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How do I flirt with a girl who I'm already talking to?
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>>17889123
Make sure you two are close as can be as friends first. Have some things in common, make her laugh, all that goid stuff. Then throw some sexual inuendos at her every once in a while. Hug her, do some subtle touching. If shes cool with that last part, you're more than likely clear
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>>17889135
retard
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>>17889142
Kind unbiased anon
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I asked a girl out and only have 7 dollars and 44 cents exactly. She wants me to surprise her.
Do note that this is our first date,I have been pushing quite hard for her to stop playing games,she's turned me down before, i've gone to self-help groups to figure out where the fuck I went wrong to turn me down, and I really want to fuck her.
What the FUCK do I do
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>>17889086
>I asked a girl out
fuck you're stupid
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Well, given the season you've got yourself the most romantic and free date you could ask for,
take her out to view the lights.
But, if you just want to fuck her, even that's not worth the effort. FFS idk how fucked you actually are to need therapy just because the hot piece of ass you want nothing more to do with won't let you put your penis in her. There are plenty of easier hot chicks out there anon.
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>>17889086
>she's turned me down before
OP I know you like this person but RUN. RUN THE FUCK AWAY AND DON'T LOOK BACK. If she has ANY genuine interest in you, she'll notice that you don't give a fuck anymore and gravitate back to you. Trust me this happens.
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GOD isn't real. I believe there is a possibility that something created this universe. But it's not the GOD mentioned in the holy bible or any religion that has ever been created on earth.
It is estimated that there are trillions of planets in the universe. When GOD comes back with jesus to make heaven on earth why would GOD leave out potentially thousands of civilizations on other planets? No other civilizations on other planets you say? That's fine. But let me ask you this. Why would GOD create over 1 trillion planets and only put life on one of them? Do you see how that doesn't make any sense at all?
So either way it doesn't make sense. Doesn't make sense for GOD to leave out other civilizations when he comes back to earth. Doesn't make sense for him to make our planet the only one with life out of trillions.
We've just got to face facts. GOD isn't real.
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>>17889076
There comes a time where everyone has to make a decision. Whether they should sin or not sin. Whether they should kill. Whether they should save. Whether they should destroy. Whether they should love. All these decisions come before everyone.
Look to God, and I mean Jesus Christ of Nazareth, Jehovah and the Holy Spirit. For Salvation is there. The Love is there. The Peace is there. There is nothing wrong with defending yourself, but the reasons why you are defending yourself are just as important. If you are pointing your nose, your spirit, your eyes, everything you have towards righteousness of God. I keep saying, Jesus Christ of Nazareth, the Holy Spirit and Jehovah, for there are many gods out there. The other ones will lead you the wrong way. Remember God Loves you. God Created you. God will Protect you.
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>>17889090
Cmon of all the religions out there u had to pick the least believable one. The one where the guy the religion is based in told everyone to be jewish really?
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This is 100% true but will probably sound made up. This happened a month ago, just now feel not depressed enough to write about it.
>be me, 27, start new job early this year
>New boss has a Filipino wife that is super hot and said I should join a dating site to find a Filipino girl
>Sign up and start talking to like 1000 girls
>One I start talking to in May starts to really stand out
>She lived in Manila, lived in UK for 9 years during school so nice English accent, had a cool job as an editor for a fashion magazine
>Talk on the phone every day for at least an hour
>Decide to go to Manila (long flight, I'm in the US) to meet her on Black Friday
>First time I ever told a girl I loved her
>Getting closer can't believe it's actually happening. Asks me to bring her some specific cookware as she will homecook me every meal Also bring a skirt she wanted.
>The day comes to leave. I am so excited. It's snowing in my hometown.
>Get to Manila. Insanely hot, mind boggling crowds, but see a girl get out of a cab and wave me down
>So tired, get in, it really is her. Breathe a sigh of relief. Slightly more messed up teeth than the pictures, but otherwise she is the real deal
>Get to the Airbnb place I rented, we talk for a bit and then sleep due to exhaustion
>Next day goes well. It seems like a dream. Only downer is she seemed to not be interested in sex. But wanted me to spoon her and feel my erection against her
>She has to go to work the next day. She never comes back. I call/text and nothing.
