Tinder

>>38858827
You need thick skin to use tinder. You will get something, just use filters and good lighting. Get a good bio description.

Being on tinder as an average male is a rough ride. I've fucked a few through it though.

>>38858827
I use POF and have had plenty of success. And they probably havent seen you because they're busy with Chad

Tinder won't ever post anything on your Facebook, right?

>>38858827
Tinder is literally just Attention Whoring: The App, as are just about all dating platforms

That 9/10 qt you saw? Yeah, you won't get anyone good-looking unless you are chad, so if you don't have good genetics or great photos of you, you're fucked from the start. Landwhales, though, will have no problem messaging you first.

I've gone on one date from this app, and that was enough for me. Only reason I use this app still is to see what kind of women swipe right for me and I can determine whether my looks are going up or still shitty. Otherwise, I don't think it's worth investing time and effort into.

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>think I have a 7/10 body from looking at a mirror
>take a full body picture from a lower angle for future progress
>looks 4/10
Is this how short girls have been seeing me all this time???

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Did i just get friendzoned?

Should i kms now and have dubs decide? Or can fit save me? No clue ehat to say

>>38859445
lol beta

>>38859445
She replied. Sloots love flattery. Too early to tell if she's really interested. If she stops replying then yea move on

>>38859479
I wouldn't call fucking 2 bumble girls last week beta. I just had a horrible slip of the tounge here because she had horrible, dry responses, and this girl is too hot to lose

>>38859445
>maybe you can give me some eye shadow someday?

dubs get

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>>38859518
Fuck it I'm going in for the kill now

>>38859445
Maybe learn proper spelling first.

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>>38858827
Wait a day

>>38858862
Yes

>>38858881
I've used pof as well, but seems to be more trashy. YMMV

>>38858890
No

>>38858953
t. Eliot

>>38859051
Yes

>>38859445
You couldn't possibly have tipped any harder
As with anything, there are nice girls, crazy girls, sloots, bots, attention where's, and just straight up lonely girls on tinder. The 240 angry replies in this thread will be from people with no game. I'm dyel with bad skin and no game and get laid as often as I want.

Just be aware that once in a while you'll receive pic related.

>>38859445
do you talk like that in real life???

>>38859571

>dyel
>bad skin
>no game

so what's your secret?

>>38859445
beta and cringeworthy. also, ive fucked 10 women from tinder bumble and only once actually wanted or had their phone number

its a fucking messaging app, you're already messaging them. A number isnt cool or necessary

>>38859593
Confidence
Nothing to lose
Numbers game
Also be white

>>38859550
Too soon and desperate , anon. You're fucked

>>38858827
Let us pick what you write, dubs only. Surely you'll get laid, recieve tit pics, or have the cops called on you.

>>38859550
Faggot, don't ask to recieve their number tell them to give it to you.

>>38859550
Curiosity piqued, show how it ends

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>>38859571

OP Tinder is shit but just open up on EVERY SINGLE CHAT the following words

>I'm just here for sex

you will 100% eventually get "me to" and then schedule a fuck or whatever. Dont date Tinderettes

>>38859623
>show how it ends
"please respond"

>>38859628
toppled my keks

Thinking about getting tinder bcause im too nervous to make moves on people i personally know just to not make shit awkward. problem is I don't speak the native language where i lived. am i toast?

>>38859628
It's a landwhale. Why

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>>38859628

>>38859628
She probably copy/pastes that and sends it to everyone she matches with. Kek'd at the response tho

HOW I GOT MORE TINDER MATCHES IN THE PAST THREE WEEKS THAN I HAVE IN THE PAST YEAR: TAKING ADVICE FROM A GIRL

Okay, so this made me realize how autistic/shallow girls really are when it comes to this app. They put a lot more thought into their swiping than guys do. A girl I know saw me swiping one day and asked to creep my tinder profile, afterwards, she gave me some advice.

FOR YOUR FIRST PICTURE- use the most aesthetic face shot you have, mine personally was done by with my buddies super fancy camera in a trendy location.

