ITT: it's the stone age

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>>37971381

>be chados
>walk to stone market with stacey daughter of thadix
>betabarbos approach
>berrypicker ask stacey to annual rock ball
>stacey laugh
>I laugh
>raptor laugh
>unsliced bread fall from lioncloth everyone see
>fuck stacey in stone market as betabarbos watch
>take raptor
>walk dinosaur

>>37971381
>20016BC
>not doing starting stones

How much meat should eat? Food is too fast and berries are much easier

do you even hunt/gather

Persistence hunting is uncomfortably close to cardio, but then again the hunters get the bigger portions

What was that one comedy movie where the cavemen ate a pterodactyl egg? It was like the size of a manhole cover

>>37971553

Chados eat FLAT BREAD WITH CURDLED MILK AND MASHED RED FRUIT when Betabarbos waste Sun with STARTING STONES

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>mfw local shaman ran out of dried mammoth milk powder to mix into post-hunt shake.

>tfw no cave woman to bring back to my cave and rape

is agriculture a meme?

WHO ELSE /BERRYPICKER/ HERE? HOW I BECOME HUNTING ALPHA MALE?

UNGA BUNGA ME WANT FUCKY

>>37973127
>>37971553
KEKKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEK

>>37973167
Just remember to do a field split and give it a recovery year or you'll miss out on sick rotational farming gainz.

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>4000 BC
>not doing starting sticks
>berrypicker as fuck
>me face

>>37971381
>> tfw too smart to hunt and gather
>> living the neet lifestyle

UNGA UGG ME WEIGH 14 STONES AND AM 6 FEETS IN HEIGHT

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>>37973663
>4000BC
>Neanderthals
>Not the cradle of civilization
>Me face when cave dweller can't scrape wall dates properly

>be me
>walk into free stones area
>some berrypicker does overskull sticks in rock-picking cave

ooga booga do you even hunt

>>37971381

Thread theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNS42Na2mpc

>>37973663
4000 BC is the Neolithic and already quite advanced to be honest.

YOU are collecting berrie WHILE Habu SLAYS big animals and PUSSY
YOU are playing Stoneman Go in your cave WHILE Habu plays your PACK
>6000BC
>You still think it's about who has the best clubs, caves and fire
>NEVER do ANY of that shit because of my HEIGHT FACE AND FRAME

>1500BC
>Cavegirl
>Me pecs
>abs solid

These threads are fucking gold

>>37973069
i just killed you off you fat lazy fuck.

>>37973126
what role you play varies in any given scenario. being able to adapt takes willpower.

>>37973159
wonder how many male cavemen got killed by female cavemen, sneakily.

>>37971381
this could be good

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>unga want bunga
>bunga with berrypicker
>unga reach higher berries than berrypicker
>unga deserve bunga

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>5000 BC
>under 5 bungas tall
>caveman
Me tell choose 2 of 3

5'5 lanklet here, you jelly manlets?

>tfw not 6 paces tall
Who /cavemanlet/ here?