How do I initiate?

inb4 shitstorm

>>18154411
Lurk too

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Take your bike out to the park. Spread some dirt on yourself and give yourself a good scratch on the head. Lay in the middle of the bike path and wait for a lady to come by. As soon as you see her start wailing and moaning in pain. When she comes over to see if you're okay grab her by the hair and pull her into a bush. Sit on her arms with your knees and do that trick where you lean over her face and let a loogie fall out of your mouth just low enough to almost touch her and then suck it back into your mouth. Keep doing that loogie trick and threaten to let it touch her unless she gives you her number. When she finally gives you them sweet digits yell "MIND ERASE" and bash on her on the head with a heavy log so she won't remember. With any luck she'll wake up a few hours later with no recollection of the incident and a neat text from you on her phone saying "Hey whats up." For bonus points stop by the hospital with flowers and promise to help her find whoever attacked her in the park. In event that you bash her too hard and she dies wipe your fingerprints off of her, leave her body in the bush and try again with another girl until you either find a date or you're arrested by the police.

i basically treat women like NPC's in TES.

the conversation minigame is annoying at first, but you soon realize the AI is limited and you can pretty easily just memorize the appropriate responses for the different spawn types.

the key is practice, which really isn't that terrible either. if you fuck up the minigame, another one is going to spawn nearby pretty soon so you just try again.

>>18154462
What if the police officer is a girl?

>>18154704

Abort mission.

>>18154708
Too late, already trying to drool on her.