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>>39619838
>tfw intelligent, but still doesn't know when to use 'to' and 'too'

>>39619859
>tfw to new to get the joke

>>39619859
That's part of the meme

Abs are half genetics.
You lost already. Sorry op, focus on everything else.

you have no ab muscles most likely

>>39619749
train your abs harder and bulk, then cut

Drugs

Fucking your mom

>>39619702

But that would make you even more sensitive to life when you're sober

nothing bro, you're done

Try harder next time

>>39619532
about what? immigration, women voting,...?

What do you mean by power level?

Did you tell her that you're a kissless virgin or something?

i spent my teens and early 20s fat, started lifting and eating healthy 7 years ago

now im 30, 10% bf, dont plan on ever getting out of shape ever again

it'd be nice to be a 70+ year old that looks <50, can still push weight, has good skin and confuses everyone with their age.

moisturize your face everyday

>>39619514
Who is that fat old man?

>>39619504
I mean, oly girls are stronger than me cus I'm an oly noob, so yeh. Also some of the oly chicks are top tier qt.

>>39619504
ive yet to meet one, but sure, shed definitely be top 0.1% genetics

>>39619504
She would provide me with strong children, so yes as long as she was natty.

>>39619394
>Typing up aII these Iies to whiIe sitting aIone in the middIe of the night

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>>39619412
>he can't squat 7 pl8s

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>>39619394
you keep increasing the plates.
every week.
no pic
requests pics.
started to like you.

>>39619213
Yup.

>>39619213
kinda wondered that myself when I was gulping down my bf's load last night.

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It happens faster if you have a gymbro.

>First day; Sign up a year long gym membership as the cutie receptionist says good luck, "you too" reluctantly leaves each others mouth, It has begun.
Awkwardly eye what gymbro is up too and if he's doing lifts right, looking down when you pass each other with skelly shame. Set up a time to get to the gym and leave with a fuel efficient carpool, listen to "WORK WORK WORK" on the radio with no talk otherwise.

>First week; Arrive at the gym and screech hi to the receptionist. Start seeing other familiar faces at the gym, small confident pats on the back while the other is benching 90 pounds. Meetup at the gym desk at designated time to evacuate, plug in aux cord during the ride home playing consensual daft punk.

>First month; Confidently pass the receptionist with level 34 evasiveness score. Others notice the gymbro relationship and respect it. Casually walk around the gym doing a normal routine alternating with gymbro as you switch stations. Last five minutes you two spot each other on the bench (without cleaning sweat) and leave 2 minutes later. Play gym songs on the ride home to stay pumped and talk about gained weight.

>Third month: Piggyback each other into the gym and wave in unison to the receptionist. Gotta get some cardio up in here Cartwheel everywhere around the gym. Notice a new skelly lifter using free-weights in the counter, gymbro and I eat him to get strength as he was not in a pack. Extend gym time to one hour and half to catch other skellies for nutrition. Hum love songs on the way back home.

>Six months; Cartwheel into the gym as we hold hands, flipping of the receptionist. Pile of bones by the free-weights and 2 foot deep trench connecting the only stations you've used this year. Others don't show up anymore in fear of getting consumed. Get matching bench-press beds next to each other in order to observe peak form. Leave gym holding hands so skelly fingers don't take away blood from gainz.

>>39618855
Greek yoghurt
Eggs
Quorn if you're into that
Protein Powder

>>39618855

Red lentils are the shit. Add carrots, celery, onion, and black pepper and simmer it until it's a thick soup.

>>39618896

>healthy prep meals
>eggs

>>39618855
Honestly I would go vegetarian in a second if there was a good replacement for chicken. Chicken is the ultimate bodybuilding food.

>cheap
>healthy
>tons of protein
>can flavor however you want

If there is any easy chicken substitute please tell me. And please don't say tofu, I don't fuck with soy

>>39618736
Leave California

>>39618736
That's the result of females not caring anymore and feminism telling them that they don't need to look good for men. Whereas we still need to be chad to get a 6/10

>>39618784
>implying Cali is worse than the rest of the nation

I lived in Orange County for 10 years and then moved to the Midwest. There are 1000000000x as many fatties here, it is awful. In California people actually seemed to care what they looked like, here there seems to be none of that.

There may be a lot of fatties in California; but, per capita they are WAY better than most of America

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>lifting for girls

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>>39618725
Good for him.

>>39618725
I don't want a girl with the kind of mental damage that makes her want to feed someone until it kills them.

>>39618411
Dynamic Himalayan Elbow Meditation

>>39618411
The hand up swing

Mutual shoulder-downers

>>39618061
>that skeletal wrist

I hope it's your first of like 5 jars for the day

>>39618061
>using the less fat version
Peanut butter is your fats and proteins

>>39618061
Ur pb looks like mustard senpai

will you be my gf op

>>39617966
Or you can grow up and peel an egg in 3 seconds instead of wasting a minute with your method?

>>39617981
OP's method gets you a perfect peel instead of peeling into the white and yolk like you can get when peeling a hot egg directly with fingers.

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Gonna post this before anyone else

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>being granted powers of an apostle
>natty

>demonic powers granted
>Demon genes
>Natty

Got bad news for you anon