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How do i be alone without feeling lonely? i broke up with my ex around a month ago (was a good decision IMO as we were going different places and life plus she had feelings for another guy). The thing is i forgot how to be single, and have fun when it's only me. I have a bunch of friends and we do things regularly but it's the time away from them that i feel really down.

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My hands are all cut up how can I masterbate?

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(Part 1)

>19, turning 20 in may
>went into college with the dream of getting pussy
>was a fat robot who had spent entirety of life in and out of special ed and living in my bedroom thinking i had a snowballs chance in hell of getting it
>got destroyed socially within like 7 weeks and got arrested and suspended for the rest of the semester for threatening normalfags over yikyak
>spent october nov, dec, jan, feb, in total darkness (dream still never faded out)
>make a few efforts to get pussy again at the very beginning of 2nd semester but get slapped again
>hit tail end of feb 2016 and decide that I will not accept this, that I want to fuck that I will give anything for it I wont let it be like this
>have an epiphany that I have to lose all the fat
>start protein sparing modified fasting
>start learning how to into fashionable clothes and growing my hair out so I can get an undercut
>start reading a bunch of books on social skills (how to win friends and influence people, talk language, the psychology of influence, the definitive book of body language, a billion wicked thoughts)
>starve myself eating 500 cal a day 5 days a week for 5 months to lose like 60 pounds, feel like Im going to black out when I stand up
>spend everything from late Feb to early August 2016 just cocoon moding
>hit late August
>get my first makeout and grind day one
>botch doing shit with her after seeing her again and getting her number
>rush frats and come pretty close to getting in but cant seal the deal
>went from repulsing everyone I met (pre and the very start of college) to having them be largely indifferent (2nd semester cocoon mode) to them liking me at first but then sliding back to indifferent
>join up with a shit ton of clubs
>slowly get better and better at socializing
>go on a few dates but they never go anywhere
>get two really sloppy really shitty blowjobs from two different drunk girls, couldnt feel shit

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I was in a car accident because I hit the gas instead of the break and now I'm afraid to start driving again

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What do you usually do there?

I have 0 experience and can't dance

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So yesterday my bf and I got in a a fight. He was yelling telling me that I am miserable and boring and that I don't do anything but sit around and that I make him depressed just by him looking at me and that basically he loves me but he doesn't know why he is dating me but wants things to work out. Anyway, he has appologized and said he didnt mean it and said those things out of anger but somehow I cant get out of my head that he actually feels that way, probably because I feel that way about myself. Should I just end this relationship? I don't want to be with someone who potentially feels so horribly about me.

A little back story I am 20 and in university, thinking about transfering to community college due to financial reasons. My mom is abusive and he refuses to let me stay at her place so I'm staying at his place during winter break but I dont have a job due to horrible anxiety during interviews but I have been trying to get one. We've been together for a year and a few months, he works but other then that just stays in his room and does what I do when we arent taking care of responsbilitues, playing video games and watching shit. I do clean up his house and shit as a way to contribute but yeah.

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How do I stop being bitter and incomplete just because my daddy didn't love me and I didn't like him?

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Shit's getting ridiculous. I'm twenty one and I've got this shitty hairline ever since I can remember, I've been a bald fucking teenager all the way along. I usually keep it messy, trying to hide it but I feel like it is way too obvious. I've built a really massive complex about it over the years. I wear hood everytime I go outside, doesn't matter if it's summer or winter. I even wear it when I'm inside and there are strangers or friends with me, I only feel comfortable with it around my family. I'm not even able to go to swimming pool, because I'm so ashamed of it. Wind is my biggest enemy. It's really absurd, my whole life since I hit puberty is revolving around this complex.

I'd shave it all, but my facial structure is way fucked for that, also my head is really little in comparison to my body. I'm a genetical fuck up. Is there any way I could redeem myself?

Please, no wig.

>pic related is what I'm so scared people might see, I always keep it so it covers the forehead

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How do people find pussy attractive? Like licking it and worshipping it?

No homo.

