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It's possible.
Would need to know the bodyweight before and after really. He might only weigh 160lbs in the after pic..

Second pic is lighting, pump and dehydrated clearly so he wouldn't look like that if he just took his shirt off in the street.

If you want obvious BS, see pic.

In what world would that not be attainable in 13 months you fucking fat cunt?

>>37974517
>filter
>lighting
>pump
>decent starting point (like 6% more bf and flat depleted muscles as opposed to carb loaded pumped muscles)
Believable

your body

Why are plastic bottles bad?

>>37974631
Because the Mountain says so

roided otter
too vain for his own good
never knew true love
jakced off to being mired
had a small cock
had a smaller set of brain
was just pathetic

>>37974475
Ottermode truly is a natty cardiofag that doesn't lift.

Like a swimmer or tennis player. Still half dyel, but low bf and not auschwitz

>>37974491
Butthurt faggot, he lived the life you could only dream of.

Why wouldnt it work? The jaw muscle is a muscle like any other. Train a muscle and it will grow.

i bet you could do a lot more than 2kg

you could easily close your mouth with 40kg hanging from it

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You guys ever come across a thread that's so retarded that it makes you re-evaluate your life?

>>37974139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV9kyocogKo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrOemQaEJGU

Nothing will ever beat this for me.

>>37975477
thats bretty good bro

>>37974054
Its no scientific study but it confirms what we all know and have known for decades, full body routines are king, splits are for pinheads and dyel who will never stop being dyel.

>>37974054

Only that he's got a fucktarded approach to measuring volume.

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lol, enjoy doing a full body routine for a year :)

>>37974014
At what age were you diagnosed?

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Moonman > batman

post photos of ur body plzzzzzzzzzz , and do u know some martial arts? name them plzz

What did you do in the past?

beats still being a piece of shit 5 years on, ohpee.

lift my brothers. we will all make it.

>>37973944
i did nothing, it's just the way my life went fucking up everything

You would have to buy a lot of eggs

>>37973780
Lol
I meant is it healthy or would I die?

>>37973777
It would be extremely painful

Hahahahahhahahahaha kek lmao well memed sir

how many calories is that shit ?

>>37973758
between 850 to 1,100.
its only good to lose water weight but after it im planning on doing core exercises for 2 weeks before doing it again.

diet soda with your meals is generally o-k

your meal is loaded with sugar and sodium though, which isn't o-k

>>37973597
Don't be a bitch.

If you're going to eat shit food, don't try to find loop holes. Enjoy that big tub of sugar water. Drink it down, but be prepared for the consequences of your actions. Get ready to drip more sweat, strain more muscles, struggle though more reps.

Always take responsibility for your choices.

You want a cheat meal? Make it a good cheat meal, but be ready to work it off.

>>37973618

This is dumb. Why would you willingly ingest a regular coke in that situation and subject yourself to the ~300 calories of refined sugar when you can have the same taste for ~0 caloires?

>>37973527
are you two faggots shilling yourselves? my god you guys are faggot posers. thats not god mode those guys are a fucking joke and look like clowns lmao

>>37973564
I mean I'd fuck him

>>37973527
genetics

>>37973444
Kys

>>37973444
baked turkey mode

bleach your skin and you'll make it

>2016
>using steam

Youngfag detected.

im a former srs gamer that got tired of the stress of making $0 playing dota while being in school and quit games basically

i messed with overwatch but stopped hanging out with friends that moved from tf2 to it cause they're toxic similarly to how you describe

i essentially went from an active 300+ flist and actively interacting with 20 ppl a day to deleting everyone and going full monk tier isolation and started lifting 2 months ago.

i talk to a couple people on facebook. acquired oneitus for some girl I knew in hs

i know ill make it but i probably wont be very happy regardless.

my earnest advice is if you play games that much just quit unless you have a realistic chance of going pro. i was top10 ranked in my prime in dota and was still no where near getting on teams and stuff. there's a lot of luck to the process and you have to be willing to deal with a lot of people u probably wont like + you probably arent even having fun in the games thesmelves.

>>37973502

cont.

in my experience once u quit games youll probably be way less apt to shit talking people. find a more productive hobby. like actually lifting