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>>37971381

>be chados
>walk to stone market with stacey daughter of thadix
>betabarbos approach
>berrypicker ask stacey to annual rock ball
>stacey laugh
>I laugh
>raptor laugh
>unsliced bread fall from lioncloth everyone see
>fuck stacey in stone market as betabarbos watch
>take raptor
>walk dinosaur

>>37971381
>20016BC
>not doing starting stones

How much meat should eat? Food is too fast and berries are much easier

>big head
>short hands

frodo mode.

>>37971368
Is that a good mode or a bad mode? I quite like it.

You are pale as fuck and have a shitty 12 year old boy hair cut

>>37971223

it bet you are consuming powdered jew and these are side effects of it. some guy here took creatine once and his nipples become swollen and his doctor called him a retard for taking it

>>37971245
>and his doctor called him a retard for taking it

Did his doctor explain why one of the most well-researched supplements is harmful and makes you a retard for taking it?

Surely the words of a shitposter are much more credible than peer-reviewed research

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>>37971261
>well-researched supplements

you believe the label you fucking retard? you believe that article on that body building website telling you to take it for max gains?

that is a old ass post maybe even older then you posting here

>>37971156
It costs thousands of dollars unless you run a secretagogue

Yes there is a noticeable height and dick growth if that is what you are really asking

>>37971194
What about hands, feet, jaw, and organs? Does it give you a giant head? Would a year cycle make you look like a freak?

>>37971144

No. and if he attacks you, stop him. Don't wail on him, just stop his punches and make it very clear from now on he will never do such a thing again, ever. Source: myself.

also eat more you skelly fucker

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>>37971168
That's the thing tho, he won't ever attack me again. He's a fat manlet I'm pretty sure my mom cheated on him because I'm 5'11 he's 5'3. What was your situation like?

I'll try to eat more but I already eat a lot.

Fuck him up op, I got tired of his shit and beat him up, my parents got divorced and we've never been happier

I'd cut first to get rid of the bitch tits.

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>>37970984
Thanks senpai

>>37970941
Cold shower and i tap my balls when my scrotum is shriveled up two fingers firmly yet gently.

Firmly enough to wake them up and show I'm not playing games, yet gently enough to not discourage them completely.

Stumble into the kitchen, make coffee and morning shake (just throw everything in: protein almond milk pb oats banana), take morning shit while drinking coffee, shower, get dressed, all this takes 50 mins and I'm out for work

>>37970941
>wake up
>chill in bed for about 15 minutes
>get water
>run 5k
>more water
>shower
>try real hard not to kill myself

You can have her m8

>>37970830
this hurts to read

>>37970830
Can someone translate this into non-millenial?

>>37970807
It's expensive.

the "it-came-out-of-a-chicken's-asshole" and roadkill diet.

Sounds delectable. Go for it, anon.

>>37970883
>Ass
>Roadkill

Yous retarded as fuck

>>37970764
Not posting on /fit/
>FUCK

>>37970764
Thicc

>>37970764
>tfw you will never have aesthetics or status enough for graendal to add you to her collection of Compulsed slaves

Why even live

>He doesn't dislocate his shoulder by doing this with 165lbs

No ty

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Behind the back deadlifts are underrated

>>37970778
>managing to dislocate his shoulder with the weight he normally pushes over his head without question
????

I felt slightly sick at first but that was due to me being an idiot and not incorporatIng the veggies to my meals.
I started making some quality salads and shit like that, so I got my system going again. down to 157lbs from 167 when I started a month ago, looking leaner and maintaining muscle

>Decide to cut after a full year of fucking around and eating like a pig.
>Zyzz preached it so it must be legit rite?
>Couldn't go more than 3 weeks on it.
>Lost probly 10 lbs which was mostly water weight due to glycogen depletion

Was hell on earth tbqhfam.

Like fuck that shit. I can't go more than a few days without oats, fruit or pasta.

>>37970721
does it suck? Yes. Does it work? Yes.

stealing your thread:

anyone have a PPL routine but with no legs so its just PP? I need to recover from Rippletoetis

>>37970731

so funneeh

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Self bumperino

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I'm gonna keep self bumping until I run out of lizard pictures

read the sticky, browse here or other places often to keep it on your mind and stay motivated, push yourself but not too hard (consistency is more important than brute force) remember to always have fun doing it and don't give up because the results and slow and subtle and take a while to show up

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pls commit sedoku

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>>37970522
you can just mix whey with regular coffee anon

>>37970522
>I made an account just to post this

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?