>the gym twink always takes a break when you get to the gym

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>>40342734
>The plate boy keeps taking your weight off during sets and still asks for tips

>>40342734
>Squat Rack fee goes from $.25 cents to $.75 cents

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>tfw you're doing dips and you forgot to bring tortilla chips

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Tfw when the satellite goes out so you're stuck doing cable curls

>refugees get free gym membership
>they keep giving the designated lockerroom fuccboi HIV

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>gym officer pulled me over for speeding at teh treadmill
>Tfw fell for the cardio meme

No matter how many times you work the chest you'll never open it without a key

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When the barbell is cracked so it doesn't ring anymore

>smith machine runs out of steam mid set
>have to shovel coal for 15 minutes to get the pump back

>>40344386
>The Liberty Barbell

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When all the plates are full

>>40344021
Okay, this got me

Am I supposed to tip the gym twink?

>doing curls in the curl rack
>retard starts doing sit down stand ups with at least 2 plates on each side of the bar

>>40347054
You're allowed more than just the tip in the gym twink.

>when the gym receptionist gives you a uniform that's XXL instead of XL
is she trying to call me fat?

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>>40343860
>$.25 cents

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>Doing dead lifts
>Still alive