>Eventually she comes back the next day and we have another great day, still no sex. In fact she gets agitated at me starting to initiate something
>Surprising considering she sounded insatiable before we met
>She leaves the next day again. Says she will be back and never shows up again. Ever. She took her luggage and her gifts she said she would pay me for (except skirt, it was a gift)
>Insanely depressed next day watching YouTube on shitty internet, hear a knock on the door
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>I forgot I scheduled the apartment one less day than I needed assuming I could stay with the girl my last day there. It's the person telling me time is up
>Leave, try to get another place. Card isn't working. Call bank. Said I tried to buy a tractor (lolwut)and my card is frozen. Can't go or stay anywhere
>Scared shitless in Manila not knowing their language. Call boss in a panic and ask for help.
>Sends a friend of his wife. Spend last night there in no AC/rat ridden room that his friend there had
>Though they were nice and took me to a bar/the mall, then airport the next day
>Come back home
>Girl finally gets back with me and apologizes profusely
>Not really ready to forgive her, but so lonely I do and continue talking to her.
>Everything going well until a few days ago. She asks for an expensive Christmas gift. I tell her I need more trust built back up before I spend that kind of dosh
>She says OK, but I don't hear from her for days.
>She finally gets back with me today and wishes me a Happy Birthday (yes, Christmas Eve is my birthday)
>I ask her to send a pic and say she says no because she doesn't feel photogenic today
>I tell her she always says no and will she not even take one for my birthday?
>She gets pissed and gets rude with me
>I finally let a bit of that bottled up rage out and say "It will be a good picture unless you smile"
>She absolutely fucking loses it.
>Tell her I can't take her anymore and that she is less like a gf and more like a hostile pen pal.
>Get sent a fucking novel of insults in return, haven't read it
It hurts. A lot. I'm always depressed on my birthday, but this is the new king of depressing days.
Thanks if you read this. Pic related. It's me and the family that took me in the last night
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>>17889049
What a colossal cunt.
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>>17889049
I think the lesson you should have learned here is that Fillipinos are gross hominid like animals that are only a tiny step above sub-Saharans. Why you would find them hot is beyond me, but apparently you learned your lesson.
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Underneath her old cds my gf keeps her condoms. We got her on IUD birth control about 5 months ago, and the box of Trojans I kept at her apt was almost full we only used 3 or 4 of a 12 pack, and idk why she was out at the krogers getting stuff for dinner and I checked it out and there was 2 left. Am I hallucinating? I only see her every other weekend (work in different cities) but wtf, should I ask her about it? I know she has lots of guy friends (she works in human resources for a boot company and server at a pub at night) but she told me they're all gay cause the pub she works at is right near a gay bar and they all come in and chill and there all her regulars. But where are the condoms,?? Should I ask her? It's killing me
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Well, sometimes girls use condoms on their dildos/toys for cleanliness purposes, or just for the added lube.
Thats just one option to keep in mind, just before you totally freak out. Idk how likely that is to be the truth or not.
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that's true i'm just overreacting
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you already know she's taking pipe from all around town
you didn't have to make this thread
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Last night I had sex with a trans female am I still straight? She fucked me and I fucked her, anal. It was amazing and she is gorgeous. It was my first time doing anal. It was also my first encounter with a transgender person or any gender person with a penis. I did not know she was trans prior to our date. It just escalated very quick. We went bar hopping, got drunk, then back to her apartment. We both identify as straight. We met on plenty of fish. When she was drunk she told me she did molly and drank a frequently "she had several bottles of wine in her room". I noticed she had three cell phones and asked about them. At first she was dismissive but then after pressure, she said "one is for calls and texts, one is for my friend, one is for internet and ghetto dating apps. When I asked about her "friend" she said it was a guy she went on a "date" once or twice a week usually to a restaurant for $300 a week. She denied it was sexual. I'm not sure if I buy this. She claims he bought her an iwatch last week. Shes slow to respond to texts but gorgeous. Frankly i'm infatuated by my new found interest in transexual women. I never had an interest in anal sex until now. I also never knew how satisfying it could be to give oral sex. It really opened a door. However, im not sure about this girl... I'm not sure if I can trust her and if she has other motives.
1) Am I still straight despite having sex with a trans female?
2) Does this girl sound shes worth pursing a relationship?
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>am I still straight?
