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It's becoming more popular recently, honestly I think it's pretty good that everyone's getting into it.

My only problem is the health concern

>>18155606
all you've really done is made it easier to weed out people with the sexual maturity of a middle-schooler
anybody who finds that gross is not somebody you are sexuall compatible with. The reigningin opinion I've encountered is that eating ass is gross, but those people are stupid.
As long as the girl is clean, I'd eat her ass and pussy with on problem.
Just make sure you're not dirty and make sure the guy cares about being clean otherwise you're not going to have any fun

>>18155606

Video related

https://youtu.be/15c2Yzi7ztA

>>18155590
So you do know that most online dating sites are garbage because while you can be texting her she can still be swiping or matching or whatever with hundreds of other horny guys. If you ever see a hot girl on a dating website just know she has hundreds of other guys talking to her. Its not worth it, try and find one irl.

>>18155599
I don't even know where to start. I just broke up with my girlfriend of 6 years because she cheated on me. I don't know where to start. A friend said I should try tinder so I did. Frankly at this point I'm mentally tired and distraught of finding another partner

>5'4
>/Pol/itical rationalist
>Subhuman chink
>Anime
>Entp
>Emojis
>Gamer

This has to be bait.
Stop spewing memes outside of 4chan you retard.

And btw, everyone hates Malaysians. You people gets passed on by american women. Just a fyi.

>>18155490
>to better myself
Gonna need more examples than
>time management schedule
????????

>if I can't come up with decent plan I'll fail anyway
What?

>she's manipulating situation
All females do this. Question is, does she do it in or against your favor and if you truly mind. Because you know once real man decide to improve himself, no amount of bitching and manipulation can stop him. Atm you sound like you are using your gf as an excuse to your failures.

Tell her to shut the fuck up. Shell act like she doesn't like it, but she secretly will.

>>18155592
More examples of how I'm trying to better myself or how she's hindering me?

A big flaw of mine is following through with things and I've had the best results when I've had a plan, rather than just giving myself a general idea of what I want. The difference in "I want to get a bachelors degree" and "I'm getting my BA by taking two classes a semester and will be done by x time" (although even that example is vague)

I'm not using her as an excuse. I guess I need advice on how to get her to see it and solve this issue, not motivation. Sorry if I was unclear

>>18155434
Nah. You're a gem. There's a broken girl out there somewhere who wants your cuddles and your cock, man.

>>18155434
You'd be surprised how many girls are cool with you being honest and a little emotional, as long as all the other needs in the relationship are met.

Just don't be an overly sensitive faggot. Girls hate that, it totally turns them off. Trust me. You can be emotional, but don't take it too far.

Well if you're more of a pussy than your woman then ofc they're gonna feel weird out.

Sounds to be that you become too needy in a relationship and that's why they're backing off. Don't try to lock them down to a relationship and go slow and not force things.

Let them come to you and warm up to you slowly man.

Drive to somewhere that is.

>>18155427
Literally this.

I was wondering the same until i got a job. Use Indeed to find job offers. If you live in a big city i recommend you to work at the airport. loads of jobs available there especially if you have a high school diploma.

>>18155407
I know what the feeling is like. Maybe she just needs some space, or you might not be jumping right at the chance. Try logging on a while earlier, see what happens.

already did that but in just a minute or two, gone

I used to do that because I was shy.

Spend half the night checking who is online, and the second they do come online, I'm too anxious to talk to them so I just logged off.

I'd call the police.

Talk to me, explain you situation. Cant give advice when you're this vague

>>18155387
You can ask if they'll hold your slot for a year and let you start next year. Claim unspecific family issues.

>>18155389
Graduated from undergrad ~2 years ago in a science, spent 1 year looking for work and finally got a job working with software (didn't major in CS but study programming in my sparetime), and I don't really enjoy the work or area (no friends due to social autism). I feel like I would rather be back in an academic environment, and would have a better chance of making friends in one as well. Which obviously aren't good reasons to go to grad school.
So basically going to grad school because I don't know what else to do.


>>18155390
Would be interested in this but I don't know how likely they would be to do this, only one school I was accepted to mentioned deferments and they were a safety school.

>>18155386
Activate the child filter on your browser.

>>18155392
Heh.
That never works.

Just get angry, man. You're better than that. Masturbating is a conscious activity, are you honestly telling me you can't stop yourself from performing a conscious activity?

If you can't get hard thinking about fucking her, you don't want it enough.

Can you cum from fucking your wife? When I started to get rid of porn I'd fuck my girlfriend just to empty my balls. That helps with not getting the urge to masturbate, which often leads to watching porn. Some time after I started to actually enjoy sex with her.
Chances are you are married to an attractive woman, and just need to give your brains time to rewire. Doesn't even take that long to start feeling the changes in your sexuality.

When you can, distance yourself from those people permanently.

Persevere, go to school if you're interested, travel/work if not.

>>18155377
The first two things are legit high school tier bullshit, it will go away as you get older...unless you're in college already, in which case I'd pity the maturity of the people fucking with you if anything

As for your lie concerns, >>18155393 said it best. Look into higher education, pursue a career, etc. Do anything to make some progress. I heard higher education is cheaper in Scandinavia, so you have that going for you

1 year from now, 5 years from now, 10 years from now you won't even believe how different your life is and how insignifcant this stuff seems, if you even remember it.

Choose life, I promise it gets better if you want it to.

>>18155370
I get this feeling too - I always want to touch/hug people, but don't because I think they'd find it weird. Glad I'm not alone!

>>18155370
Same here

Let it out when the time's right, learn to make your speech go with your touches (touching someone like this when they make an interesting remark, like that when you don't agree, etc etc). See more people and get physical with them too so it's less awkward.

I wouldn't recommend all of the above in work/study environment though.

get a dog, cuddle it 24/7

>>18155317
I hear there's some oils that do that. You can use fish oil every morning after shower and gently rub a droplet there. The docosahexaenoic acid(DHA) helps to roughen up the skin, making it less sensitive. Dont do this for more than 3 weeks.

>>18155337
>Dont do this for more than 3 weeks.
So it is quite dangerous am I right?

DO NOT reduce the sensitivity
get a girl and fuck her wet pussy
you will come fast and with the power of a thousand sons
youll get used it it and you will be able to control it

unless by uncomfortable you mean you got frenulum breve, which should be operated (NOT BY CIRCUMCIZING)

dont ruin your perfectly fine dick

>>18155308
Expect to be her rebound for 1 to 3 months. Enjoy the sex.

>>18155313
Am I still a snake if he doesn't find out?

>>18155315
yes

Check your local prison

>>18155234
From a dude who went up and down the coast of Southern Africa taking all kinds of drugs and partyin my life away, you are fucking stupid.

>>18155234

go to areas where males exhibit traditional male or alpha behavior: bars (the seedier the 'better'), gyms

Meet up with people from Craigslist and take a uber cab on the way to meet them

Walk into a shitty neighborhood and ask somebody to square up. Or maybe even suicide by cop?

>>18155202
Why do you think you deserve it?

>>18155186
Are you me?

I want to get a good work ethic to learn a new language, meet a girl, join SF, finish reading The Divine Comedy. But I don't know how.

I think one way is to to what Based monkey once said to BoJack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2_Mn-qRKjA

>>18155186
I could answer you but I can't be bothered.

>>18155186
just learn to resist things and be determined to get things done, can you resist that extra donut? if you care you will do it. you lack self discipline. if you can wake up to go to work. then you can work or study at home. you have to do whats good for you and not what you currently want. learning a new language is good for you in the long run instead of browsing porn.