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>>17892128
Same here, but I'm not really sad or anything about it. The fact that you made this thread shows you want to change, so let's brainstorm:

What do you do? What do you want to be doing? Are you unhappy with any aspect of your life?

the truth is that normie relationships are actually a beta dependency which are rooted in the abandoning of religious and cultural values as the primary motivator in society. But you are probably too far in it to break out and realize this.

>>17892106
I dont know about in your area but tinder is not a series dating app in the UK. Everyone is on there for a joke but you can possibly meet up with people if you really hit it off.

I really wouldn't expect much from the app, meet people in person much easier trust me.

I'll bump for interest I haven't had good luck with tinder met one girl and we dated for like 2 months she was pretty good but she has a lisp and I just couldn't handle it after a while

>>17892643
Ye this.

go cold turkey. pick up the guitar instead or something.

>>17892097
My advice is to be more social and try to sleep over somebody elses place. If that is not possible, exercise when you feel horny. Just do a fuck ton of squats or push ups. Whatever to distract u.

>>17892097
You should try smoking weed, whenever you get the urge to fap just smoke a bowl instead.

>>17892091
Here's what to do
>Dress nice, when you meet up, be friendly, smile, introduce yourself, it's ok if you still focus on your friend at first
>Try to make yourself look good by acting cool with your friend, ideally you will impress the girl and help him look better for his girl as well
>Be friendly with the girl, if the opportunity comes, flirt but dont force it, dont come on too strong and dont seem too interested
>Dont buy her ticket but once you get in, offer to buy her popcorn, only her not your friend or his girl, this part is key as it establishes your interest in a positive way, bitches love popcorn
>When you get to the theater, be sure to sit next to her, this is key, you might be tempted to sit next to your bro but avoid this, you will end up dividing your attention between her and him, have the girls sit next to eachother
>when the movie starts, set the popcorn on your lap, put your arm on the armrest, you dont want to invade her space but you want to be there and start making physical contact
>at some point, when she goes to the bathroom, tear a small hole in the bottom of the bag and stick your junk in there
>that way when she goes to grab a handful of popcorn she will grab your dick

>>17892107
This is actually pretty good advice, care to continue? What happens after she sticks her hand in the popcorn and feels my buttery greasey cock

>>17892113
Well, at that point it's a success, you get a handjob in the theater during the movie. You don't get to eat the rest of the popcorn but if she's kinky she still will. You can probably hit her up in a weekend or two and hook up if you want.

That, or you get arrested for sexual assault.

>>17892061
It's a risk. If you're eventually wanting to get married, leaving a suitable partner is always a risk, but if you have an easy time finding them and this guy isn't anything special then what do you really have to lose?

Why don't you teach him? Use your experience to spice it up. Tell him how you'd like him to fuck you and retribute him with your enjoyment

>>17892061
You need to communicate with him. Tell him there's things you want to do and try with him and try to steer him in the right direction. Chances are he'll be receptive because he's a guy and guys love getting sex in general

Why can't you join your countries military

The ffl is designed more for refugees rather than depressed 1st worlders

>>17892105
This

I'm Canadian
And my military offers college teachings for free, and they pay you, for the low cost of serving for a few years

You sound American. I'm sure they have similar deals
Basically, if you're remotely intelligent, the military of your country will suck dick for you

>>17892105
>>17892125
im from 3rd world, caucasus, georgia
>refugee
if economic refugee counts and i dont want to move in eu ilegally and steal shit
>>17892105
>>17892125
Why can't you join your countries military
because pay is so low i could barely support myself, let alone family

>>17892026
Jap is probably easier, but less useful

Mandarin is a shit show because it's a tonal language
"Shin shin shin shin shin shin" is perfectly understandable sentence because each "shin" is said in a slightly different way

I'm sure you know that already

But whatever
What are you doing that you need to learn another language?
Learning just for fun?

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Well, if you're in Europe, might as well learn Arabic.

Why do you want to learn this new language?

Employment opportunities? Mandarin is probably a better choice.

Just as a hobby? You'll have lots of opportunities to practice Japanese through video games and weebshit.

I have studied Japanese for a few years, and here's what I have to say so far:

Good:
>easy pronunciation
>fascinating language
>lots of interesting music/films/games/whatever
>aesthetically and sonically pleasing
>the fundamentals are super simple and you should be able to grasp the basics in no time
>no matter what people say, I think that learning hiragana/katakana is easy

Bad:
>kanji have so many different ways to be read (one character can have as many as five pronunciations depending on how it is used)
>pretty useless unless you want to be a translator or teach in Japan, and AFAIK both of these markets are oversaturated
>the different conjugations based on levels of formality can be a pain in the ass
>grammar rules become absolutely fucking obtuse once you get into intermediate/advanced learning (passive-causative sentences can be a nightmare)

Don't do anything.

Tell the cops what happened. The number is probably fake. The best you could have done is get the license.

Next time anything like this happens, punch in directions to the nearest police station and drive there. They'll stop following you once you're there.

>>17892001
Fuck. He told me I could take a picture of his license later but I was caught up in trying to contact my dad/mom that I didn't get a chance to.

>>17892001
I googled the # and it came up for some ad for a used television. It probably is fake. Fuck that gypsy man. UGH.

