How do you eat this in front of her?

Like a fucking gross beast pig. That will showcase my alphaness and get her wet.

*burps*

>>39419134
>compress it
>unhinge my jaw
>spend the next 10 days to three wees digesting it.

Same way I usually do
With the knife and fork

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I do the ole Ed Chewaroo

>>39419134
>That pint of milk tho

Like god damn nigga

looks like a shitty overpriced sandwich

you're already taking pictures in front of the cunt

>>39419255
>he's never drank a shit ton of milk after a long hot day
shame on a nigga

>>39419134
>squash sandwich really hard
>go to town
any women not down with pigging out is probably a prissy bitch. Like the kind of person who would eat pizza or wings with a fork

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>>39419134
Just fucking eat it, who cares what some dumb bitch thinks. If she's into you and she gets mad over a sandwich she's a dumb fucking whore and you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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>What are you waiting for, anon? Go on and eat one!

>>39419301
>tastes bad unless really cold
>not actually that nutritious for you (hence skim milk)
>repeatedly force animals to give birth just to harvest milk

>>39419343
>never had warm milk to help him sleep
>not getting them gains
>lib whining about an animal that would kill itself in mass if we didn't herd them

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>>39419134
Fucking wolf it down. Then order more!

>>39419334
One of what?

>um, waiter, can I get a plate of ribs instead?

>>39419134
Well, as I said yesterday
I can't eat cheese so I flag down the waiter and ask them to bring me a new one sans cheese.
Then I eat it like any other sadwitch, 2 hands compressing, bite starting in the middle of the cut area.

>>39419301
Ive had milk on hot days but not that much and not with a sandwich. I must be living my life incorrectly.

>>39419369
>warm milk to sleep
Sorry I've never been into placebo BS
>not getting them gains
why are you posting dumb ass shit like this on r9k
>kill itself in mass
you're just proving how dumb you are. Its "themselves", also its "en masse" not in mass. Jesus, I really didn't think just because you drink milk you would be this dumb.

>>39419134
eat that nice ass sandwich with my hands like a true alpha.

>>39419420
>not biting from the corner so you dont get sauce and tomato juice all over your face

>>39419301
>shame on a nigga
who try to run game on a nigga
Wu buck wild with the trigger!
Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga
Yo I'll fuck ya ass up!

RIP Ol Dirty

>>39419420

Why the fuck would anyone care what you said yesterday, cunt?

>>39419134
With relative ease but spend a week shitting it out

I don't.

I don't eat in front of anyone, you fucking mong.

>the virgin nibble
>the Chad chomp

>>39419420
>he thinks that piece of chicken is cheese

>>39419477
>not biting the sandwich in the perfect spot to get maximum juice squirt and splash on the both of you
>omg anon wtf is wrong with you!
>shut up bitch im a savage man now bend over the table, milk jugs telling me to put my dick in your puss
>spank her with sandwich and bite it spraying tomato everywhere
>fuck her hard until shes about to cum
>pull out
>jam it in her ass

Its like you dont want the puss anon you faggot

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>>39419219
lol, dweeb.

>>39419134
would drink that entire jug of milk first without breaking eye contact with her to show my dominance

>>39419134
>trades the sandwich for her coffee

>>39419457
>Sorry I've never been into placebo BS
You should be. The placebo effect is extremely powerful.

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>>39419134
>bitch that coffee cost $6
>at least taste it.
>how long are your eyelash extenders?
> Is it true girls just glue those on?
>You know I would like you even with no make up?
>my feet hurt
>this place is too nosiey
>wish I was back at home. Shitposting
>want to go back to my place and watch that anime I was telling you about?

>>39419134
order something that actually looks like food and fucking devour it in one foul swoop

With your mouth

Robo blox

Most people don't stare at each other while eating.

>>39419457
he meant in Massachusetts where most of them live

>implying i get outside, let alone to eat with a girl.

Sure is normie in here.

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>>39419134
Suggestively.

ask for a to go box, drive home, and eat it in my room

>>39419134
thats alot of milk my dude.

>>39419134
what kind of gay ass vegan sandwich is that shit

>>39419134

The Virgin Chew:
>Eating loudly with mouth open
>Biting from the middle and have tomatoes flying out both sides and back
>She looks at you like your genes do not deserve to be passed on

The Chad consumption:
>Bite sizes measured and perfect, doesnt take 5 minutes to process bite and reply to her
>Biting from the corner like a patrician, keeping sandwich integrity intact
>Chewing with mouth closed, displaying strong working jaw muscles
>Seduce women by eating habits alone

>>39423064
>Chad has literally never seen a knife and fork in his life

>>39419457
you just ignored everything he said and went for spelling errors... nice work!