>tfw gf
>tfw she wants to have sex all the time
>tfw can't go to the gym
Some of you bros don't know how good you really got it...
Keep masturbating like you usually do.
I was in the same situation and could easily go for hours of sex, because she wanted more and more i became a quick shooter and i had to rely on other tricks.
She still want the D but it was 2-3 times a day and it became 4-5 time a week.
Mate just fuck her savage for an hour and her pussy will be too sore for the next couple of days to do anything
>>38005641
Have her ride you as you do barbell bench.
You'll be a legend if you can pull it off.
Any other /bald/ bros out there, how do you shave your head without completely tearing up your skin?
IM BALDING AND I HAVE ACNE UNDER MY HAIR WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
>>38002729
wash your hair once in a while you filthy pagan
>>38002718
Don't shave against the grain until your skin is used to it- try a diagonal shave until you're ready for against the grain.
Also don't be cheap with your razor, get a decent one.
They got johnny /fit/! THEY GOT JOHNNY
>retooled for modern audiences
Christ I don't want to know what that means.
did you just forget what they did to powerpuff girls?
Johnny was always /fit/ you fucking autist
What exercise do I need to do to get biceps like this?
you need to invade 8 COUNTRIES steal the OIL and inject that SHIT in the fucking BICES GOD DAMMIT
oil injections x F
>>38001172
How has getting /fit/ impacted other areas of your life?
I'm not /fit/ yet
I get horny all the fucking time
Your pic was enough to wake timmy up, for instance
>>37997221
you named your dick Timmy?
is milk being bad for you a meme?
>>38007874
no anon, its the highly processed milk from another species, drink/eat it in moderation. also it raises estrogen levels.
>>38007886
>raises estrogen levels
That's a meme.
>>38007913
theres enough evidence to back it up, and if anything all those idiots that drink a gallon a day end up with tits in their 'transformation' pictures. but whole milk is not the same as fat free and the studies werent done on fat free milk.
>he thinks the tit milk from a female animal that weighs over 1000 pounds doesnt contain mammal estrogen
What are you guys working on to upgrade your lives other than lifting? Any other life goals?
>>38006142
post template
>>38006846
this
>>38006846
>bench 225lbs
>can't do a SINGLE pushup
>ohp 315
>cant boil an egg
>run 10 miles
>can't walk
anybody do paleo? is it a retarded meme diet?
Its a retarded meme diet. Its only good for losing weight imo.
If you want gains you need to raise your insulin. Keto does the opposite of that.
The only people who need to fear carbs are women and other ppl with no muscle mass. Just eat plenty of fiber and ur good.
>>38002293
>very infrequently: dairy
>fats are good: butter, ghee
Is a 3 day split a meme?
Unless you go to the gym 5-6 times a week, the frequency that you train a muscle group is too low IMO. What do you guys think?
works fine for me
I started doing 5x5 3 days a week, full-body and saw more progress than ss or the brosplit
>>38000413
Anything not full body with sport specific movements is a meme
There has to be some science to this shit, why is it that when I orgasm to pornography the following things happen:
>Skin quality degrades, mild acne outbreak on face
>Bags Under Eyes Appear
>Voice loses depth and bass
>Hair loses sheen and becomes wirey
And when I abstain for a week or so from porn and masturbation everything fixes itself and I start to look and feel great again.
This is not bullshit I have noticed this EVERY single time I have a porn relapse, and like clockwork, stop watching porn and everything clears up, my voice gets deeper, eye bags disappear, etc.
Studies say there's no change in test levels after ejaculation but, there HAS to be something more to it, I see NOTICEABLE physical effects to pornography what is the answer to this mystery??
Furthermore there's no affect if I have orgasm from natural sex, everything remains fine. How the fuck does pornography alter body chemicals that much as opposed to sex, How does the body even distinguish these two external things (Porn and Sex). THESE are the questions /fit/!!!!!
Nofap is a meme perpetuated on 4chan and reddit. You are experiencing what is called confirmation bias, and your experiences are not evidence of anything. It is completely unscientific, but people on 4chan still believe it. It's the same thing as idiots that believe in astrology.
Basically when you conserve your sexual energy it flows into and strengthens your chakras.
>>37996074
Then how come everytime I fap before bed I need like an hour or two of extra sleep in order to feel rested?
Can we agree that the obesity epidemic is rooted in shitty parenting?
>>37995877
Yeah, I was fat my entire childhood my mom fed me mcdonalds everyday
it wasnt until I was 15 that I realized how fat I was
Thats the summary of whats wrong with most people.
>>37995877
yeah
there's a ton of papers about how obesity and bad fitness habits are contagious (here's a free one for nonacademic fags)
http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/nejmsa066082#t=article
QTDDTOT
I have semi-visible abs, but everytime after I train my abs, the next day I can't see them anymore even if I flex. Is it because I trained my abs the day before? Because I also gain weight and I hope I didn't gained fat.
Probably fluid. I have the same problem and end up thinking why the fuck did I bother doing 5 hours of cardio to look like dough the next day.
When doing a routine and it says, for instance:
>x sets of Incline Dumbbell Press, 8-15 reps
>y sets of Bench Press, 8-10 reps
>z sets of Incline Flies, 8-10 reps
etc.
Should I do all of the sets at once for x, then move to y, then finish z, or go all the way through the routine x, y, z then start over and come back to x, y, z?
>>37985841
You do all of the sets for each exercise all at once.
There are a very few exceptions where you alternate sets of just two or three exercises, which is called supersetting.
Me? Homebaked cookies.
>>38004284
WHAT? NO WAY
How many calories does a walk to the beach burn?
>>38004284
Cock
What flavor of protein should i get? I heard vanilla tastes like ass.
the standard double chocolate is pretty good
buy combat isolate proteins, the flavour in combat powders is superior to anything. trust me.
even with water they taste awesome
the brand in ur pic:
cookies n cream, vanilla taste like puke
double rich chocolate is decent
milk chocolate is like drinking liquid sugar