Left or right? Give your reasons.

>>39418519
you should be executed for this.

>>39418519
I bet there's a Jew behind this.

>>39418519
I pick or

>>39418519
Right, because the waist-hip ratio, face, and penis.

They're both gay and nasty. If I had to I'd fuck the right thing if he at least wore a shirt while I did it.

>>39418519
do i really have to pick? please spare me my lord i swear next time i will pay you the double.

>>39418519
Right because her chest can be shaved. Cant fix the lefts ugly ass face or disgusting shoulders.

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>>39418519
>>39418543
There always fucking is man.

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>>39418519
neither
>hurr you can't choose neither
fuck you, this is stupid shit where some asshat is just trying to take a rare exception like it proves something abroad. Both are disgusting for different reasons, both are something I would never find attractive and to ask me to chose one is like offering two piles of shit and saying "would you eat corn bits or pulps?" it's fucking stupid and a constant reminder that this board is underaged as fuck.

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>>39418789
Will OP ever recover?

>>39418519
Can I kill myself instead?

>>39418519
yeah I think neither
maybe if right shaved the body hair. I guess that makes me a faggot

>>39418519
Right. Wax all that nasty hair and its just like fucking a cute trap with a kinda shit body. Left just looks like a nasty transvestite that didn't start hrt until he was 40.

>>39418519
Right. All she needs to do is shave, and bam 8/10 girlboy

Is this supposed to difficult. The right is a cute girl, even if she has a bigger penis than me. Her butthole is probably pristine.

>>39418519
Right because she can be shaved via a laser so it doesnt grow back.
Id rather fuck a feminine body than whatever that horrendus thing on left is.

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>>39418519
i'd rather starve than eat your tainted bread, sir

>hurrr just shave them

choose them as is you autistic faggots

>>39418519
One on the right could at least fuck lesbians. One on the left could only get fucked by men. Obviously right

>>39418953
>choose them as is
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

>>39418953
>As is
Then neither. I absolutely detest body hair. I would rather be alone forever than be with someone that wont at least make an attempt to be clean.

>>39419033
>clean
retard

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I'd love to have sex with the image on the left. I can get intimate and make out with a man while keeping my bepis in his tight pink pocket. It's like diet gay with half the calories!

If I had to chose, left. but they're both gross.

I have days I'd gladly bang left tho. As long as it has a female voice.

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>>39418519
The penis only makes it better, you fgt guy

>>39418953
>as is
Then i revoke my laser shaving comment
Id rather put a bullet in my brain.

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>>39418519
we must find god again

this is imperative

>>39419370
Have you checked behind the curtains?

For just one fuck, probably left. I've dated an FtM before, wasn't bad. For relationship, probably right, cute face you like looking at is more important than any other looks

>>39418519
Left. It still has XX chromosomes and can still bear children.
>Muh masculine vagina
No. It's still a woman

>>39418519
Right. If >she avoids low necklines I'm sure she'd be at least somewhat qt.

>>39418519
neither. who the fuck cares

>>39418574
>>39418635
>>39418831
>>39418834
>>39418911
>>39418954
>>39420266
>t. i love dying from AIDS

>>39418519
pick at random then put the magnum to my cranium

>>39420331
>implying I want more than just hanging out and occasionally cuddling with our clothes on

>>39420429
You have to be over 18yo to post here, anon.

>>39418519
>Left or right? Give your reasons.
Who the fuck wouldn't choose right?

Vagina is inferior genital
Right is CUTE

it's literally the best of both worlds

>>39418789
Response recorded as right.

>>39420514
I'm 23
I'm very much original

cursed thread burn burn burn

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>>39420557
Pathetic if true

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>>39418519
>right is making me hard

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>>39418519
I conciser myself to be on the gayer side on the gayer side of bi but I'd go with left
>Boobs are nice
>Cuntboys are one of my /d/ fetishes
>I hate hairy chests more than hairy arms and legs
Wish lefty didn't look like a caveman though

>>39420598
It doesn't always have to be sexual my man. Maybe I just want someone I can be emotionally intimate with?

Right
Hair removal exists

>>39420683
Wtf
The only important part of a relationship is the sex
that's why /r9k/ is collectively depressed at not being able to bone hotties

>>39418789
/thread
One looks like a dude, is a female biologically. The other is the reverse. Fuck the dichotomy, it's retarded.

>>39418789
thanks for playing along
oragominal

>>39418789
Threads like these seem to be either bait or just traps/trans trying to "prove" something.

>>39420700
desu I just want someone who loves me. My virginity doesn't trouble me at all and ending it isn't a huge priority of mine.

>>39418519

Im not entirely convinced this isnt a headswap. Particularly as each of the body hair color of the other.

>>39418519
thanks for destroying my boner OP

>>39418519
i think id rather shoot myself

>>39418519
Shower cocks are so disgusting

S(he) would look much cuter with a grower and shaved body hair

I would suck right's stinky cock

>>39421352
jesus fucking christ anon are you that stupid?
He swapped the head and the center part of the torso.

I like left because I like the idea of a hot girl transforming into that. That's one of my fetishes even though I am straight. And since they have a vagina, it is not gay to like that.