What are your morning rituals /fit/? Not a morning person, give

>>37970941
Cold shower and i tap my balls when my scrotum is shriveled up two fingers firmly yet gently.

Firmly enough to wake them up and show I'm not playing games, yet gently enough to not discourage them completely.

Stumble into the kitchen, make coffee and morning shake (just throw everything in: protein almond milk pb oats banana), take morning shit while drinking coffee, shower, get dressed, all this takes 50 mins and I'm out for work

>>37970941
>wake up
>chill in bed for about 15 minutes
>get water
>run 5k
>more water
>shower
>try real hard not to kill myself

>>37970991
Drinking coffee while taking a shit is comfy.

>>37970941
>give myself a good hour or two before I wake up to meet the day.
This is what I do. I wake up 3 hours before I have to leave to give myself some comfy preptime.

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>>37972132
This is honesty what you have to do if you're not a morning person.

Take note, NEETs. When you have to get a job and if you feel like shit after you wake up, give yourself some prep time.

Cup of black coffee
Cigarette
Twenty minutes of "yoga" stretches
Go to work

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>>37970941
>wake up
>bed is empty
>master has already woken up
>wait for him to come back to change my tail plug
>take a shit in the litter box before master gives me an enema
>he brings me a plate of breakfast
>wait for him to cum on it
>I eat it while slobbering on his cock
>after I'm done eating he fucks my slutty hole that's been begging for dick since he took out the tail plug
>he cums inside and I clean his cock off with my mouth
>he puts the tail plug back and leaves for work

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>>37971167

desu

>>37972542
I'm a morning person, and I feel ready right after I make my bed which I do immediately after waking up. I just want to take my time before I start my day.

>>37970941
i am a "morning person" so i go run after eating a high energy food
then i sunbathe to further stimulate my body's systems
then i gorge myself on wholesome food

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>>37970941
>Wake up at 5 30am
>Shower
>Breakfast (Usually oats)
>Pre-workout
>At gym by 6 30
>Workout until around 8
>Shower, get changed for work
>Get to work around 9

I used to be a NEET who would stay up to 5am playing vidya, so pretty happy with my schedule, never thought I'd be able to do it.

>>37974639
>working out for more than 40 minutes
kys faggot

>>37974652
found the dyel

>>37971250
Im doing it now

Wake up
Check my phone really quickly for any urgent texts or whatever
Hop out of bed
Prepare breakfast
Eat breakfast while scrolling thru Instagram or whatever
Take a shower
Get ready

>>37974685
Found the neet

>>37974702
He's right you know. Let the birthday flow