk.
But I know I won't succeed. I know I'm already crutched and crippled.

>>17829999

your fucking digits are insane, brah

sleeping with people isn't shameful, lying is

There's no such thing as an unacceptable number of people to sleep with. It has no impact on anything.

A lot of women lie about that shit anyways. What matters more is the type of woman you have.

>>17821771

I'm 31, finishing up my last two semesters of community college for an Associates in Business, going for a Bachelors in Accountancy, have a 22 year old grillfriend who works at Dunkin Donuts, rent a room in a super nice house from a Canadian guy in a super nice part of town.

A year ago I was living with a 30 year old grillfriend of 5 years in a sweet condo; she had a sweet job yet we were always broke, she had a lot of health problems and I was always stressed out to the point where my hair was falling out; I was miserable.

She found out I was cheating on her and kicked me out and I thought it was game over for me but after 6 months, I turned it all around and I've never been happier in my life.

Don't give up, comrades.

I'm 26, and I just noticed my first wrinkles. I think I'm finally starting to understand why people do botox/injections.

>>17822106
I'm 30 and I still look like I could go to highschool.

BABY FACE FOR LIFE LIFE

>>17840635

How long have you dated the girl? What is your definition of dating?

Well... I mean this is probably the worst site to ask but still, does anyone have any advice for me? >.>

>>17840648

I asked you a question to gather relevant information so that I could answer your question. You ignored my request so I suppose you don't actually want an answer!

Stop seeing her till she breaks it off officially.

When the coast is clear, and she's ready, you can try again.

>>17840627

You're playing with fire, if you can guarantee to yourself you won't catch feelings then continue but this won't end well for you if you want anything serious.

>>17840692
It is broken up officially, i know the guy and he wants me to get with her because hes got a new girl and she annoys him

>>17840694
I cant guarentee it but i probably wont

>>17840619

I'm just like you.

But I had an awakening.

A girl basically broke my heart last week so I end up channelling the energy into learning to pickup girls

I was like "fuck it" yesterday

I started randomly messaging girls on tinder and hitting on girls I meet at lunch/parties

Dude it works

Just be secure with your self and keep replying playfully. I met a sweet girl on tinder yesterday

Also in real life "EYE CONTACT" makes so much difference. Don't look away from girl until she does. But don't be creepy, smile with your eyes and lips and show expressions with your eyebrows

I'm still working on escalation but I got the basics of initiation down in one day.

Me the 4chan virgin is changing

Anyone can change senpai

>>17840638
Yo good for you, man! Really. You're right, I just gotta do it. It's great knowing people can make that change. Keep it up, and I'm gonna try and do that same.

>>17840649
Are you 21?

Here is my personal list of pickup:

-Dont wait too long to hit & escalate

-ALWAYS be prepared incase of asunexpected encounter

-Dont let the girl get too jealous (epically after an intimate encounter)

-find a corner to take her to

-Eye contact
-Smile with eyes shyly, but maintain eye contact
-eyebrow emotions
-if too much look up for a second not down
-when talking to group eyecntact to everyone one by one for 2-3 sec

Posture
-Open arms and legs
-legs always shoulder width
-dont cross arms or put in pocket
-chest out
-NEVER look down anytime
-Dont cross arms (thumb in pocket, fingers toward penis )
-Slow movements (walk, no head jerk)
-When amoging talk to all girls. Not only hot ones

-Dont take breaks! You will miss out
10-15 min max! Ok?

-Compliments
-Clothing
-If escalate then hair

-Dont wait. The moment you find a girl you like, then ACT

Conversation
-one you're "in it", make it sexual. Not too sexual, but don't avoid sexuality

Things to remember :
-You can only game a girl you are prepared to fail on
-be extremely confident (don't care )
-Show some kind of talent in front of her
-win over her friends
- be hard to get
- be fun
- handle challenges from other men psychologically
- respond to any sighns she not interested as if its no big deal
- playfully neg a girl (especially if she does something wierd

Key notes:
-be the best version of yourself (don't be fake)

When friendzoned:
-Ignore 'em

-NEEVER ask permission, always assume

-act disinterested if girl talks about ex

RULE #1 DONT BE A KEK
-be a man that thinks what he thinks, knows what he wants, gets what he wants
-Dont ask permission, take action!
(No. Dou you want a coat? It's cold outside.)
(YES. You think she's cold so you put your coat on her)

DONT FORGET to get her name/contact

Don't forget to sexualize. Hold their hand etc

Don't forget to switch from normal convo to game.

>>17840591

You made a thread yesterday asking if this company was a good place to work. You went on to say that they aren't even hiring you but letting you work for free as "work experience".

Now you've made this thread.. why? This isn't your personal blog you autistic fuck.

>>17840600
im depressed

>>17840602

Ah man, me too. I'm sorry for being harsh but we've all gotta push our weight in order to make something of ourselves..

Honestly man I'd say fuck safeway and I'd try to get some legit 9-5 work experience at a warehouse or something. Maybe even as an overnight stocker at a grocery store.

At least then you'll make some money. Good luck.

Any reason why you won't contact the police immediately?

Because I'm being blackmailed..

>>17840482

OPs already decided its not worth it, he wont even share it anonymously. that isnt to say its illegal, but if he turns in his blackmailer than its guaranteed that everyone will find out.

>>17840475


OP, they're just teenagers. they arent hackers. they arent actually going to turn you in because doing so would just make their lives more difficult. they are blackmailing you because they think they can and because you told them thats waht you wanted as part of your sexual fantasies.

block them, delete your accounts, and forget about it.

You're just overeating try siting on your hands between bites

>>17840430
i am not. i am counting calories and my normal daily intake is 1500kcals. since the stomach flue i haven't gotten over 800kcal tough...

>>17840427
I Honestly never use to notice bloating as an issue that would affect comfort until I realized it's essentially a person becoming unnaturally fat very temporarily. Then I realized ohshitnigger I get bloated too and in adulthood it's gotten worse as I have developed alot more flatulence over it.

My only cure is fasting as it gets rid of whatever I recently consumed, I maintain by ensuring I eat typical healthy foods and in moderation.

>>17840380
Sounds like friend zone to me only one way to find out go for the kiss

>>17840380
you took too long, she gave up. Welcome to friendcity

>>17840384
>>17840385
B-but she's still super awkward near me and steals 50 glances at me when she can. She even talks to me less than others because she's afraid, I think. I need to fucking ask her out ASAP

May as well, not like you can give yourself aids.

Don't do it. The sperm will impregnate your hands.

>>17840336
Make a quick DIY sextoy and fuck it.