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Backpage.com/yourcity and some cash.

>giving away v card
>paying someone to take it from you

Pick the second one, lol.

>>17834873
Ask around porn sites if they wanna film with you losing it with a pornstar

>>17834816
Girl C, it sounds like she supports you for being you and is just a bit awkward.

>>17834816
personally I'd go with A since she seems to be the least likely to cheat (4 dates, sarcastic/bitchy which shows confidence), hot, and the deal maker is the bitchy thing it's so hot when a woman has confidence compared to one who is afraid to make u upset.

You look like Ebola.

>>17834787
How was your childhood growing up
Parents friends family

>>17834833

With my parents I had a conflictual relationship because I'm one-of-a-kind type of person. They tried to send me to psychologists, uselessly, to solve my issues.

I had few friends in elementary and middle school but we're really close friends today, we write or see each other on a daily basis.

My extended family I don't see them often because they live a couple of hours away by plane. They are generally good people though.

>>17834866
Tell me more about your conflictual relationship with your parents and what it means to be a one of a kind person to you

Yes, but leave your friend's name and number as a supervisor reference, with instructions to provide you with a glowing review.

>>17834782
if you are applying to a bank then you can except a full background check including way more than just "calling your references"

please do you think adults are going to let you play with their $$ just because you want some job ?

what happened at the last job.

Guys come on

Go ahead and leave her for the mythical greener grass that doesn't exist. Also don't believe anything she said that could happen after you break up. That car is fucking gone.

>>17834733
Do you even understand what marriage is?
You sound like a flaky person, and a poor one for that matter.
Marriage is a socioeconomic alliance.
If you're having attraction issues, why? And why the fuck did you propose to her if so?
I'm guessing maybe she got fat or always was? If so you are doubly stupid, but you should still talk about your problem and get it resolved. Very delicately and cautiously. Communication skills are critical. And see /r/deadbedrooms for your likely future at this rate.

Getting older is great. You'll find that you gain confidence and a sense of stoicism.

the only thing worse than being a teenager is being a child. Ok, you have more responsibilities as an adult, but you also have a million times more freedom.

Stop being a faggot

I'm 30 next year. Fuck that, it's just a number. You'll be exactly the same person one day after you turn than before

It varies from person to person, but in my experience ages 15 to 25 are the shittiest. Your emotions are raw and vulnerable, and everyone your age does immature and selfish things.

I advise you to get a college degree in something productive, so that when you're old enough for your life to stop sucking you can get a job and move somewhere better.

>>17834709
She doesn't really want to break up, it just seems like she feels tied down too early. am I crazy for falling in love and wanting to be with her a long time? is it too soon for stuff like that?

>>17834677
Yea life gets way better
18-21 is like the equivalent of learning to crawl into adulthood and your 20s are learning how to walk

Best tip is focus on yourself
Try new things even if they make you uncomfortable. Imagine you've never had ice cream before and you're at 31 flavors. To find out which to get you gotta try a bunch of different flavors. Maybe it'll be the 2nd one you try maybe it'll be the 2nd to last. Point is to just test even if you're not hungry, the samples are free at the moment but wont always be, don't waste too much time.

Idk if this will help but it's how I made sense of it at 20

You guys wouldn't even know what the fuck to do if you got a virgin

So many more chicks would wait longer to have sex again after going through that trauma of having beta goo in her

>if a girl has had sex with somebody else before me she's a slut

kys

What are you comparing this to? What in life is fair? This isn't some communist world where everything worthwhile is distributed equally. In fact nothing worthwhile is from health to food to job opportunities. There is literally zero point in being resentful of what other people have, and it will make you more negative and discouraged about your own life. Everyone is trying to make the most of the cards they were dealt.

>>17834664
But I've never broken up with a girl before. I still feel like I love her. I think about all the great times we had, I think about all the times we said we'd be together forever and I just couldn't break her heart like that. Honestly it breaks my heart just thinking about it. I still love all of her good qualities, I'm just not sure if I want to deal with these negatives for the rest of my life. I'm not sure if I really love myself anymore.

I just don't know what to do. Help please.

>>17834664
When you came to /adv/ to ask, you already knew what you have to do.
Leave, this is a toxic relationship. Love is not everything in a relationship and someone who neither respect you nor your feelings is not someone you'd want to spend the rest of your life with.
Yes it will suck, but you've got to dude.
And the quicker the better.

>>17834664
Anon, if she makes you afraid that's not healthy. If you are doing kind things for her because you feel like if you didn't then she would be upset at you. You aren't in a healthy relationship. It will hurt for a long time, but eventually you'll pull yourself back and become who you were. you'll never learn to fly if you are tied down to a rock.
Focus on the people who make you happy when your down, talk to your mom or someone you can emotionally trust. I believe that it isn't healthy to be in that relationship and that the best thing for you would be to break it off. It'll hurt, boy will it hurt, but your life will be yours again. good luck anon.

>>17834658
>i feel like we would be good pals.

If you don't know him, this is basically a crush. Doesn't matter if you "like him like him", you are building him up in your head with no real knowledge of how he is.

Talk to him first and see if the real him is someone you really want to hang out with.

>wanting to be with someone for the memes
beautiful

>>17834668
And that's why we see the girls on this board talking that there is no formula to attract women. It's absolutely arbitrary.

Probably just leave her, if you so obsessed with your sexual fetishism that it's overshadowing the rest of the relationship its time to get a therapist or ditch her.

>>17834659
How do I find a girl who's into it or has the potential? Whenever I see one wearing in public she might as well be flashing me her pussy and I get really nervous and lecherous so approaching becomes a way bigger hurdle than if she wasn't.

>>17834671
fucking hell anon. I feel for you

like you said girls walk around in this outside like its nothing. my exes would do this for me all the time. jesus fucking christ its not like asking for anal sex from a virgin you know. your girl is stuck up.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Flight+deals

weekdays are always cheaper obviously so plan your schedule around a Wednesday or something like that. the cheapest tickets ive gotten are from Travelocity but you should just try them all out.

>>17834726
The only issue is that it is near Christmas, so it doesn't make any difference in price.
>>17834660
Fuck off, I know about Expedia and Hotwire and all that shit, I was asking if anyone knew of a lesser known option. Obviously I've exhausted my efforts (all 5 websites I checked out had the same flights for the same price, no variation or deals) , otherwise I would not have made this thread.

>>17834639
How underage? I'm assuming the dirt she has on you has something to do with fucking her?

If it's a year or two, you can always wait until she's of age, then date/fuck her.

Otherwise, if she is younger than that you are a fucking perv and deserve to be in jail.

>>17834652
Yes it has to do with fucking her. She's 15 and I'm 18

What crime did you do? How long would you be in jail for? & is she at least bomb?

by applying to one

>>17834618
apply for Tschernobyl or Fukushima

>>17834618

Kind of specific life goal, but ok.

Study something industrial/technical related. That should at least make you more attractive to power plants.

Meh?

No one been in this situation and handled it with smoothly before?

>>17834572
>>17835389

the reason we aren't answering the question is because its inherently flawed.

there is no magic way to say
>i wanna fuck

without making it awkward if she doesn't want to fuck. that is not a thing. people ask this every day, and there is no answer.

and even if she IS interested that doesn't mean you can prevent awkward. usually its in the fallout when one 'pulls away' from the arrangement.

yes many of us have handled it smoothly. but it wasn't dependent on us. it was dependent on the other party. people aren't robots all running the same software. pressing the same button over and over again won't yield the same result.