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How can I compliment a girl im friends with when she gets alot of them when we go out. Me her and another guy are eating dinner at a place and two girls walk by her and say "wow you look very pretty" We went out last week and the waiter said the same thing pretty much. If I say you look cute or pretty it is defineitly devalued because of all the people who say it to her randomly. She even said when she goes out alot of people say it, guys and girls. She is very cute so I can see why but there has to be something else to say that would warm her heart a little bit. The best thing I feel like i've said to her before is shes alot of fun to hangout with and I enjoy it alot.

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Okay /adv/ I need you guys right now. Struggling with what to do and if I should even feel bad or not at this point.
My gf (maybe ex) got into a fight last weekend. She went to an NFL football game with some friends of hers, I was supposed to pick her up after the game ended but right before the game she changed her mind and said her sister was going to pick her up. I agreed and said that was okay.
She texted me again saying she had done a couple shots of tequila and knowing she is prone to drive drunk (because she always does) just reiterated to her to not drive and that I would pick her up if she needed me to. This was around 11 am. Fast forward to after the game around 7:30 pm. I had not heard from her so I got a little worried. Since I was told her sister was getting her, I texted her sister and asked if she had her from her since she was picking her up. Her sister replies that she had no idea she was supposed to be picking her up. I had a few drinks myself with my family and when I read that I got pretty pissed. I called her out on the lie. The next day I got a nasty text saying I had no right to check in on her, blah blah blah. and that I caused a lot of drama with her family. (She still lives at home) I gave her the entire day to think about it and sent her a message stating I was sorry for doing that and that I had just gotten a little worried. She replied cussing me out and at the end of the message said "When I am ready I will talk to you."
It has been a week since I have heard from her.
I get her whole story sounds fishy, like she was cheating, etc. My question is how long do I wait around until I just assume it is over? Do I try and send flowers as a peace offering ? Obviously I do not want this relationship to end and would like to resolve the issue but the fact that it has taken a week to even have the conversation is troubling.
TLDR I caught her in a lie accidentally and now I am the bad guy.

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No matter what I do in my life there are always people who are better and that's unchangeable. But how am I supposed to be confident when there will always be people who are more good looking, smarter and happier. I can't even approach good looking women because I feel like they need better looking men than me (inb4 beta cuck).

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I've been married for 5 years to a wonderful woman. We get along together very well, all is good, the sex is awesome and always new, nothing never gets old with her.

But still. Now I find myself wanting something else again, the thrill of novelty perhaps, I want to feel the first touch and kiss with a woman, and that can never be done again with my wife. I would never dump her, I want to be with her, but still I want to be with someone else for that I don't know what.

You know, the first shy touches, discovering her body and how it feels to touch her, kiss her, the raw heat we can't control, not knowing where it will lead. All that. I want it badly again.
What do you think I should do? Were you ever in a similar situation? What did you do? Thank you.

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I have a very bad period of life behind me. It was entirely my fault and I knew it. I have changed a lot, erased all the behavior I hated.
The past still haunts me and some days, I cannot do anything useful, because something in my head is telling me how useless/stupid/inadequate I am and all my experience backes it up.
Anyone with fucked-up past here who completely overcame it?

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Hello friends of /adv/ I come to you today to ask for help about a really bad situation.

So my mother and step dad have been together for almost 8 years now, it was okay at first but it started getting worse year after year.

Usually they would just scream, then make up a day or so later, never once putting hands on eachother.

But this year has been a lot worse, my step dad has now been starting to put his hands on her, screaming super fucking loud, telling her to die and that he'll kill her put a hit on her.

I usually try and stop most fights, but it's hard since i work and that's when he'll usually start to argue with her. So I can't do anything when that happens.

My mom and I can't really move till march due to money issues but it keeps getting worse to a point where i'm worried he might do something to her.

They just fought and I called our landlord and told him about the situation through a message because I'm sure he's spending time with family and things.

My mom and I could afford this place together easy, but he won't leave and we can't make him either since his name is on the lease too.

So should I just wait till the landlord calls me back in the next few days and talk to him in person about all of this shit? Or just I contact the police, he has a past criminal record for something he did when he was a young adult, also he's a lot bigger than the both of us, so I'm sure they would believe us even if he would lie. But what can they even do?

I don't know what to do I'm so lost right now.