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>>18156838
that's just how you look, man.

>>18156838
grow your hair over your forehead?

Not that bad. Go to any latin or black barbershop theyl hook you up with a cut that will highlight your attributes

Just stop focusing so much on the bad. Don't bury your head in the sand, look at /pol/ and drudgereport once in a while, but don't forget to spend the majority of the time looking at things that make you happy.

After looking at /pol/ I usually watch videos of my favorite bands performing or something to inspire me/counter-act the despair of the world.

>>18156816

Focus on learning about positive stuff, it should balance out the shit if you do it right. Steer away from topics that revolve around people and focus on nature and other stuff beyond people. Because people are what tend to make things shit, world itself is pretty cool. Also, read fiction, escapism is helpful.

>>18156816
The redpill doesn't really exist in most cases OP. It occurs due to the result of a small, but very visible and emotionally powerful, sample selection. The reality is that consuming the redpill doesn't give you truth, it gives you a distorted reality that appears to be the truth

>>18156683
Break up with her and start dating the other girl. In the worst case you will die alone, but that is improbable.

>>18156683
How exactly does something like this happen? Why would you choose to fall in love with her when your already in a relationship?

>>18156713
I cant, she has a bf but id do anything to get her

Have you tried fucking him in the ass?

>>18156614
Not yet

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>>18156617
U gay niqqa

Get a bunch of disposable plastic gloves and have him wear them. Tell them it's like condoms for your hands.

>>18156579
You prevent rough skin by wearing gloves when you work.

But more practical way is to get a vibrator / dildo / make him use tongue to spice up bed fun.

>>18156589
The only kind we've got at home kind of makes everything smell like rubber, might be worth a shot though.

>>18156595
He doesn't wear gloves since he regularly needs to some pretty small scale work at times as far as I've understand it. Idk what really but I guess fuseboxes and things along those lines. Either way, thanks for the tip, sounds promising

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When in doubt, kys yourself

>>18156597
???

Enjoy it while it lasts. Once new wave feminism hits your country it'll be irrepairable and you will be completely devalued as a man.

It sounds like he's taking advantage of you. It's not unheard of for people to put on a mask to get answers from the smart kid in class and immediately forget all about them outside of class.

I've been in a similar situation before. Just stop talking to him- real easy. Or, just find other people to talk to. If my intuition is correct he'll suddenly stop talking to you or only go to you for help in class.

Do you see him using his phone a lot? If he's like this with everyone then he's probably just bad at keeping in touch via phone. If not, then it's something specifically to your friendship.

Also, make sure you don't have the wrong number.

>>18156539
Op, this is an idea.

Try this, later tonigh... Just send him a titty pic.

Nothing fancy. Just make sure your makeup is still fresh. Yeah. A titty pic should to the trick

I'm curious because I usually hide these stupid 'which girls should I pick' threads: does anything actually ever come of them?

Be honest, who do you really think has staying power? Who communicates better, who are you closer friends with?

>>18156533
I just want to know people's opinion, that's all. >>18156536
Number 1, definitely.
The only problem is that she lives in a middle of nowhere. It's just too far away and we won't be able to see each other regularly.

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Part 2: So now whenever I hang with friends he'll come to hang sometimes. I can't really hate or dislike him because he's always been cool to me. But it keeps tearing at me because she'll hang with us aswell, so I'll se them together sometimes and it makes me a little depressed inside. Will I ever get over her? I don't know why I can't get her out of my head. I would try stealing her from him, but I view that as immoral. ( which is why I didn't do that in the first place.) I'm also unsure if I should do that because he considers me a friend, and he's also pretty much a part of our "squad" so idk what the others would say/think about me of I did that. What do you guys think of this situation? I'm 18 btw.

Shamless self bump

Also do you guys think convertibles are gay? The car I'm saving up for is, prob still gonna get it because convertibles seem fun to drive.

Hahaha fugging autist :DDDDDDDDDDDD
I bet you wouldn't even fit in on literal autism forums xDDDDDDDDDDD

>>18156495
You described your situation pretty good, but i dont see problem?

And since you see friendship as a job, a commitment you have to upkeep, doesnt it look to you like too much effort with no rewards whatsoever?

Imagine you had friends. What would you do with them? Why do you want them?

>>18156610
I get lonely without other people to talk to, and pretty depressed.
I kinda need people to function myself...

>>18156580
Probs

>>18156461
Read The Fountainhead, The Prince, and Discourse on Method.

Watch The Good the Bad and the Ugly, The Duellists, Youth, Swiss Army Man, Somewhere, and Last of the Mohicans,

Listen to Doug Stanhope, Waylon Jennings, 2pac, and Merle Haggard.

>>18156466
Also watch Thank You for Smoking, Up In The Air, and The Accidental Tourist.

>>18156466
>>18156473
How would those things help me exactly?

>>18156425
You may as well ask "how can I be 6'5 with a 8 inch weiner"
the answer is, "you cant"

You were born a low test introverted beta male. That's your nature. As unfair as it is, you do not get to have a say in it. It was strictly weak genes and the way your parents raised you. There is no changing it now. You werent born a lion OP. You cant magically become a lion.

Chad throws 4 touchdown's in 1 game. You watch anime
Chad gets the girl. You get the flesh light.
Chad gets the 2 story house. You get mom basement.

Chad's out there right now being productive and brightening his friends life. His girlfriend's life. His bosses life. You're crying on /adv/ about how to be as confident and charismatic as him. You see op? You cant change nature.

Some weak insecure pathetic animals can puff themselves up real big to appear as though they arent a pussy ass bitch. That's what you come here today in search of. "How do i FAKE it so people think im cool and interesting even though im not" again, the answer is, "you dont". People will see right through your charade. They will know you're a phony. Worst of all, it would drain every ounce of your energy pretending to not to be beta.

My advice? Play the game with the hand you were dealt. You are who you are. You wont ever get Stacy. You wont ever be the attention of the room. you wont ever be praised and thanked or appreciated. Thats for real men. There is still a role for you in life however. Lower your standards with women. Lower your expectations at work because its never gonna happen. Possibly find fulfillment as a beta. There is a niche for losers like you. A pretty girl may need a bull prepper... Just saying.

>>18156425
start by smiling and telling >>18156468 to fuck off

>>18156468
Fuck off :)

i want forgiveness but i cant even forgive, respect or look at myself. im so fucking stupid and i feel like a mistake. i cant live with myself

>>18156421
>i cant even forgive
*myself

>>18156413
How fucking hard is it to refrain from fucking other people?

I mean honestly?

Move on.
It happens.
Nobody is gunna suddenly think you're a weirdo.

>>18156400
It'll pass. You're not a disgusting freak (most likely). How others view you and interact with you will act as a mirror for your personality. When people act dismissive of you, it will feel like you're a disgusting freak. It's natural, but it doesn't mean you're a disgusting freak, it's just how you interpreted a certain message.

Anyway, I don't know what the fuck I'm saying. You'll move on, just continue to make advances. You're doing the right thing. You think a ship goes back to harbor after one wave hits it?

Thanks anons, I guess I just felt so bad because I didn't genuinely like her, and sort of pitied her when she always flirted with me

>>18156395
i've approached her being nervous about cheating before (not accusatory at all) and her response is always something like "i don't like how you would think i would do that"

also more accurately she didn't untag herself from that picture but removed it from her "pictures of you" segment of her profile. doesn't show up there

>>18156395

Maybe you should ask your gf instead of strangers on the internet.

It may seem stupid and that you are insecure, but if she is going out of her way to untag and remove photos, etc then something is up