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You should probably first sit down and recognize that no matter how you do it, you'll be causing brain damage if you get it right, but just won't have to deal with it for very long.

Don't kill yourself Anon. ;-;

>>18156682
ask r9k or /b/ :^)
also dont do it cus

Do you practice or are you like these other haram-ass bitches?

>>18156607
I'm a haram ass bitch

How old are you?

You still are young.

>>18156475
I understand that, although a fear I have relatively unrelated to this is that I'm wasting my youth.

But really isn't this deep cynicism something that happens to older people?

Regardless, I desperately want to change myself while I still am young.

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>>18156462
online dating
ask your friends/coworkers/anybody to hook you up with somebody
go to social events you dont enjoy
start talking with all girls you see around no matter how embarrasing it will get

And get rid of
>hiring an escort
though. It is not worth it.

Bumping, as I am in the same boat.

>>18156471
I feel like it's worth mentioning that the escorts I was looking at are trans, just because I'm curious and it's a minor fantasy of mine.

So I'd be incredibly nervous/excited, but at the same time I'm not looking to replace going out with someone, and I have no idea how I'd feel afterwards.

>>18156403
Unless a girl who have been in the situation as you comes along in this thread to prove me wrong, I don't think you can train yourself to be more sexually attracted to one gender over the other. Why not accept what you like? I don't know why you'd try to bend your likes just so they fit others' norms or views.

Love is just to feel happy, anyway.

>>18156403

I'm in the same boat, sorta, as I find women physically more attractive than men. Just find a good guy who makes you happy and love him and it's fine. I still find women incredibly hot and have sexual dreams about them, but because I love my bf, actually having sex with a woman never really crosses my mind anymore.

>>18156403
Try it and if girls start boring you, start dating men.

No. Dont make your girlfriend uncomfortable.

>>18156291
either fuck her or dump her

>>18157595
In other places around the world dating does not mean access to sex bit a screening of a potential spouse.

>>18156146
lmao

never ever ever tell chicks you're a virgin or even that you have any less sexual experience than them


So here's what you do. You get yourself some lube, either, a rag, a ball gag, and some zip ties. Yeah, you rape her.

Nah, why don't you go to the gym and get into shape, buy a couple gqs and dress better, and watch some stand up comedians to learn to be funny. Then you fuck some chicks. It's way easier than you would think, there are tons of sluts out there.

throw away your virginity.

tell your roommate you need someone to show you what to do. if she wants it to be her she'll make it her.

>>18156185
I would avoid a feeling of debt with a female like her in this situation. The dude should learn to fuck on his own.

>>18156136

>talk to girls like pic related
>ask them on dates
>hope one of them likes you back.

next.

>>18156136

Institutions. When I visited my sister after she was locked up for eating disorders, the whole place was full of girls like that. Just go nuts and get locked up in a mental institution and you'll swim in insecure emo chick pussy in no time.

>>18156155
Can confirm, 10/10, best ieea

>>18155922

>>18156093
Why do the stars hate me so much. I don't subscribe to the idea that horoscopes and predictions based on my zodiac are a dogmatic rule, however since I'm a bit out of directions right now, reading through astral ooga booga mumbo jumbo is as good a hint to me as anything else.

Now the thing that repeatedly is slapped in my face is the romance/partnership part, and it always tells me to look out for Taurus. And this is where the joke gets the punchline:

I just managed to barely cut ties with a Taurus for whom I fell so hard it crushed my soul like never before. Everytime I try to get some new inspiration for what to do with myself, my horoscope is quick to point out that I should have a Taurus lover, as if they're telling me that I'm making all the wrong moves trying to separate myself and move on.

It's galling me so much, especially because this woman texted me after months of silence. But whenever I reply it takes her at least a week to reply. I cannot be invested in this kind of bullshit. And then those blinky pieces of shit in the sky point me towards her and constantly planting the idea that maybe I should try and be brave and overcome this or some shit.

God I have to go to work in about an hour I just know this will fucking ruin my mood for the whole weekend.

please please please don't walk out on me

>>18156081

oh boy

>>18156081

I'm not even sure what you're getting at here.

Facebook messenger stores everything server side, not device side, so if you're reading all of her messages, not only are you a paranoid shithead, you also have access to every conversation she's had.

What do you mean "notifications from unknown devices?" Like she logged in on a different device and it let her know?

Elaborate.

>>18156110
yep, she receive notifications when an unknown device logged into her facebook.

>>18156026
sounds like a self esteem issue
try assuring her you wont leave, not threatening her.

>>18156036
It's a self esteem issue, but that's just a fragment of it. She's gotten anti-social by the day, probably because she's afraid of others judging her and she's been having breakdowns even before she'd met me. She just takes too much stress in general.

Also, she's texting me right now to back out from my decision. I don't know what I should do. I feel like I'm being too harsh, but I also think this is necessary.

>>18156026
I don't think you were wrong, yeah taking that leap is scary but she can't expect you to deal with her every time she's not feeling well, especially when it lasts that long. If you continue trying to support her on your own you'll eventually get burnt out and leave her anyways. Unless you stay and just let yourself get messed up too. It's hard to date someone with mental illness.

>>18155880
>old fashioned conservative values in regards to dating, sex, and marraige
what do you mean by this

>>18155880
Go out. Find a place you like to go, and find a girl there

>>18155882

basically he wants a woman who fawns over him and thinks she is lucky to have him without actually having to do any work.

>living in the dorm
why are you wasting your money like this? Just commute from home.

As to your question though, I think you should go to your RA and talk to him about this. There's nothing really I can say that will help this situation.

>>18155755
My school is 3+ hours away from home

>>18155760
>going to a school 3+ hours away from home instead of one within commuting distance so you don't have to spend tens of thousands a year on a shitty overpriced room and dining hall
why are you wasting your money like this?

>>18155332
same thing dude , i personally think suicide is the only option for me. i will probably do it in a month .

>>18155332
Forge CV, send it to all jobs around you and accept the job.

Easy.
>>18155400
Telling people to suicide is very bad!

get a job

additional info

- she doesn't like receiving oral
- she's not into roleplay/dirty talk
- we have tried cuffs before

>>18155060
Obviously everyone likes different stuff, so here's some options to spice up your sex life, if both parties can be turned on by it:

>Shower sex - it can add to the intimacy, but you might not even have penetration and it will be hot. A good shower space is important. You dont want your ass to touch the curtain.

>Facesitting. Some girls are into this even more than guys. My ex was never quite too wet, but I asked her to sit on my face and she was at first shy and embarassed, but once she was there my face fucking drowned and she said nasty things. Whoa.

>Sexy times in water, where you can still stand. Hold her and the floating makes it not tire you out from her weight like it would in normal conditions. Pool or natural water.

>Watch porn. It has some sort of effect on the whole perspective about your sex life. Just rub each other and watch whatever she wants. Note, my gf asked to watch lesbian porn, but once we did she was freaked out and turned off by it, so whatever she says might not be what she really wants. Some girls dont like to watch porn at all, I think.

That's all I have for now...

>>18155060
Has no one on 4chan ever heard of Google?

Google something like "perking up sex life"