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>think my mentally ill family is trying to poison me
Am I mildly schizophrenic? I also have really OCD-like problems. no hallucinations ever, but am clearly a bit paranoid.
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If it's your balding brother, maybe. Also, you're only paranoid until proven right.
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>>39666228
What makes you think that your family wants to kill you ?
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>>39666259
They're mentally ill so i think they must think that i want to kill them so they try to kill me first by poisoning me or at least incapacitating me cognitively.

keep in mind, they're all diagnosed with severe mental problems, i'm not. I went to a therapist and they only thought I had aspergers and maybe OCD.

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late night wagecuck thread? who else cant seem to fall asleep on sunday nights

>mfw work in 7 hours and wont be able to sleep
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I have work in 3 hours and haven't fallen aslepp yet. Even expended energy in the day doing manual labor for a family member, still can't sleep. On Mondays I basically get through the day a zombie and collapse when I get home.
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>>39666206
I do the same thing anon


....dont worry we are all gonna make it someday
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I'm working the easiest floor at my job tonight. I had to spend 15 minutes replacing ice water for my patients, and I've been browsing the internet for 4.5 hours. I have to do one round at 4am which takes about 40 minutes to hit everyone, and about 10 minutes of charting. $17 an hour to browse the net and watch Netflix. A little over 1 hour of work for a 8 hour shift. Being a wagie ain't so bad, just gotta learn the system

>DUDE NOTHING MATTERS WE'RE ALL JUST ATOMS SITTING ON A ROCK FLOATING THROUGH AN ENDLESS BLACK SKY LMAO
god, why are nihilists like this?
bet you're real deep and complex, you moody edgy faggot. real soul-crushing realizations you've got there.

I mean, fuck, we get it, nothing matters. stop talking about it please. this shit's been done to death; let's move onto a new meme philosophy like solipsism or something
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>>39666153
Yeah but why are you so mad about it though? Did Jacobi steel you're waifu?
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>solipsism
you reading theredpill anon?
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Nothing matters, suck it faggot.

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How did your parents ruin you?

Mine:
>Earliest memory lining up to be beaten
>Kicked me out of the house twice, both times around 8-11 and late at night, started thinking about suicide for the first time on one of those times
>brother went on my phone when i was 13, had a video of me jacking off since i was a horny experimental 13 year old, he showed my mum and my whole family ended up knowing
>"I wish I'd never had you" several times a week
>used to get really mad in the car and threaten to crash the car/drive us into the river
>told us anything that wasn't 100% was repulsive, fake gagged when she saw men with long hair
>she refused to work so I lived on welfare for most of my life
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>>39666104
forgot to mention that with that video, they bullied me about it really fucking hard until I left 4 years later
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Homeschool, total isolation from any nonpaper media, giving birth to me in this world.
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>>39666104
Sounds like you need to take a concrete pill and harden up, princess, the world isn't going to bend over for you.

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I don't care for a college degree.
I don't care about social status.
I don't care about finance.

All I care about is pleasing a fat, throbbing NEET dick.

I want to be bent and have my boipucci ravaged in a mindless haze.

I want to be inseminated daily by fat smelly NEET dicks, one after the other, and told how pathetic I am.
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>>39666086
W-Will you be paying for everything, then?
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>>39666143
he's too poor
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>>39666244
Well then how am I meant to NEET it up? Right now mommy and daddy are paying for everything.

Is he /ourguy/?

He stands up against liberals
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>>39666068
he also has hundreds of thousands of girls lusting after his cock, what the fuck are you thinking. Did you get this board mixed up with /pol/ or something?
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he is probably trying to generate controversy and/or appeal to edgy internet children for more attention. or maybe not who cares.
>>>/pol
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>>39666097
This while sure is an extension or /pol/. What are your talking about

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What are you smoking today plus why did you start
I'll start
>be me
>smoking Winston Xstyle
>started smoking because of friends
>soon find out its not a bad habit since it makes me socialize more with people
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Marlbourgh Red
AKA cowboy killers.

Its been making me feel shitty, I cough until I vomit and my rip cage and left lung has been hurting. I got nicotine gum and I really need to fucking quit.
It's not cool anymore.
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Benson and Hedges Classic
>started in highschool
>just never let go
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>>39666357
Good taste. 100s? I don't even "smoke" but they're so good.

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Is it the ultimate form of love to allow your partner to be with another person if doing so would make them happier?
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no son that's called getting cucked
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>>39665941
If you arent in a relationship yes in concept.

If youre in a relationship and do this then they didnt love you and youre a cuck.
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>>39665941
Yes. I love my girlfriend but because I have erectile dysfunction, I can't satisfy her sexually. I want her to be happy, so I let her be satisfied with others.

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Hate normie gays

Simple as edition
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hate normies

love NEETs

simple as
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Wtf I hate pewdiepie now
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>>39665980

Don't be a silly sausage, there's a good mollusc!

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Why does death seem like the best possible thing that you could experience as a robot? Me being nihilistic it honestly seems like the only good thing that will happen to me is death, there is nothing enjoyable in life besides vidya for me (vidya at its core is just escapism from this shit life). There's honestly no point in living in my eyes, and I can't understand how normies don't realise it yet. I'm pretty sure that if everyone realised that life and existence as a whole is just completely pointless, it would lead to a self destructive society since there is no point in reproducing.
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>>39665828
Reproducing is your point in life. We're animals. Don't think you're special because you can contemplate the universe.
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>>39665828
You will someday find purpose in your life, although it may sound unlikely right now.
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>>39665846
I don't think that I'm special or that the human species is special, but reproducing has no meaning or point whatsoever in the grand scheme of things, and the only reason we do it is because Instincts, nothing else.

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