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I need your help guys.
>be me
>uni student studying music performance (only god can judge me)
>picking up instrument to take home at end of the day
>qt3.14 is there at same time
>sits next to me in class
>says "Wow anan, you got so tall. I was standing right next to you and I didn't even know it was you"
>think, "oh shit here's my opening"
>say "you sound just like my relatives"
>she laughs
>oh shit i'm in.
>remember I have autism
>to make sure I don't leak the 'tism i say "well, see ya later"
>Walk away
>see in reflection of door glass that she's walking in the same direction as me
>walk faster
>take an alternate route to car
>tfw I realize she might've been into me
>tfw she saw me speed up walking away
so how salvagable is this situation, and what's my next move?
Also, QTDDTOT Thread
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>>38862813
no, not only muscle, just overall weight
~15-20% of my weight gains is fat
also pls respond >>38862291
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>>38863057
Bulk to 15%
Cut to 10%
No exceptions
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>>38863073
what if i'm only in it for strength, and as long as i'm not fat i don't care about aesthetics?
I usually cry in movies
Am I low test?
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What movies? I teared up when I watched Interstellar again last week.
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Me too
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>>38860262
depends on the movies
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So i started using tinder today and swiped about 100 rights. When do other people see me.
No matches so far
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>>38858827
You need thick skin to use tinder. You will get something, just use filters and good lighting. Get a good bio description.
Being on tinder as an average male is a rough ride. I've fucked a few through it though.
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>>38858827
I use POF and have had plenty of success. And they probably havent seen you because they're busy with Chad
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Tinder won't ever post anything on your Facebook, right?
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You been mired lately /fit/
Can we have a mires thread for once? All these gains and surely someone must be getting mired.
>I was wearing scrubs the other day (medfag)
>it shows off my lmao 14.5 inch arms decently
>girl I like walks past,
>sees me
>doesn't say 'hi'
>keep walking
>I see her look back at me out of the corner of my eye
>grin to myself
felt pretty good tbqh famalams
how about you?
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>>38856295
>You been mired lately /fit/
Never.
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>go out on the town
>girls hitting on me left right and center
>gay man comes up and is very unsubtle about what he wants to do to me (side note: can't imagine how girls feel if this is what they get from every dude on the reg)
>general mires fill me with confidence
>ask a girl i'm into out on a date
>she says no
you just can't win boys
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>>38856333
did you know or have any indications she was into you?
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How much do you bench?
Gf or no gf?
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150lbs, just dumped my GF
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>>38853291
105, no gf
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>>38853291
234/GF
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Attention new skeleton faggot. You do not have a crazy metabolism, you don't eat enough. If you really can't gain weight, try this easy af small shake on top of your other three meals.
>one cup milk
>one cup peanut butter, yes a cup. Don't be a bitch, it's delicious
>tablespoon of olive oil because you need the fucking calories
>tablespoon of honey you fucking princes
>2 ice cubes to make the tasty shake cold
Guess what faggot? In that one drink you have about 1900 calories. Yes, fucking 1900 calories. More than you probably intake in an entire week skeletor.
Repeat every day for a month while lifting and then come back and complain you can't gain weight.
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>>38871808
I like Rob Lowes new haircut. I'm gonna ask my barber for that next time I go in.
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>>38871808
is this ann actual thing?
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>>38871862
It's actually the haircut I'm getting today too. It's /fit/ af.
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hey /fit/ can i drink tea when losing weight? can i put a little sugar in it?
what tea do you drink
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>>38871633
Fatty fatty boombalatty here.
No.
Just drink cold water you fat fuck. Look at us. Do you think /fit/izens want to deal with our gross misshapen bodies? You can cheat and eat only food substitutes and smoke cigs one a day max but don't be a fat fuck at the end of it. Pic related. Look at me. It's disgusting. It was worse before.
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>>38871668
Thats the fucking spirit you greasy fucking pig.
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Fat pig here. Is there a service I can use where someone will call me a fat pig everyday so I stop over eating? I'm 190lbs. I have a mad double chin. I have barely time to exercise but will incorporate walking more. I need to lose about 50lbs or preferably more. I'm obese for certain. I lost about 10 lbs recently by changing my attitude. The whole "big is beautiful" thing kept me in denial. Big is disgusting. Anyone else have experience with this?
