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Tinder.
Get a stranger you both dont know. And let me tell you, you both will be let down. Threesomes are not like porn it's incredibly awkward and way too many legs and bodies. 0/10 would not reccomend

>>18152560
get a friend she knows.....

>>18152560
>finding another girl
No worries my man, she already has a guy from her work picked out for it.

>>18152554
Double amputee

>>18152554
https://c1.staticflickr.com/2/1132/526014376_c77888f252.jpg

>>18152559

i mean how do i get rid of the tanned look on my feet from wearing sandals :(?

>>18152547
Happens all the time. You uh...need more fiber though

>>18152547
Oh boy.
Might be ass cancer.

>>18152547
eat enough fiber rich food and drink a lot of water. I had this two times after shitting a brick. It's hopefully just a cut to your colon and it should heal. Make sure you get enough vitamins too. Just wash it as best as you can. If it continues buy medicine for hemorrhoids and go see doc. Dont do anal btw.

>>18152487
I guess it depends on how bad her MS is. My gf has MS and we've been together for 10 years. It doesn't really affect our lives.

>>18152487
i think you should focus on yourself and move on to better things.

us guys are stubborn and i really doubt he'll break up with her and try to get you back.

>>18152493
I don't know how bad it is, but our mutual friend complained to me that she brings it up *all* the time for attention, takes sick time at work a lot, and is always asking for donations to do MS walks and shit.

My ex may or may not be into that (he has a hero complex, but also very selfish and gets irritated by ongoing problems).

>>18152481
ask her the next time you talk to some event. don't say its a date

>>18152485
I don't wanna come off as looking for a gf tho... I just want to maybe hang out with her outside of school without mine or her friend groups

>>18152491
then tell her exactly that.

She's just seeing if you're still interested. I'm a man and I do this. It's not even a keep you on a string thing half the time, but a frank curiosity. If she's not reciprocating advances, she's not interested. You have to change physically to get someone to change their interest.

>>18152473
alright senpai, its kind of confusing to me bzut i understand
i did change physically, but not by a lot. just changed my hair and beardstyle.
currently working out too (4 weeks), but she started behaving like this before i began working out

>>18152508
Lol c'mon man you should have started working out 2 years ago! Are you sure you're crushing?!

Good luck!

If the first girl is so extremely busy why does she have a tinder profile in first place then? Seems like she's not so serious and wants to have more of a affirmation of her looks and a "backup" when she decides to hookup.
I think the second girl is more interested in you. And doesn't matter if they are friends, you didn't do any wrong stuff.

>>18152449
ask them both out and fuck them?????
i don't see the issue here bud

>>18152462
>>18152458
Well I guess part of the issue is that I'm afraid they'll talk to each other about me. And that the second girl, who I already know only swiped me to be friendly (since a lot of people do that shit).

Plus, the second girl says in her bio she'll only respond to pickup lines and I don't wanna be creepy since I still have to see her at the team dinner in a few weeks.

I'm overthinking this.

Why would you be banned for this? Every day there's a thread asking this.
As for why, what makes life worth living, I have no idea. I guess you should set goals for yourself and pursue them, that's what my therapist says. Think of objectives/goals and of things that you currently have that make you happy, as legs of a chair. A chair can't only stand on one or two legs, it needs 3 or more.
But I guess I know what you mean because I have no goals myself, I just live like a routine and put the minimum effort to everything because nothing excites me anymore.

my goal is make money and be independent. I'd be happy if people left me a lone and I had a weekend.
I wouldnt give a shit about being lonely if people didnt remind me.

>>18152440
I wanted to kill myself and hated life for as long as I can remember, but about a month ago, it stopped. I don't hate everything anymore. I learned to smile, appreciate what I have. I'm polite to others all the time and all of my social anxietes just... left. I can say that I'm the happiest I have ever been in my life.

How did this happen? My best friend of 12 years (I'm 20) died 3 months ago.

It hurt like SHIT but I think what I needed to get out of this stupid depressed state is something horrible. I needed to lose my best friend. Which is absolutely terrible. I would do anything to bring him back.

I know, it doesn't make sense.

Anyway, what keeps me going in life is mostly friends and family. I love them so fucking much. After my friend died I learned to appreciate them A LOT more.

>>18152424
>Sexual attraction to this girl
>Had fantasies
Every guy ever has is sexually attracted and have fantasies about every beautiful girl they come across you idiot.

>See pretty girl
>Too afraid to talk to her
>Thinking about cheating but this girl doest know I exist
>Sexually frustrated about the situation

You're an idiot. I hope you ruin your relationship so that she can be rid of your dead weight. I obviously don't know your girlfriend but I do know she deserves better then the walking sack of stupid shit that is you.

>>18152444
Did you actually read the post?

>don't want to cheat
I'm in a perfectly happy relationship. I wouldn't have dated her for almost 2 years now if I didn't feel some sort of strong connection to her. The whole reason I created this thread is to understand how to approach the situation. It's more of an issue of dealing with a lot of sexual frustration.

>>18152424

Just bang your gf more until you're less frustrated. How is this even a problem?

>>18152416
Volunteering is a great idea and you could potentially meet another companion to rescue. Good on you and I'm so sorry for your loss.

Sorry to hear about your pooch. Had to it once and it broke my fucking heart. I had a younger dog to lean on, so that. Time, my friend, is your friend. When you're ready getcha another one!

>>18152416
It's just a dog, Anon.

>>18152347
Create a build up mate.
Romanticize the evening, fancy dinner out with dim light and candles, bring her home with right music in the car, set up some rose petals, again dim lightning mith multiple light points (candles are ideal, one of which scented to her favourite flower) mid to low volume of relaxing jazzy music, gently build up the physical contact (which should have already been ongoing since dinner with holding hands, caressing shoulder or side a kiss every now and again).

Basically you have to build anticipation and only afterwards you get to the sexy times in which you aim should be giving her the best you can.

to make her want to have sex with you it should be a pleasurable experience for her.

>>18152360
Also, cunnilingus will be key in later stages. Prepare beforehand and learn how to do it. Plus communicate during sex, to get to know what she enjoys.

>>18152360

I put a lot of effort into making sure it is pleasurable for her. I've asked her a lot about what kind of mood she would find romantic/to be a turn on, only to be met with very little. No changes in mood/atmosphere/anything has so far has ever changed how she acted during sex.

...bump?
Are there no artists here who can tell me from where they started?

>>18152336
>>18152367
Ill write you something, just wait.

>>18152367
People on 4chan only THINK they are talented, witty, and creative, but underappreciated by society.

They are not actually talented, witty, and creative at all. That's why so much of this website is racist. Racists are basically never creative and artistic. Too stupid and closeminded to be actually be original.

typo: constructive*

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>>18152311
Looking good.

Get /fit/

Grow stubble like pic related, so it makes your face less round and makes it seem like you have pointier cheekbones.

Hair looks good, I just wonder if youre on the balding road or not...

Get those eyebrows done also loose some weight.

Please help me

Publish it

Why are you depressed in the first place?

I should maybe add that it's not so bad that we actually live together and he has no alone-time. I have my own little apartment. But still, when he asks me how I spend the last 3 days and I answer that I just watched movies and browsed the Web he looks at me with pity. Feels bad man.

>>18152247
He's probably thinking what a boring mess you'll be in the future. I can imagine him asking how your day went and hearing the same bullshit every single day. You need experiences that don't involve him to share.

Seriously at least get a dog or volunteer or something.

bampu