SECOND PICTURE- If you're mildly aesthetic, have a shirtless picture for your second one. If it was for your first one, it would be too douchy, she told me, but second is somehow more acceptable. Mine was back when I was a lot leaner and had a pump/filters.

THIRD PICTURE- You and your friends doing something/you with a group of friends- "so you don't look weird/ like a loner" she said.

At first, I was skeptical, I mean, seriously? Do bitches really put that much thought into this? I decided to give it a try, and in the past three weeks I've got more matches(and the most attractive ones I've had at that.) than I have in the past year.

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>>38859628
I chuckled

>>38859571
>>38858881
Lots of hot single mom sloots though. Just use it for ass

>>38858881
POF where I live has nothing but hood rats, single mama's with shit tattoos, and druggies.

>>38859628
Kekd

>>38859691
Sounds like Shitcago

>>38859667
This. More or less got the same advice.

First pic is your face. Got a good jawline? Show it off. It's what girls see first, so make it count. Second pic is a body shot. If you're ripped you obviously show it off, if not you make it relaxed or while doing a hobby (like playing with your dog/cat). BITCHES LOVE PETS.

Third pic is a "this is how I am socially" pic. With friends or showing off.

I did this and I'm skinnyfat 160 lbs. Matched and fucked an 8/10 chick who lives right down the road that very week. Have not used it since because she calls once in a while for a bump in her rump.

>>38859744
Don't doubt it, South Florida reporting in.

>>38859667
>>38859745
if im not ripped and don't have (any) friends to take pictures with would a "hobby pic" like doing something with a robot I built be too turbonerd even if thats the kind of grill im going for?

Im hard up for cool shit to put in a profile
but I work in a kind of cool store should I take a pic of a crazy outfit or something?

>>38859789
Plenty of hot sloots in the PNW. Thank goodness I left the East Coast.

>>38859445
bro you can be sweet but in a charming and funny way, not in a beta orbiter way.

i.e. here's a line that got a reply every time and a number/snapchat 60% of the time:
"if we were playing pokemon go, I would lure u"

makes them laugh, makes them feel good about themself, will work on every asian girl guaranteed. at the same time it's not so desperate like "your eyes are like a thousand butterflies in a sea of milk".

>>38859868
>sea of milk
All those gains gone to waste. Imagine the smell

>>38859571
t. Brad minichad

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>>38859628
The absolute madman

>>38858827

Help me trigger her, fitbros

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>>38861952
Fuck, forgot pic

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>>38861952
>>38861967
Was thinking something along the lines of "you don't have to "smash the patriarchy" by making yourself more slovenly but you do. The whole point of tinder is to get laid, just trying to help you out, fucko"

Pls respond

Can i use tinder at a small liberal arts college?
Or will people think im weird?

Cuz if anyone is going to be on tinder, it will be people who already go to the school. The surrounding town is pretty rural.

>>38861983
>more slovenly

You sure showed her

>>38861983

tell her you're sorry & the patriarchy plays with your mind and makes you lash out

>>38861992
>Liberal arts college

sounds like ur already fucking yourself there m80

>>38861983
"Do you not shave so you can spend more time eating and less time shaving? You fat nonce."

>>38862033
You are retarded. Unless I am in stem, there is no reason to go to a big university.
Just cuase it has the word liberal in it doesn't mean i fucked myself.

>>38861998
It's an unusual word which would make her think I'm an "intellectual" and would cut deeper, her obviously being a liberal arts major

>>38862064
You're forgetting the 'art' bit on the end Tarquin. Don't get too stressed though, Mummy's run you a nice bath and put some scented candles out. Maybe you can get some inspiration for your new post-modernist sculpture while you're at it.

Just had a match with a 7/10. Ends in an argument after 10 messages, delete my account. Fuck tinder

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>>38861998
>>38861983
>>38862029
>>38862040
Tinder is literally designed as a dick down hook up site. Don't be some feminist special snowflake if you're trying to get laid.

>>38862149
>trying to get laid
>being a cunt
Theres a difference. You've spent to much time on 4chan

>>38862137
Shoulda screencapped.