Who fucking cares if she's pre op you're most likely bi.
>Does this girl sound shes worth pursing a relationship?
Probably not, date her for a bit and decide for yourself but if she's mooching meals off of people (regardless of if sex is involved) i'd steer clear. Again find out more about her and make an unbiased decision.
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True this guy is at minimum paying her rent... She openly admits to playing him. If she plays him god knows what she could do to someone else. Right now there is a lot I don't know. I really want to find out more. Shes very mysterious. It is all so new.
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>>17889048
Yeah steer the fuck clear. That shit is a huge redflag.
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I suffered a bunch of physical/mental childhood abuse that caught up with me when I was older. Basically, met my bf, he saw what my mother was doing to me, and helped me cut ties with her. Going through things with a therapist left me unable to leave the house. I began stress eating. I gained a lot of weight, about 5 stone.
During sex, I started to feel the extra weight on my body, and became obsessed with how disgusting and grotesque I had become. My partner is adamant that he doesn't care and loves me, but I can not shake it, so I refuse to have sex with him, or let me see my body naked.
I tried going to the gym, but I end up having a breakdown. I am mentally all over the place, if there is anything I HAVE to do here at home I'll have a breakdown over that too, so working out here is off. Reducing what I eat, at the moment, is a step that is too hard for me to do along side the mental stuff I am dealing with right now according to my therapist (and I agree.) Basically I keep gaining weight, see my body as more and more disgusting, and the lack of sex is driving me and my partner apart.
What am I meant to do? He won't sleep with other women, he only wants to sleep with me. Do you have any tips on what to do for the next year or so while I try to work up to going to the gym and shifting weight?
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break up with your boyfriend so he can get some while you deal with being fucked in the head
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>>17889066
He won't leave. Also I'm not "fucked up in the head"
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>>17889067
>I tried going to the gym, but I end up having a breakdown. I am mentally all over the place, if there is anything I HAVE to do here at home I'll have a breakdown over that too
yeah you're fine, my bad
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So my gf of 3 years came over to sleep over the weekend after thanksgiving and she met my step brother. They exchanged numbers because he sells weed, and I'm cool like that. Problem is, he kept making glances at her and I can tell she liked it by the way she would smile back. Then he did this move that pissed me off, he was like "I take care of my boy" and grabbed my head and ruffled my hair, then was like "And i'll take care of you" I know he meant like hooking her up with herb but like I've barely known this guy a year and hung out with him maybe less then 10 times.
Now this is the part that I need advice on, later that night, we were all drinking and smoking a little, and I was sitting next to my step bro, and there was an empty spot to my right. My gf usually would sit in my lap or take the spot to my right, but she was like "exsqueezeee mee" and sat IN BETWEEN US...like she kept looking at me like "omg that weeds soo good" but her hips and side of her leg was all pressed up against him, and I could tell he was enjoying it the fucker kept leaning back and was checking her out like have some respect wtf.
I'm not sure how to handle this..should I tell him to leave her alone?
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Absolutely. Tell him all of this and how uncomfortable It made you. Your feelings are valid. I'm a girl and can confirm she was prob being skanky
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>>17889017
you dont have a step bro problem, you have a girlfriend problem.
you can bat him off, but it wont stop her from throwing herself at any other man who strikes her fancy.
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Tell your girlfriend not to be a fucking slut. (What I mean is tell her not to be fucking flirting with dudes) If she takes this offensively she doesn't respect you at all.
What I would do is let them do as they please, and if she breaks your trust you break your fucking step brother's jaw and dump her ass. And think of it as you would've dodged a bullet.
Come on man, she is a damn adult. You're not supposed to tell her this shit.
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I live in a rather large expensive metropolitan city. I have a very well paying job in the city and I also live in the city. I currently sublet a room at my friend's condo for 800 a month. Everything is included and living with her is a fucking breeze.
The thing is, I feel so weird living in a space where nothing in the condo belongs to me. I feel so weird about inviting people over that I never do it. I also don't want to have girls over because I don't want to make my roommate feel awkward because it's her damn condo and she owns it.
