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no. Why would you want to remain friends with her anyways? The only reason you think she's so wonderful and sweet and all that is because you're infatuated with her.

Try to fuck other girls.

>>17888259
Because at the same time she's also single handedly pulled me through the toughest times of my life.

Even though she doesn't care about me the way I want her to she still cares about me, legitimately more than she cares about anyone else.

fucking rotated shit

>>17888215
are you a guy or a girl? If you're a guy you're shit out of luck, if you're a girl you could probabaly proposition some random guy on the street.

>>17888219
what the fuck do you mean I'm shit out of luck
are you gonna tell me that chad bullshit?

heterosexual women need men to have sex with.
I have had sex before, which sort of implies I'm suitable for sex.
I want to have sex again *soon*.

And you're like "whoa man that's an impossibility."

>>17888211

Just a few weeks back I saw an Indian/Middle Eastern guy with a turban and beard with a white girl making out. Quit using your race as an excuse.

White whores are easy to get for brown men.

It's common in Sweden. Very common.

Try be white and get a brown girl, then you know what racism means.

>>17888263
>Try be white and get a brown girl, then you know what racism means.

My sides

>>17888207
>Whats wrong with my plan, /b/?
Idk, why don't you ask them?

your poor grasp of reality.

What's the point of fast internet when you can be arrested for porn?

>>17888155

Now, the problem is. I am obssesed with her ever since then. I don't know how and why but I am. I don't fall in love easily, and that is just making everything weirder. And I really don't know if she likes me, or is just teasing me for whatever reason. She keeps sending me messagess all the fuckin time, but not only am I not into texting, I also don't want to turn this into friendship by sending her text all the time. I was thinking about asking her to come to my town next week, and telling her she can sleep at my place ( the place she is living in my town is her ex boyfriend's place which she wants to avoid, but has to stay for a month more because of contract) but that could be too much. Ugh, I don't know what to do, or how to interpret all of this.

What do you all think?

b-bump

Girl here. She sounds obsessed but unsure and mayve a bit flakey. Straight up ask her out

>>17888152

Tread carefully. Neither condoms nor OTC pregnancy tests are 100% accurate.

>>17888172
I forgot to add that her period sometimes swings wildly. Sometimes it comes a week early and then other times it's come two weeks late. Though this is over a period of a year that I've know her.

>>17888152
>Should I be freaking out
No, not yet. It's normal to miss periods from high stress or poor diet.

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>>17888050
Sounds like you and her are identiacl. Go for it OP.

>>17888050
Get rubber sheets for when your lobotomy victim drools on your bed while you're fucking and you'll be good to go.

>>17888050
>Also she's roma/gypsy.

You already know the answer.

>>17888046
As far as smiling/laughing goes, that is a separate anxiety issue only loosely related to your teeth. People REALLY DO NOT CARE as much as you about how your teeth look.

Part of good oral hygiene is regularly visiting a dentist. Schedule a dentist appointment and ask for their advice on this subject, which they are more qualified to give than the internet.

>>17888058
I visited my dentist less than a week ago to have Mercury fillings replaced with white ones, after all 4 fillings were replaced I asked her if there's anything else that she could treat.
She said no and that I only have a problem with plaque because apparently I'm not brushing my teeth close to my gums. Other than that she gave no advice on whitening techniques. Would just the brushing technique that she suggested be enough to whiten my teeth if brushed twice a day?

>>17888074
I'm surprised she didn't say anything else about whitening methods. I know they exist but I've never looked into it. Maybe try another dentist and ask specifically about it.

Brushing well and often will probably help if you have a particularly big problem, but in my experience just brushing will not get you hollywood white

>try to see problems with bait (i.e not inflammatory enough)
>look at how other people bait posters
>refine methods
>rinse and repeat
You'll get those delicious (You)s in no time.

also use a trip. People will yell at you much more often.

>>17888045
Write something you'd never write / believe the opposite of. That's how good b8 is written.

>>17888026
>I like them for alternative reasons.
I work at finding new experiences we can share together, ones that neither of us have had before.
>I don't like them for any other reasons and I'm stuck in a bad relationship.
I leave them.

>>17888026
Try and learn what their hobbies are and see if you can get into any of those without forcing them on yourself. If that fails, try and finding a hobby that's new for both as trying it together for the first time might help.

>>17888034
I know. We have been together for 2 years and we both have a passion for MTG. But we have fallen out of it from being so busy, and all he likes is wow,pot, and mtg. Literally thats it. he even admits thats all he has. He hates all my fave games, hates pokemon, he doesnt hate cooking, but he hates me just being comfy and watching cooking videos, hates all my music, even dislikes my toons in wow. Idk, the music and cooking one really hurt because those are the only things that make me happy. I also love walking and being outside, working out, he doesn't barely move.

>>17888012
Looks OK to me, except your word order for "nearly". It should read: " I visit nearly every day".

>>17888012
Are you in the 4th grade, OP?

It looks like it's written by a 10 years old. Other than that it's fine.

who the fuck caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares?

No. If he hasn't asked since it started, then it's no fault of yours for not relaying the status.

>>17887955
>>17887955
No, you're a cunt for stringing the guy along when he obviously has feelings for you.

Chinese would be useful but Chinese people are terrible (and might not even be relevant in the coming years given current politics)

Russian is projected to be useful and are more tolerable than the Chinese on average

Spanish is useful because the country will be 90% brown, short and fat before you're even old enough to be a grandparent

>>17887947
I trust daddy trump to do something about the tacos. So Russian would be good?

Mandarin would give you the highest population segment to be able to talk to after learning it. The people that speak it primarily also tend to be conveniently clustered into groups wherever in the world they are, so you'll be able to hang out with the culture and get practice basically wherever you live.

None of these languages are useful in the perspective of a career though.

Tell her to block him. If she has an account somewhere that attracts this kind of thing, tell her to to take it down.

let him have her, it's obviously too late.

Laugh about it with her over how much of a F U K K BOIII he is

Pretty much laugh it off and she'll realize how silly he is too

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Why love people when you can tear them down?

>>17887881
So after work go out get your hand off your dick and go out an meet ppl

>>17887881

wanting someone to love is pretty shallow OP.