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>>17890495
try it you'll get some experience

Any tips from anons who've had success with dating apps and the like

>There's a learning curve.
>Have good pictures,
>write a good bio.
>Showcase your humor and wit.
>be honest
>write messages that show you read their profile.
>Don't take stuff to seriously.
>move beyond the site or app and get the number.
>When texting don't give up becuase she doesn't respond, people have lives, but don't blow up her inbox if you don't hear back in an hour.
>lower your standards but don't settle for trash
>if you have her number you probably get a first date.

Your posting style is almost incomprehensible. Delete this thread and try again in english.

Get the hell away from the lying fuck face. A liar is scum.

My english is fine

man the fuck up and tell that bitch that it's either relationship or nothing. if you're fine with just friendship she knows you're just a beta cuck. it's a shit test.

>>17890494
Yeah........you don't wanna do this.

The girl will ALWAYS choose "nothing".

Pretend like nothing is wrong and stop talking to her as much.

She's testing you.

Shitty women do this.
>yes, your woman is trash

Do the following:

>say "whatever"
>ignore her

>>17890459
Not every man is man enough to grow a beard like that, your testosterone level is just too low.

>>17890466
welp looks like I need to start exercising instead of sitting on my ass all day

>>17890468
That's not how it works, can your dad grow a full beard? Could he do it at your age or only from age 30 onwards?

>>17890421
usually the male, could go both ways though
if it's femdom and the man is restrained, of course the female is dominant in that case, for example

>>17890421
The male, it's all about his pleasure. Some women really enjoy the act of submission and are happy to do it, and if the male is letting her go at he down pace, she might enjoy the feeling of control over his pleasure. But it's still a submissive act by design, especially if she lets him take control and fuck her mouth

>>17890424
this.
Usually when it is considered as an act of teasing then the woman seems to be in control.

>>17890410
More then childish friendo, you should really consider keeping the speaker you got, apologize to whoever gave them to you for how you reacted. Then sit on the thought that any present is someone's good will and maybe some day you'll understand the cliche for the purpose of Christmas.

>>17890431
I appreciate the concern, but I wasn't asking for any moral guides. That being said, I'm put through too much shit to not get the one thing that I asked for. I'm just looking for the best speaker for a smallish sum.

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>>17890410
What's with all these people getting mad over their presents. Learn to appreciate what you get gdi.

>>17890439
That's cancer, no matter what you will say you will still come off like some overly dependent annoying little shit.

>>17890404
I should add the call was 5 hours ago and I left a voicemail

>>17890409
You're fucked just cut contact for now

>>17890415
FUCK, is it really that bad? she let it only ring twice, and she'll normally let it ring fully even if she's by the phone but can't answer right now.

Just let her go?

also what is the secret to living a happy, wholesome life? the deep pit in my stomach is dark and painful.

>>17890316
actual boyfriends are not a myth... how ever...

Considering your outlook, the video and image you posted you subscribe to a culture which doesn't encourage "boyfriends" or even, what I would consider, things that co-align with "decent culture" such as "good boyfriends".

So you can manipulate a pathetic fuck into falling for you while you have no respect for him, but that's a waste of your time. So you'll stick with the fuck boys who probably won't care if you died outside of the facade people front when "some one they kind of knew" dies.

Maybe just chill it down and look for some one that fits? And one day you too may become some ones manic pixie dream girl.

>>17890322
i'm still holding out on scientific studies to address the boyfriend myth. and i've chilled it down for a while now, and as a result haven't had sex for like 2 years. life is hard.

>>17890314
just keep it cool and casualm after her message its up to her to make a move, otherwise, get over it and look for one of the 3 billion other women

>>17890314
well you just got hit with modern culture dating stick anon. Fucking is now something almost as casual as shaking hands, and you are not in a "full blown relationship" which for many people is akin to getting HIV.

You're in the "dating" phase. I recommend enjoying some ones company and fucking as much as possible unless you take the "eccentric" approach to entering into a relationship.

>>17890314

anon anyone who 'knows what they're doing' is putting on an act. thats not what relationships are. you didnt do anything wrong, you had a fling and she just wasnt that into you. nothing wrong with that.