Tldr I want to be fat shamed into changing. I think it works.
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You're fine the way you are babe.
>mfw you're hurting
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>>38871024
Would bury my face in your puffy crotch, would inhale you scent, would then move up to your face and give you a deep kiss, while I slowly enter you, I slide in and out until i fill you to the brim with my seed.. babby girl
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>>38871024
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Which decade is /fit/ approved for female bodies? 2016-09-27 16:30:06 Post No.38870814
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Which decade is /fit/ approved for female bodies?
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>>38870814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IpWdOZkdk0
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the one where they're skinny
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>This
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This fine gal slaps your gf's ass at the gym. Wat do?
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leave my gf alone, cheekie
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Get ready to join the resistance.
Earth for humans, baby.
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No one wants to see that cheekie
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>tfw no matter how much you lift and try to improve socially you'll always be a genetically inferior shitskin
>mfw look at all these chads at uni and they were literally raised to be this way
>mfw raised to be a beta male by family
>going out and getting girls and being a socially dominant alpha male is absolutely haram
>culture that suppresses women so that the beta men can still be on top
>tfw currently fighting an uphill battle to try and catch up to the normies
Anyone else here can relate?
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>>38870553
Not everyone was meant to be a social butterfly. I used to have all these feels too, I wanted to be part of the party scene, but everytime I went to a party I just kinda chilled in the corner, hated it, couldn't wait to go home. Grew up in a traditional family, didn't even live on campus at uni, I commuted. So I was completely isolated from most of the social activities.
Sometimes we think we know what we want and ignore what really would be good for us. I found my clique when I started going /out/. Road trips, climbing mountains, and only having a small group of tight friends.
Not saying you should do exactly what I did, but you should evaluate how important you think that life is.
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>>38870899
>everytime I went to a party I just kinda chilled in the corner, hated it, couldn't wait to go home
This pretty much. I have had a share of fun moments at parties but overall I just don't sincerely enjoy it like the "chads" do.
I also commute, so I definitely know that feel.
I've always had a small group of tight friends which is good. I guess the main determinant of status at this stage in life is going out to parties as much as you can and getting laid. Which is why I feel a lot of pressure to do so.
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Nah I can't relate, as I'm not a self hater. All these threads on this website have gotten to you and they're completely false.
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Daily reminder that THIS is the body you WILL get if you keep falling for the 'strength training will make you aesthetic' meme.
Don't believe me ? Respond to any strength fan with 'post your physique' and they WILL stop posting.
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I don't think that's accurate. Elaborate more, please.
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>>38870534
Is that bad? He fills out a shirt, all you really need for girls to find you attractive
source: I'm built like him
>found this thing with the original formula that has DMAA in a mom and pop store
Did I do well /fit/?
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>>38870462
whats the expiration date
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>>38870462
It's probably hard as a diamond after this long. Open it and show us.
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>>38870472
Not sure I want the gains police to narrow it down further with batch number but here. From the inside its also completely okay.
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>In workouts that averaged about an hour-and-a-half, the two brothers set about rebuilding the core of one of the top fighters on the planet. In his first week he dead-lifted 275 pounds. A few months later he almost cleared 625 pounds. And he did it all without bulking up to the point he couldn't make the light heavyweight class limit of 205 pounds.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2634910-from-bones-to-meat-how-ufc-197-star-jon-jones-reinvented-himself-in-the-gym
How did Jon Jones double his deadlift, bench press and squat in such a short amount of time?
I'm pretty sure it was steroids, does anybody know what type of juice it takes to achieve that type of strength results? (Is it tren? halotestin? something else?)
can you achieve that type of progress natty?
can any strength-focused roider tell me what type of strength progress they made and in what period of time?
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His entire family is filled with freak athletes, he has god-tier genetics.
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He also failed the drug test before his fight. Roids.
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>>38870309
>Ufc fighter
>Not on roids
Pick one. They've all failed one time or another a drug test.
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>That guy who drinks water between reps
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>that guy who wears basketball shorts
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>>38870251
> that guy who squats in the OHP rack
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>that guy that listens to music