The average rent where I live is 1500-1700 a month for a 1 bedroom. My manager told me she can get me a pretty good discount at an apartment complex she used to work at for 1200 a month for a 500 sq foot studio. It's a luxury apartment, but utilities aren't included so I'd be spending a bit more than I usually do. I'm about 27 and I've never had my own place before. Should I just go for it next year? pls advise
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>>17889016
this all depends on how much money you make. we dont know. for all we know saying yes leads to you starving.
i understand your issues with subletting though.
my advice? try to rent a 2 bedroom apartment on your own, and sublet the second room. thats what i do in hollywood and its a breeze.
the best part is that its been 5 years so now i can charge a LOT for that spare room. i used to split the rent 50/50.
now i charge 1100 for my spare room and only pay 400 bucks for rent.
and becuase most subletters have teh same mindset as you my roommate is very respectful and doesn't invite people over virtually ever. its a pretty sweet life. in a few more years i might not have to pay rent at all if the prices keep rising.
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>>17889016
I would move out, it's time to get your own place and be your own man. I never had my own place that I paid for my own until I was around 27, I can tell you it makes a huge difference, but don't expect any immediate results just because you have your own place
Also, you need to become comfortable with spending money. Making financial decisions and choices that affects your life and others as well once you decide to start a family. There's a time and a place to worry about financial expenditures
Best of luck to you
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>>17889027
I can easily get the studio with proper budgeting. Getting a two room isn't feasible for me at the moment though.
How do I get my life on track
I want to make something of my life but I don't know what and all I end up doing all day, every day is spending the time refreshing the same four or five websites. I have no direction or motivation.
I don't even have any particular practical skills, interests, or hobbies and I don't know where to pick these things up. I feel like I missed out on the crucial teen years that everyone else got to learn how to do adult things and figure out what they like to do. The few things I have gravitated towards in the past I've given up on because they required me to apply myself with no guarantee that I'd be any good at them. I live with my parents and I'm whiling my life away and it's taking a huge toll on my already abysmally low self-esteem.
I also recently got dumped by a guy I'd briefly been seeing who was way out of my league and way more accomplished than I (looking at his LinkedIn page just now made me tear up a bit), and while he never gave me a reason why (he ghosted), my mind keeps leaping to the assumption that he realized I was a loser and that he can do much better. And he can.
Basically all my shit's fucked up and I don't know how to go about turning things around and I don't really even know where I'd turn it if I could. I'm in a permanent state of ennui.
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Go walk into a drug lab with a shotgun and take as many out as you can before they get you
There, your life was valuable
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>>17888999
First things first what are some things you want?
Doesn't matter how small or how big what are some things you want to change? Some things you want to stop doing or to start doing?
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>>17888999
It's not that you don't have motivation, you just hate yourself too much to allow yourself to be motivated. Start with making some money. I work at a pizza place full time and uber part time and make 3k-3.5k/mo wandering around in depression and self hate and im actually doing pretty well money wise. I even have girls hit me up and im a spaz with fucking man boobs. Good things happen to people who are patient and just move forward. So take it from a guy making leaps to cure his own autism MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE FOR FUCKS SAKE. And get a therapist if need be. God speed OP
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What's the cheapest metropolitan city in the US to live in? LA is getting too expensive for me, but I still want a decent balance of city life.
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>>17888994
Places are expensive where there are good jobs. The trick is you have to find a city where there are a lot of white people, low ratio of mexicans, but more than 50% of the white people have to be shit tier trailer trash poor, especially on the outskirts of the city.
This makes good jobs available in the city where you won't get paid a lot because it is a shit city, but you are comparatively richer than 50% of the population. Crime will be low because low ratio of blacks and mexicans, and your dollar will go really far.
Pittsburgh is a great city that fits this description.
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>>17889004
Basically, it is all about income inequality. If you can get a decent job in a shit city, you can enjoy the benefits of city life far cheaper and have a nicer place, nicer stuff, and be able to afford vacations and retirement.
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>>17888994
With the way the market is today there's pretty much no good big city.
What's your income and what do you like about city life?
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This is the first time I'm single on Christmas in 6 years. Am 20 year old female, broke up with ex boyfriend 2 months ago. How do I prevent christmas blues
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>boohoo I'm a woman, the easiest difficulty in life
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>>17889014
>boohoo I'm a faggot who thinks being female is the greatest thing in life
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>>17889020
>OP getting defensive
Confirmed for not actually a woman, just catfishing for underage dick pics
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I want to start running on a treadmill or outside if it's decent out. I want to burn off my fat and get better endurance. Does anyone having some running tips? I seem to run for a decent length but literally always feel like throwing up and I cant catch my breath after.