>>17890257
Merry Christmas, OP. I need female advice.

A girl just sent me a message saying "How are you? Merry Christmas" but I'm not sure if it's a generic message to her contact list or she's trying to talk to me somehow. She knows I'm going to her city next week.

>>17890269
My advice is to not worry about what it means. This is something I've had to learn the hard way, but by just... treating it as it is presented and not worrying about implications, is a very freeing and necessary decision. It was for me, anyway.

So. Respond normally. Say merry Christmas back, say how you are, and then (important) ask how she's doing. Good luck.

>>17890257
Text ex merry christmas?

>>mother lives off scams

what kind of scams?

>>17890202
stop talking to your mother and live your own life, she's fucking nuts

>>17890202
move out

If I have a problem he'd try to help me, he would brag about me, he'd share his insecironies and feelings, he wouldn't be mushy very often but when he was he'd make it count.
Basically, a kind stoic with a hidden passionate side.

>>17890216
you mean a lapdog that bends to your every will?

>"i need prince charming"
>"even though it's my fat rolls that reach all the way down the tower, and not my hair, and he's a shitlord if he doesn't find me attractive, the little fucking pedo creep."

>>17890221
Hey Im talking my ideal not what's realistic. But either way, being overly mushy is a no go.
Also I'm a size 2 buy I have other problems that make a perfect man a bit out of my reach. :)

>>17890187
Then these doubts would disappear and I would find myself again laying in my bed and staring at her photos for hours and wishing she was there.

But as soon as I grew confident in my feelings, those doubts would hit me again, only stronger and followed by even more guilt. One day I would be all over her, the next I would be thinking of breaking up. I just couldn't understand why my feelings would change so quickly one day from the next.

I mean. She's the sweetest girl I've known. On paper she's perfect. She's kind, caring, funny, we don't argue and she really appreciates me. We have similar interests and really enjoy the company of each other. The more time we spend together the more she is into me. Yet when I'm alone something changes and I keep thinking how it's my first relationship and it's bound to fail. How I should be dating other people and not diving into something serious. How I'm just going to hurt her and how I keep noticing her physical flaws and not finding her perfect.

After we came back from our trip abroad these doubts disappeared. I thought they were caused by the stress of having to arrange everything, not having any time for myself and being overloaded with work. I thought I was finally sure about her and one night I talked to her about becoming official.

>>17890194
We went to a party together and I've met a ton of her friends. They were all really happy for us and kept on complimenting us on how great we look together. But I got really scared and overwhelmed.

Since then, these thoughts came back with a vengeance. I can't sleep, I feel guilt and I'm terrified of facing her. One moment I find her beautiful and one moment I find her repulsive. I feel sluggish and tired almost as if my depression is coming back. It's affecting my work and saps all my energy. I keep thinking of breaking up with her but at the same time I don't want to lose her. She did absolutely nothing wrong and I want to love her but I can't.

What the hell do I do? We are both away for Christmas and won't see each other for a week. Should I just break it off, even though I just asked her to be my girlfriend? Should I wait it out in hopes that it's just my depression coming back. She has exams coming up soon and I don't want to hurt her now because she can be a bit fragile herself.

Also, did anyone experience similar thoughts? I once suspected I had a BDD and how I perceive her mimics how I felt about myself in the past.

Sorry for this wall of text but this whole situation is fucking with my head and I didn't know how to summarise it in a few words.

>>17890149
>my job

That's where you fucked up.

Need advice please, bump

Just drop by the restaurant and talk to the manager? I don't really see the problem here.

>>17890146
tell me your sexual fantasies
this should be interesting

>>17890166
By unhealthy connotations with sex I mean like the madonna- whore complex

I really don't feel comfortable with the concept of sex as well
I don't want to have sex with multiple girls
I don't want to have sex unless I know I'm going to spend my life with that person

I think some of this comes from some things my mother told me growing up, as she was an angry single mother who resented my father.

>>17890227
no whipping, raping, humiliating?

bohhriigggg

im tryin to fap here dude. cry to a doctor or smtin sheesh