>>38859637
This x1000

can we do like a survey?
can everbody post how long you have had tinder and how many matches youve got in total?

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>>38862149
>>38861983
>>38861998
>>38862029
What a witty comeback

>>38862241
She's not wrong. Maybe if a woman enjoyed talking to you, you wouldn't feel the need to waste your time like this

>>38862223
ill start; a bit over a year and 476 matches

>>38862241
Why are you messaging her? 4/10 maximum

>>38862269
>>38862284
I'm messaging her to fuck with her. She's got hairy pits, is overweight, and has a million retarded tats. Just help me fuck with her.

>>38862304
Get a life and go lift you dyel shit

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>>38862312
>Implying I'm not bigger and more attractive than you and just trying to have fun

Get a life and go lift you dyel shit

>>38862304

she keeps responding.. she must want that wholesome oppressive D.

keep negging her then give it a little push/pull action

>>38858827
It's important that you live in a big City, else Tinder will not work. I get 3 Matches in one Month, all 3 at least 7/10, simply because I live in a small Village and that's why I almost never show up on the Radar.

>>38862304
Do I just have low standards or is she actually overweight, cause she looks p normal to me.. The pit hair however is highly visable in the tiny picture.

>>38862304
move it to /b/ senpai, they will tell you what to do

>>38862349
shes fat piece of shit, where do you live?

>>38862349
That's just her most flattering pic, and even then not at all. She's got turkey wings pretty bad and looks all around mushy

>>38862360
I'll keep that in mind for the future. Literally never go there.

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>>38862241
>>38862334
>>38862349
I'm getting bored with it, she's not responding very interestingly

>>38862415
I think you have autism man, you're just one of those guys that keeps talking even when nobody cares what you're saying

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>>38862470
Prove it

>>38862470
let him post, I wanna see what happens next

>>38862132
>art

Wow. You really are retarded. A liberal arts school is not the same as an art school.
Holy fuck
Kys

A few weeks ago I met a hot chick off Bumble and fucked her in the ass about five hours later. She's actually pretty awesome and we are hanging out a few times a week.

Shit works. But I'm also stylish and attractive so...

>>38859667
Where can I get social pics if I never do anything social?

>>38862554
You even type like a faggot.
>Holy fuck
>kys

I apologise that I can't distinguish between faggot school and homo school, I truly do.

>>38858953
Very defeatist attitude bro, not gotta make it like that.

>>38859628
You just fucking destroyed her life in one sentence

>>38862575
How is bumble compared to tinder? I know is marketed as being better for the girls, but not having to and the first message sounds dope

I am unemployed right now, so people having to list their job would obviously hurt in my case

>>38863708
I found it *far* harder to get good matches. That said, ~2% of my Tinder matches are willing to ever meet in person, so maybe that's a good thing. But I don't think I ever got a single unregretted match from Bumble out of a month of using it in a highly populated area.

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>>38859682
this, im fucking a 29 year old with the best body ive ever seen. she is 10 years older than me

>>38859610
> Also be white
Kys my man. You know that ain't true.

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HELP what do I say next?

>>38863743
>29 year old
>good body

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>38862415
I'm interested in what that BSFH has to say next.

>>38859628
you're a good guy anon. Cheers.

>>38859628
Top kek

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>>38862149
Why are you insisting on being such a giant faggot to people you don't even know?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38865590
>not realizing that the sky is also below you

>>38859667
>tfw all girls have to do on tinder is post a few pictures of her face and body and not even be interesting in chat and the matches and attention roll in even if the girl isn't anything special
>tfw a guy literally has to formulate a plan for his profile, like which pictures to take, what order to put them in, who to take them with, what to be wearing in them (and to show girls aren't vapid sluts, have a shirtless picture in it), what to put in your bio, and how to talk in chat to be witty, original, and funny, and of course as well as being at least a 6 or 7/10 in the looks department or you won't get any matches regardless.
>and after all that, most of the girls you will match with have no interest in meeting up and are just doing it for attention


don't really see why guys bother putting in all the work. you guys are so thirsty for these whores

>>38865697

I just tinder for fucking around. These guys saying they've been laid via tinder are lying.

