/fit/ do you meet the bare minimum requirements to date an average

>born a blond male
Why must I be cursed?

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>implying one random slut's opinion matters

>>40344043
>must worship them
so she wants a tall, rich, handsome beta

Ok

>>40344043
>sweg car
wut?

>>40344218
at least all the azn and brown girls are into you because you're exotic

even here in london i never see any blond people

>>40344043
>those disgusting bolted on tits in her picture

yeah no thanks

>>40344307
>even in London
>London

There's your problem. I think it's bad living in the north of England, never mind mudslime metropolis

>>40344307
Azn girls sure but I never get brown girls.

/r9k/ shittery should be contained and banned everywhere else. You and /pol/ are responsible for 4chan's decline in quality.

>6´4
>Good frame

>tfw born ginger

Fucking cursed I tell you

>>40344362
he does not exclusively browse /pol/, /r9k/ and /fit/, the only relevant 4chan boards

>>40344396
sorry i forgot the meme arrow
>my point still stands

>>40344396
Too relevant if you ask me. Brings too many ironic memelords. Cancer.

>>40344043
You be all those things according to her. Girls are lied to more and also more likely to hear things. You have to recognize she thinks she'll find someone with all those things because she's already been with someone who convinced her he fits that description and honestly he might believe it. The bigger you can grow your ego while staying anchored enough in reality the more people will actually hear or listen to you talking yourself up and believe it.

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>born platinum blonde
>hair slowly goes brown throughout early teens
JUST KILL ME

>>40344043
>wants to get with a drug dealer
would not touch with a six inch pole

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>>40344396
>/pol/
>relevant

>>40344342
how do i get brown girls?? I live in sydney btw

>>40344396
Pls go back to your containment boards

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>>40344485
>Father was a blonde kraut with green eyes, 6'
>Mother is a latino with dark hair and brown eyes, 5'4
>tfw I have dark hair, brown eyes, 5'9 and look more like my mother than my father in every aspect
>only thing I got from my father was his straight teeth
at least you aren't me fampai

>>40344805
them latino genes are pretty dominant tbf

>>40344284
>sweg
>spell is backwards
>gews
>jews
She basically wants an investment banker who isn't a manlet beta who also drives a ferrari

>>40344043

>Must worship me

I think I'll pass

>>40344393
Fuck you fag, shit isn't that bad
>t. 6'5 ginger

>>40346253
Imagine being a ginger ao big everyone can see you are a ginger. Doesn't matter where you are people will always say, damn what a tall ginger. And instantly lose respect. If you were a manlet gingeryou could atleast hide.

>>40344342
Do you mean indians/south east asians/arab types? Far less willing to put out than yellow Asians

>>40344043
OK well i want a women with these features
>tall
>fit
>light hair
>fantastic cook
>loves kids
>no tats
>3 or less sexual partners before me
>must aspire to be a perfect housewife

>>40346253
London?

>>40344218
thick blonde hair is probably the nicest hair a guy can have. I have dark wavy hair and I'm jealous all the time when I see blonde guys with nice hair

>>40346842
You want a pedophile?

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>>40344043
>tall
No
>muscly
By her standards probably
>dark hair
Yes
>naughty drug dealer
No
>sweg car
No
>few tats
No
>big dick
No
>must worship them
No

Guess I must date below average.

>>40346842
At first I thought it said fantastic cock. This board...

>>40344218
>>40344393

is this elementary school? no one actually gives a shit about hair color.

>>40346898

hairlet detected

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>>40346913
I have thick, healthy hair.

The fact that it's blonde doesn't make me a hairlet.

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>>40346797

>>40346860
Are you Canadian or something?

I love cats, it doesn't mean want to fuck cats

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>>40344043
>naughty drug dealer

>taking the behaviour of one woman and applying it as behaviour for all the other 3.5 billion women on the planet

we have this thread every hour

>Light blonde hair
>Starts thinning
>Looks like I've been balding for years because my hair is so fucking light you can see through to the scalp

If hell exists it's something like this.

>>40347093
hahah good luck with the no eyebrows look too

>>40346842
>SEXUAL PARTNERS MORE THAN 0 IS TOLERATED

lmao cuck

>>40347093
what is hair dye

>>40344043
>sweg

What is this?

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>>40344445
>The bigger you can grow your ego while staying anchored enough in reality the more people will actually hear or listen to you talking yourself up and believe it.
This completely went over my head. Please explain how I into this.

Not being insecure and a total autist is one

>>40348610
As long as you can convincingly lie about your standings, without falling for your own lie and keep your wits about you, you should be fine.