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>>18154568
Don't be an idiot. Get a job.

>>18154568
Maybe just get literally the worst job you can find until you can sustain yourself, getting into debt will only make the problem worse in my experience.

>>18154578
Genuine input dude thanks. but that's not the question. My clothes are in tatters, had most of them for 8-9 years. I would like to look like I'm worth hiring.

Lol I even chopped of my own hair but it looks so badly done that I may just shave it.

It could be a number of things. Yes, you could have insomia, and if you are depressed, depression can also lead to some insomnia I believe. If you want to be 100% sure, you can always see a doctor.

Depression can cause people to sleep excessively or too often as well

>>18154546
Im having the same problem here anon, (also 3am)

Im pretty confident the problem isnt insomnia. My problem is definitely thinking too much and have trouble switching my mind off.. Im in a new environment working so that doesn't help either.

But why is your picture mirrored OP?

Did you mirror it or did you find it like that?

>>18154543
I just added a random picture I found, I dunno

Bumping because no one has actually answered my question

get laid

You've been clinically depressed for 4 to 5 months?


Can you go see a doctor?

start getting into lifting. hit the gym
eat a fuckton (of proteinz)
meet bitches
profit

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>>18154425
>It was his fault to a certain extent.

Bait, but not bad kid.

You may full a few newfags with this. Not a seasoned vet such as myself however

>>18154432
>>18154438
>>>/r9k/

inb4 shitstorm

>>18154411
Lurk too

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Take your bike out to the park. Spread some dirt on yourself and give yourself a good scratch on the head. Lay in the middle of the bike path and wait for a lady to come by. As soon as you see her start wailing and moaning in pain. When she comes over to see if you're okay grab her by the hair and pull her into a bush. Sit on her arms with your knees and do that trick where you lean over her face and let a loogie fall out of your mouth just low enough to almost touch her and then suck it back into your mouth. Keep doing that loogie trick and threaten to let it touch her unless she gives you her number. When she finally gives you them sweet digits yell "MIND ERASE" and bash on her on the head with a heavy log so she won't remember. With any luck she'll wake up a few hours later with no recollection of the incident and a neat text from you on her phone saying "Hey whats up." For bonus points stop by the hospital with flowers and promise to help her find whoever attacked her in the park. In event that you bash her too hard and she dies wipe your fingerprints off of her, leave her body in the bush and try again with another girl until you either find a date or you're arrested by the police.

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>>18154381
And this is me. Let me know if this doesn't belong here and I should go to /soc/.

>>18154381

Do you have advice how to meet and ask a girl out on a date?

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>>18154387
Yeah I do, but pretty much everything I know I got from Models by Mark Manson. You can read the first 3 chapters here though. http://www.alphamalementality.com/free/Models%20-%20Mark%20Manson%20-%20First%203%20Chapters.pdf


Maybe I'll reread it in preparation or something.

Anyways TLDR: Take care of yourself first. Get a good haircut, try to be fashionable, get a job. If you have a mental illness or despise yourself get help. Get hobbies that you enjoy other than video games because you'll be interesting to talk to. Get at least one hobby that involves interacting with people (including women), such as language classes, dance classes, stuff on meetup like hiking or intersex-soccer leagues or whatever you want.
That's all the most important stuff.

>>18154367
Shed have to prove the rape so youre good
Just ignore her and call the police saying your gf is accusing you of rape but youve never had sex

>>18154367
Bro better yet go to the police and say this girls telling you she was raped and its a crime to report a false crime so shell get chewed out by the police

GET

A

FUCKING

LAWYER

If you're expecting a coupla words from the internet to save your ass, then have fun getting rubber-stamped out of your future by bureaucrats.

Most women won't care that much. For some it may even be a bonus.

Why do you care if she is aware if you're a virgin? Just find some slag and pump and dump. It isn't hard.

>>18154356
Because I don't wanna get a girls hopes up only for them to potentially be disappointed and turn off by my lack of experiences and know how. This is my attempt of being considerate to them.

Pump and dump would be just fine after I lose my virginity properly.

I hate women

that's nasty

>>18154281
FPBP

>>18154248
>Did I do something wrong?
Obviously.

>>18154248
What did he say?

>>18154257
Nothing, he just said thanks for the food, and that we should keep in touch.

>>18154236
Law, medicine, accounting, computer science, business, management, engineering.

Those are some of the best options for finding a job when you graduate.

>>18154236
EE or Mech.

I used to be in your boat as well. I realized that finding out what you're good at is most important and making sure you have connections in that field. Practicality is useless if you can't network because there will be so many other people with the same mindset (and degree) as you.

Why? I've seen too many people in my college classes try to chase the areas of studies that would potentially yield the most pay out or what they assumed to be practical. However, they were not cut out for the thought processes involved nor the work load. This results in their GPA sinking and lower their job prospects (and a huge toll on money/time if they need to retake classes- which isn't practical in the finance sense).

To avoid this, simply stop asking questions about other things. Ask questions about yourself. When you get questions about yourself answered then try to apply it to various areas of studies and, for the love of god, ask actual people in these fields rather than your advisor or "friends". You will then know what is practical for you.

>>18154229
Honestly it seems to me like you're insecure to a high level. You can break up with her if you want but this is a problem you will have throughout your entire life unless you address it.

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>>18154229

>She's nice, obedient, not too ugly

Given the fact that you talk about her like she's a dog I have a hard time believing you give even one fuck about her. Sounds like you're wanting a fleshlight, not a real human relationship. They're pretty spendy but I hear you can customize them now. What a crazy time we live in.

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>>18154416

>>18154221
A lot of women seem to not get what Tinder is supposed to be. Or she wants to play hard to get first.

>>18154221
She sounds like a prize.

>>18154221

maximum level attention whoring, possibly coupled with the idea that if she insists on her profile that its not about sex and then sex happens she can play innocent like she wasnt purposely looking for it.

>>18154146
really sick of OPS like you

my mother is a nurse. and shes broke as hell. dont be a nurse. If you're going to get any sort of medical education, go big, be a doctor of some sort. get the 200k salary.

>>18154522
I really can't imagine ever being broke on a nurses salary and I don't have the time or money to go doctor