>>38865753
I'm a complete virgin and I wish I could use Tinder just for like "practice" with girls. Like, try to match with them and just have a conversation and see if I don't sperg out and can actually converse with one, or post fun conversations on here

Problem is that I'm so ugly and friendless that I would never get any real matches.

>>38865776

You get to show up more if you do right swipe everything. So you do. You get matches. Here's your choices-
1. Bot/Scam artist.
2. Landwhale.
3. Trans.
4. Hooker.
5. The actual cute girl that responds once or twice and then fucks off forever.

Tinder is terrible for hookups.

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>>38859445

>>38859637
Eh, I've had one gf who i dated for a year that I met on tinder. Other than that there is absolutely no reason to date off of tinder. Still not 100% though.

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>that first swipe of the day

this thread has made me want to get tinder now just to troll

>>38858881
>>38858827
It's a well known thing that on apps like that Chad gets 90% of the girls. There was even a study on that. Most women have had sex, while most men didn't. And those who did had a lot of it.
So yeah, if you want every STD that Chad spreads, go ahead, probably some broad will pittyfuck you at some point.

>>38859644
>>38859623
keep us updated on your progress

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>>38859745
>this is how I am socially

>>38865590
lol

>>38859628
>Jim profit

At least someone remembers....

>>38858862
I don't know man I feel like that's just not true. I've been on there a couple weeks since my breakup,

I've got one girl I'm seeing who wants me to call her daddy (I'm 22), another geekier chick who wants to play video games in her apartment on Thursday, and a cutie pie college freshman who wants to go apple picking with me for the weekend.

Just hold your spaghetti and have hobbies that are cool.

>>38859550
Can't you faggots talk to women like normal people?

>>38859745
>I did this and I'm skinnyfat 160 lbs. Matched and fucked an 8/10 chick who lives right down the road that very week. Have not used it since because she calls once in a while for a bump in her rump.
Nice. What body pics did you use?

>>38858827
Just become a grill desu senpai 80% of the time I swipe right I get a match.

What do I do if girls don't respond to my first message? I've had tinder about two weeks and have got ten matches, but only one of the girls ever responded to me. Even the two girls that super liked me never responded. Do I send another follow up? Do I just assume they all lost interest?

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>>38870515
>I've had tinder about two weeks and have got ten matches, but only one of the girls ever responded to me.
You're probably not attractive enough to cut it on tinder. Or you have really shit pictures. Your opener might not be optimal, but with so few matches its not the main problem.

Sorry senpai

How to I even message the cutie that I matched with? I cant bring myself to send anything. This shit is harder than lifting, brehs.

>>38870405
Trying to get new wank material of that anon faggot?

>>38870547
pff I spent a month before getting an answer, then things picked up after some reshufling of pics and changing a bit my bio. What >>38870515
is obviously doing wrong is the intro sentence fucktard. If he was too ugly he wouldn't have had 10 matches already

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>>38870764

>>38870547
If I wasn't attractive then I wouldn't have got matches at all m8, let alone super likes.

>>38870859
I can post some of my openings if you'd like, but pretty much all of them were funny, but referencing either her bio or something in her pictures.

>>38870780
>Trying to get new wank material of that anon faggot?
Just trying to check what kind of pic would draw out an 8/10.

And I've got >>>/hm/ for that

>>38864564
"y-you too"

>>38870764
Just do it and if you fuck it up, learn why you fucked it up. You'll match with more women. There will always be more women. What changes is how you improve your interaction with them.

>>38871124
I guess you're right anon. It wouldnt be so hard if she actually had any useful information in her bio, but such is life.

Curse biology making me fall for Tumblr colored hair

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>>38870859
>10 matches already
>2 weeks
When you start swiping with a new account, you're placed higher in the cue and matches should roll in. 10 matches in two weeks is nothing, unless you live in a small countryside village

>>38870909
>I don't even average a match a day, and no one replies to my openers
>But I'm attractive, believe me
No senpai, the evidence points against you

>>38859445
Rolling

give her the archaeologist line

>>38871218
Bitches love alpha men who murduer tortoises

>>38871218
Kek, you toxic /r9k/ crossboarders are pathetic. Go back to your pisshole.