>>17891944
>Am I stupid for expecting her to ask
Not at all.

If she doesn't ask, she's either not interested (yet) or socially retarded. By simply telling her your shit, especially if you can make it sound interesting enough and it's stuff that presents you in a good light, you can work around 2/3 of the cases. It's better to decide from case to case and trying to figure the reason first.

>>17891953
So for example
>hey what are you doing this weekend
>blah blah blah
>Oh that's cool, my step brothers coming in from the army for 2 weeks
>response

If she doesn't respond after something like that I'd imagine I say fuck it and give up. Also to clear this up a little this isn't random girls. Mainly this happens at work when I'm working in the same room as some girls and it's 1v1. I don't want it to be dead quiet but they barley respond or follow up anything, they get very boring.

>>17891975
>Oh that's cool, my step brothers coming in from the army for 2 weeks
To be fair, it's something that works better with people who really know you and your step brother well, or really care about the army. For anyone else for who you're "some guy from work" it's not too different from a status update on FB from a random person.

A more socially aware person could always try to find something to ask afterwards or find a new topic, specially if they are interested in talking but generally it's the type of information that doesn't offer much. So it'd be better to add a part that is somewhat relevant to the person you talk to.

>If she doesn't respond after something like that I'd imagine I say fuck it and give up.
Generally, yes. Although if you think she's too shy or social retarded to respond, you can always add more. As long she appears to be not completely disinterested.

When dealing with some cold chicks, I had to do a lot initial work to make them open up and it eventually worked but it's always quite a gamble, and specially in work environment it's better not to overdo it.

>>17891870
You may as well; worst case scenario she says no and you lose nothing you haven't already lost, best case scenario she still has that crush and she'll go with you.

Nah.

>>17891894
Y knot?

Mostly it's societal. If the economy was great and everyone was out spending ludicrous shekels on worthless frivolities, you'd be feeling better because you'd be included by periphery.

Also, everyone else is depressed too, so there's that. Depressed people don't make good moral support for depressed people.

As much as the cultists on here want you to disbelieve, most of the time misery is 100% situational and you couldn't have gotten a better result no matter how hard you've tried. Nobody wants to admit the successful ones in society are in fact just giant luckboxes instead of hardworkers or fitness gurus or w/e the current thoughtstream keeps pushing.

Unfortunately, there is no other solution than "try again and hope you get lucky this time". People will try to sell you on all sorts of "solutions" so you can "fix your life and be like them", but they're all placebo or mild benefit at best. Truth of the matter is, fastest cure for depression is shit going right for you.

So keep fighting, because you won't be able to make it to the point where shit starts going right for you if you don't.

>>17891851
Shave your head, and stop fearing rejection. Cliche response, I know, but just fucking face your fears with your dick out.

I want you to go to a club (you're 18. you can probably go to a rave or some dance club) and every girl that looks even remotely your age, try and fucking get with. If they reject you, so fucking what, go for the next girl, and the next girl, and the next girl, do that until you're eating face with some broad, or every single girl is trying to avoid you

and remember that no matter the outcome of your night, you'll never have to see a single person in this club ever again.

>>17891902
But there is a very substantial chance they I could. While I do go to a university in a city, it's not a very populous one. I've been to a few parties and most of which I'd get very drunk and obnoxious and I've seen people that I made an ass of myself to around campus. I don't want to develop the reputation of being that guy always trying to hook up with everyone.

And I didn't mean rejection just from girls, even though that is a big one. I'm afraid to even just make friends, the only people I've met have been through more social people I know and my only actual friends are just as antisocial as I am and they just don't want to fix it.

>>17891800
give her an ultimatum: either they let you join them in bed or you leave. its a win/win

>>17891800
Dude they are totally planning to adopt your baby and raise it in a bungalo in Seattle JS

>>17891800
Unless she was keeping the fact that they slept in the same bed a secret. You are being paranoid for no reason.
Also
>>My girlfriend tells she "doesn't agree" with feminism and is straight. Yet she pals around and shares the same bed as a girl who is both those things.
>>Yet
How is being straight and paling around with a lesbian contradictory? Also, how is not agreeing with feminism contradictory with having a feminist friend?

See anyone die today? Anyone get permanently horrifically maimed/crippled?

Thank you for your service on a night you should be at home resting. Unfortunately the world doesn't stop moving and people dont stop being dumb, so again, thank you for being a real life super hero.

How many calls do you usually get in a day?

>Money will get me laid

Don't get your hopes up Op. This usually only works if you're super rich or if the girl is financially desperate. If you want to get women looks, confidence, and personality will take you farther than money.

You're clearly shallow as a puddle if you think like that, and that's why women aren't into you.

Adding money to that will only bring you gold diggers, and then enjoy being a cuck to chad or a nigger

>>17891784
hey op i make $5k a month (not a shitton but im 24 and its a lot for the town where i live) and had a bunch of money before that from my parents, and i havent touched a vagina in over 6 years. im not even unattractive, just autistic as fuck. money will not solve your problems.

>>17891783
I only feel weird when I do it to a girl I like a lot.

>>17891791
I've never masturbate to a girl I like

Fuck off just fuck off fuck off fuck off, everyone, fuck off