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Couch to 5k. Look it up.
Basically start small. 20-30 minutes at a time 3 times a week. If you can't do 30, do 20, if you can't do 20 do 15 but just work your way up slowly. All exercises takes progression, whether it's weights or cardio, and it depends on your current physical condition how fast you progress. It's okay to start small though. It's actually better so you don't get discouraged.
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>>17888972
Oh and the majority of weight management is done in the kitchen. Cardio doesn't really burn that many calories. You can lose a lot of water weight but actual calories burned isn't that much relative to how much work you put into it. Not saying running is bad but it's only like 1/4 of weight loss. The rest is your diet, and getting your diet under control is sometimes harder than exercising. Learning proper nutrition then following it requires a lot of studying and dedication.
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20 minutes ago I beat up my 13 year old brother of anger and my mom and stepdad took my ps3 and ps4 out the room and threatened to kick me out.
What do?
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Apologize to your folks and brother for being a shit and then not beat up your brother again.
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>>17888971
What are you, some 15 year old angst?
I say it's time to stop your videogame addiction since it's inducing unneccessary rage into you. If you're not a fucking piece of shit, you wouldn't beat your brother for a fucking videogame.
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OP are you fucking serious
I grew up in an abusive household and I have lingering issues from that even to this day. But I NEVER had somebody beat the shit out of me at any point in my life. AND when I was growing up I had horrible anger episodes that caught the doctors attention where i'd break stuff around me. But even I never tried to actually hurt someone. You're making me look like a joke and I was actually diagnosed with issues.
What you did to your brother is unimaginably fucking horrible and is a very serious matter that you did this. You should go apologize to him IMMEDIATELY and do whatever the fuck you can to fix your relationship with him and hope he doesn't carry psychological scars from this for the rest of his life. Jesus christ man.
Jesus fucking christ I can't believe you actually did that. Oh yeah and seriously you need to go into therapy. Having an anger issue like that is really serious and you need to get help for it before you hurt somebody else or get sent to jail or something.
Your christmas isn't ruined because I just put into perspective how serious your anger issue is and now you can get help for it before it ruins your life. I'd say thats the best damn christmas present you'll ever get. You're welcome.
I'm still a virgin at 25. I tried really hard this summer and almost got a gorgeous girl; she broke up with her boyfriend and made it obvious she wanted me to everyone but I was too much of a pussy to do anything so my friend got with her. He'd have helped me if he just knew I was a virgin, but my ego got in the way. It pretty much shattered all of my hopes. She was honestly perfect for me.
I've known for a long time that if I don't get a relationship or SOME type of intimacy with a female by 26, I'd go off the deep end. Well, ever since then, I've been going off the deep end and my birthday isn't even for a couple months. I'm doing drugs like Adderall several times a week so I can just forget about my feelings. The weeks that I wasn't doing drugs I'd sit in bed all day depressed. My friends are all worried about me. I'm completely slipping and my hope is going away. I used to be positive and happy, the guy making everyone laugh and smile, but now I just can't do it anymore.
I'm not sure what to do. I have no desire to go on anymore. I just need any words I can to help me, please!
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Who cares if you're a virgin? I never fucking got this. Sex isn't that great and no one brags about it unless they need to prove something. You're a perfectly fine man and maybe you need to stop defining yourself by the women you have. It literally does you no good, do you really want this hanging over your head to the point where you can't enjoy life?
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>>17888940
It's not being a virgin. It's the fact I've never had intimacy with a female aside from this one girl I mentioned in the post. It's hard going through life when you're not validated by the opposite sex, it makes you feel like something is wrong with you. It's hard going through life "alone", and having no support from anyone really.
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>>17888963
And how do you plan to get a gf if you're just doing drugs and literally trying to destroy yourself?
Look m8, it might take you a long while to get another perfect girl for you if you're going to look like some depressed loser among your circle of friends. If you're such a desperate piece of shit then go to a fucking bar and meet some women there. You've learned your lesson letting your ego get ahead of you, don't fail the second time again.