>>38859600
speak for yourself friendo.

getting their number is the way to let them know you're trying to get together. too many bitches on there wont give it out because they don't 'know you well enough', and that's a red flag and you can stop messaging them.

also its 100x less creepy to call them and meet up rather than over some internet app

>>38859622
>give me your number
>no

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>>38871454
I'm speaking from experience senpai. Back before I started working out, and took care of my skin, same thing as you happened to me.

Couple of years later when I got myself together and had some good pictures taken, and the difference is night and day.

But you go right ahead and pretend I'm from /r9k/ just because I told it to you straight. Post your pics and we'll know for sure :^)

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>>38871601
Ten to one you're a troll who gets his jollies by denigrating other anons on a Chinese cartoon image board, but here.

>>38859445
>>38859550
bumble is dead where I live

>>38859667
>taking women advice from a woman
shiggy diggy didgeridoo

>>38865697
Tinder is just a mirror of real life.
Women have the exact same advantages and men have the same disadvantages but online dating has highlighted this incredible difference

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>>38871637
I'm actually not. A troll, believe it or now.

Alright so you're pretty average-looking. Your pictures are shit-tier, and your bio doesn't sound exciting in the slightest

http://www.tinderseduction.com/best-tinder-pictures-for-more-profile-matches/
While it is autistic as fuck, reading this and adjusting my profile did wonders for me.

>>38871706
Yeesh, that's a lot of effort just to get some vapid sluts to pay attention to you on an app. I'd rather just pick up sluts at a bar or club desu senpai.

>>38872164
Im not him but jesus dude
Picking up girls requires massive effort no matter where you go, i havent personally been using tinder because there doesnt seem to be any chance of success on it but clubs are no better
The few girls who do go out are either already taken and chained to their bf for the night, already talking to some guy or simply too busy with her friends to have any time left over

getting pussy is hard mate, any edge you can find is worth taking IMO

>>38872238
>Picking up girls requires massive effort no matter where you go

That hasn't really been my experiences. I've had little luck online, but IRL I find it pretty easy to pull women. I agree that bars and clubs aren't easy necessarily, but it beats spending that much effort on fucking tinder of all things. And meeting chicks in clubs or just out and about isn't hard either if you're not afraid of rejection The hard part is finding good women, and keeping them.

>>38872276
Clubs being clubs for activities, such as hiking or climbing. Not dancing clubs.

>>38872276
Ive had several hobbies, the ones that stuck were martial arts and i have experienced no such thing
Girls seem as far away from me as we are from the sun honestly and nothing i do can bridge that gap

Ive had a gf before and spent alot of time in a relationship because i had a general idea of how bad single life would be and i can honestly say it was worse than i ever imagined
I mean ive gone almost two years with no sex and there just doesnt seem to be any sort of solution to my problem.

My exgf wanted to fuck once every six months, nagged constantly and was overall mean to me but i can honestly say replacing her at this point in time seems impossible

I cant understand how you guys think pulling girls is easy, ive like met two girls in this time who were single (out of maybe 150-200) so what do you do about that shit?

>>38871637
>If you're brown I'm probably down

>>38863743
Damn really? You're only 19 and fucking a 29 year old on POF? I need to get on this shit.

>>38867473
Just a newfag trying to get banned, kiddo

Only been here a couple years

How do you folks initiate conversations with matches with no bios and photos that give you nothing?

>>38865590
kek, post the reply OP. I wanna see how that goes

>>38868036
>wants me to call her daddy

>>38859868
>"your eyes are like a thousand butterflies in a sea of milk"

Poetic gold

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>>38873098

just say anything. throw some shit and see what sticks.

compliment hair, quote harry potter, send GIF, ask her what she's looking for on tinder

or failing any of that, hey how are you.