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>>37964621
>3.5pl8 deadlift
Yeah summo with a cat back doesn't count Pajeet. Judging by your body, the only dead you've lifted is a fetus to shit on in the street.

>>37964621
Ok so...

1) Why doesn't your current situation let you cook your own meals and you're forced to eat indian food?
2) How long have you been lifting? Should you even be doing PPL?
3) Do you need someone else to clean your mirror for you as well as cook your food?

>>37964664
i can probs answer 1 for him. Most likely 17-20 and living at home with parents thatll get mad if he doesnt eat what they cook. Been in a similar situation when i was younger and went from fat shit to fit-ish but with alot of headache from family

Its because i dont live in a 2D world

>>37964591
Awesome post, I only come here for new and funny memes too.

>>37964591
Vegeta is banging bulma's FRAME despite his HEIGHT while you're sitting there stuffing your FACE.

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>>37964580
Oh yeah, and V-sits

>>37964580
What I can do:
-get a phd in physics
-shitpost on fourtchong
-sperg in social situations
-explain why I don't have a gf
What I can't do:
-get a gf
-introspect objectively
-put life in order
-be an overall good human being
-muscleup

>>37964869
This.
But change physics with engineering, and gf with bf because engineers, as we all know are fucking gay.

Bump before I have a heart attack

on it right now and never had the symptoms you described except for the jitters. maybe adjust the dose bro? probably not a good sign.

>>37964488
I'll try reducing to half dose and go from there.
It's a shame, I shred weight on the stack but I have weird effects from it

>>37964102
just give her some surprise sex. that'll cheer her up, and she'll be less negative about your hobbies

>>37964102

my mom and dad used to make comments on me looking soft or would pinch my side if i was looking like i put on a little bit of weight. every single time they called me out it was 100% correct that i had put on an extra 10-15 pounds, which i immediately started eating correctly and working out like an animal again. as a former swimmer i keep getting lazy and sometimes eat like i'm still a swimmer, and she and my dad kept me honest about my weight. when they stopped making those joking (albeit helpful) asides earlier this year, i noticed i had slacked off again...a lot, and that was a major concern for me internally. now i'm down nearly 20 pounds and i'm going to keep shedding weight until i'm back at 175-180 pound range. because fuck if i'm not going to be the least athletic family member.

Whenever I'm successfully dropping weight (30+lbs at a time) my mom immediately chimes in with annoying bullshit.
>you're going to get anemia!
>look at your cousin, she looks terrible!
Oh, you mean the pasty zombie looking chick who tries every fad diet under the sun but won't go for even a walk? And no, don't even mention her fatass husband who got that stupid surgery to make him unable to eat as much because he can't control his stupid fat face.
I have a pair of twin aunts who always support what I'm doing, and I love them to death. When I come over they'll buy pizza and shit, not to fuck with me, but because they don't see me too often. They've even apologized about it before and have asked for me to give them alternatives to pizza.
Throughout my time losing and gaining weight, the only negativity ever has come from my mom. Randomly showing up with fast food, being pissed off because I won't go to the store to buy her ice cream...it never ends. There has not been up until now been a stranger, coworker, or family member aside from her who has berated me for losing weight. It makes me sad.

>>37964076
same reasons also just because being healthy feels good and means there's less likelihood of dying from heart disease

>>37964076
I switched jobs two years ago, the office gives free gym membership to all employees and the gym is right next door. I was a lazy, chubby piece of shit and I knew I no longer had any excuse.

My only regret is not starting years earlier.

for girls

>Gym in my basement
>owner usually plays no music
>always jerks off after heavy squats

life is good to you. Keep it and protect your white family.

>>38038516

What's the name of the gym, OP? I want to leave funny yelp reviews.

purely genetics, like dimples, eye color, etc

sorry anon

>>38032909
Genetics or expensive surgery

these threads raise some questions about the quality of education being given to the upcoming generations on biology.

and the ability to think critically and gather information themselves appropriately.

shit looks grim for the human race t b h .

>>38013603

Reroll due low digits

I just did 50 pushups
If I get over 50, I'll do them minus the 50 I already did

>>38013990
40 more it is

lol

fast food joins fit macros pretty well if you get the right stuff

candy is complete trash though

then you learned nothing

Bulking my nigga
Anyways yeah I also rarely eat candy anymore, suddenly just don't like it as much. Fuck you /fit/.

>retail

I'm guessing not Whole Foods.

>>38037922
it is a sickness caused by the society that we live in

>>38037922
The more affluent your environment is the fitter the people around the age range of 20-35 are

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>>38037893
hows the cut joebly?

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>>38037916
I don't like being a nerd but it's going okay.

INB4 it becomes a circle jerk and hug box.

ebin

>>38035082
Meth

Fuck off pupper

SAFE LANDING PUPPER

>>38033187
He needs to brush his teeth an start roiding and he might have a chance

>>38033187
He is an elite powerlifter with very impressive numbers for 22

Do some fucking curls instead of obsessing over your squat max.

>>38032236
What's your problem faggot?

>doing cardio then warming up with 5Lb weights before working out

I do this too... What's wrong with this exactly? A brief warmup and doing some rotator cuff stretches and stuff with 5lb weights before doing working up warmups to your working weight is how you're suppose to do it.

Enjoy your torn rotator cuff bro

>>38032236
Oh my god, someone worked out in a way you don't like? No wonder you got your autism triggered enough to take a picture of this guy and write out a whole autistic post about nothing

>>38032236
>Dumb nigger sneakshotting random people