/fit/ do you meet the bare minimum requirements to date an average woman in 2017?
>tall
>muscly
>dark hair
>naughty drug dealer
>sweg car
>few tats
>big dick
>must worship them
jfl if you don't fit all of these and more
>born a blond male
Why must I be cursed?
>implying one random slut's opinion matters
>>40344043
>must worship them
so she wants a tall, rich, handsome beta
Ok
>strongman is the most manliest sport atm
>you cant even compete if under 6'4
>Watched a strongman competition where this short fucker was going at the atlas stones like no one's business
>He couldn't finish because he was too short to put the last one on the pillar
Please don't bully manlets. They have their entire lives left to suffer.
>tfw 1.82m
>kill me now
>>40343718
Boxing and mma are the manliest sports, get your non contact sports outta here
Is this gyno or just fat?
If I lose weight will it go away? Will my nipples come down to a normal size or stay the same?
Only one way to find out.
Gyno or not you will probably end up with loose skin around your nipples anyway
Do you guys think this bit of chest flab will disappear if I drop more bodyfat. I'm already 160 at 6'0 ft tall. I'm afraid it will still be there if I get leaner. Literally the only fat left is my belly and chest.
is this ppl okay?
>>40343453
Switch DL to Pull day
Add another exercice for legs
>>40343453
leg day weak brah
>squats and dl once a weak
PASS
I am an ugly fat faggot that was lazy all his life and suddenly woke to the reality that no grill wants ugly lazyfaggots like me. Recommend me a workout routine please
SS + GOMAD
>>40343338
You need to work on your neck bro. Buy some rope, learn how to make a slipknot, and tie it from the ceiling. Put your neck in the rope, and make sure your feet can't touch the ground. Do 5 sets of 5 minutes in the rope each, and you'll be shredded in no time.
Stronglifts 5x5
dem gains brah
>just don't eat much and exercise at least 3 times a week
why is it so hard to do that?
>>40343332
it's not hard.
people are just weak
>>40343332
is that a chick ?
also are thermogenics a meme?
rate me fit
disgusting/baldfag
Prime example of how lifting won't fix an ugly face lmao
>>40343417
thats actually kind of depressing
Thoughts on the Smith Machine?
I only have room for one powerrack/bench combo in my basement and I was considering getting it.
>>40343167
don't get it
If you have the money for it then you shouldn't get it.
Why not buy a normal rack you fucking faggot
Is making it really worth it?
Men spend their days lifting, grooming, practicing discipline, and for what?
The best reason I can probably think of is a gf, but these days no woman I've come across has moved me in any way, they're all boring and uninteresting. I have yet to meet a woman with the same amount of passion as a man, and this seems to be inherently true, wherever I go, with few exceptions.
I don't think anything could compare to the comforts of food, could you anons tell me what makes you choose this lifestyle, what makes you think this is worth it? What could be stopping you from ordering a pizza and lounging around?
>>40343143
date men then you stupid faggot
it's just a habit that i actually enjoy at this point
go a few days without training and i just don't feel right
i don't know what the fuck you're talking about
i didn't start lifting for women, and i don't lift for women now
i lift because it's fun and i like being buff
Does anyone here workout while sick? I don't because I'm a pussy, but my friend recommended it, to "push yourself to the limit."
>>40342967
Your friend is an idiot.
>>40342967
I should clarify, I don't mean vomiting sick, but rather cold/flu sick.
it's not recommendable. while you're working out, your defenses become weaker. normally, a cold only attacks the lungs and respiratory apparatus and gets contained there. when your defenses are lowered, it is possible that the infection reaches vital organs or other parts of your body, like the brain.
Hush, don't wake the sleeping Russian from his natural habitat.
thats actually brilliant, training your grip strength and making back gains while you sleep
know i know why the commies are miles ahead of us
>>40342950
This is a good shitpost, OP. Bumping.
WAKE THE FUCK UP BORIS
Biggest lies/memes in weightlifting thread.
I'll start:
>"all you bro"
>ALL ME BABY
>LIFT BIG TO GET BIG
>>40342866
why would you post this dumb anime picture and not contribute to the thread.
The 'SS is a meme meme' meme
>>40342875
>ss is a meme
Is there a significant difference between all these whey powders? Can I just buy the cheapest one I like the taste of providing it has isolate and concentrate in?
>>40342821
Buy unflavored in the largest size you can find for the cheapest amount of money and put your own 'flavor' in it, or just be a man and drink it straight, mixed with water, and stop being a baby about this 'flavor' nonsense. You don't use whey for fun or pleasure, you use it for what it does for you. Stop pretending it's 'fun food' and just get unflavored and like it.
>>40342821
some whey powders have bcaas mixed into them.
also many cheaper whey powders use soy protein as filler
also artifical sweeteners and shit.
check out the reviews on labdoor (https://labdoor.com/rankings/protein) to find one in your price range that doesn't contain too much shit
>>40342906
b...b..but I want it to taste like a strawberry milkshake and remind me being a kid. I suppose you're right, it's gone within seconds anyway.
>>40342912
ty, this looks good
Is it acceptable for /fit/ males to go for the rugged, long haired look?
I like the idea of having long hair, but I see several major points against it:
It's not professional in the workplace
It looks girly
It's a bitch to take care of
It's a marginalizing look
What says /fit/?
i love when my boyfriend pulls my hair when we fuck
No it is not acceptable. Whenever I see Men wearing a haircut besides the buzz and the hitler youth I immediately go over the Men and scream at them like a rottweiler that their haircut does not fit my politicized fashion. This asserts my position as the Alpha.
i like my long hair. you should give it a try. worst case scenario you cut it
>the gym twink always takes a break when you get to the gym
Why the FUCK do we even pay him if he never does anything and barely ever grabs anyone's ass?
>>40342734
>The plate boy keeps taking your weight off during sets and still asks for tips
>>40342734
>Squat Rack fee goes from $.25 cents to $.75 cents
>tfw you're doing dips and you forgot to bring tortilla chips