Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 4434. page

>>17401130
>>thinks that economics is a good idea
Where do I start...

>>17401134
Seriously .
>JUST
Fuck, even if you go to U C you're still going to be fed neo-Keynesian / monetarist trash. If you're going to college at least get a fucking degree and not something you can learn for free at mises u in a week.

>>17401200
Doubling with finance. Many banks and such hire people with such backgrounds

>>17401096
You can just sign in to discord as a guest and enter the number

time warner?

>>17401055
Tyco Simplex-Grinnell

>>17401050
If you're unemployed, sure. If you have a job already? Absolutely not.

File: 1467114962404.jpg (41KB, 800x596px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 800x596px

how old was ur sister then. if u where equal same age they fucking overreacted omg. also thats a stupid reason to kill yourself.
But then again life is pointless anyways.
Guilty? LOL. Seriously that was when ur 10 m8.

>>17401065
5-6 months younger. My mother was molested by her dad when she was really young, so she took the situation to the next level i guess.

File: 1467114231817.png (482KB, 675x631px) Image search: [Google]

482KB, 675x631px

>>17401073
What the fuck. Why do you even feel bad. Also ever talked to your sister about that? I had a female friend when i was younger and she was a little older(i was 10 and she was 12 or something like this) . Then when she stayed overnight, she always got into my bed and i hugged her while holding her chest.
Its an experience you had once. Every experience you have made when you where a child has made you into the person you are now. Its a really stupid reason m8. I give you an advice: if you can, always go into higher education and do a job that you think is fullfilling.

Why are you moving out?

File: 1469555848145.png (149KB, 499x499px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 499x499px

>>17401023
Aldi's is your friend. If you dont have an Aldi's nearby, go to the nearest Wal-Mart/Piggly Wiggly/Whatever

You should really only for one person need about $100/month for food. I was able to budget out a healthy chicken/beef/veggie/rice/beans on hand always, and there are many ways to prepare even just those cheap food items I mentioned. Rice and Chicken mixed with a can of mixed veggies can save you waiting for Paychecks, being barely $1.05 a serving.

Invest in a Water Filter, drink fuckloads of water/green tea to curve snacking. Plus you'll lose weight.

Try to be stingy and cheap for a while until you have decent savings. Fuck weed, booze, partying, just be responsible for atleast a steady 4 months, buying only necessities. I guess Internet is a necessity.

>>17401037

i want to be independent from my parents. i went to uni because of them and realized it was a huge mistake. i wanna move out to write music with a friend since we've already hadnsome success. i cant record music 24/7 at home and my parents always nag me to spend time outside of my room even though im working. basically, i just want to do music for a awhile and if that fails then ill go back to study.>>17401037
>>17401037

I can't really follow what you said. Who did you joke about that to? Who texted who, and what did they send?

>>17401027
Not OP, but that really wasn't hard to follow.

>be OP
>be 6 months ago
>get into fight with girlfriend
>go and stay with friend
>joke to friend about sleeping with friend's girlfriend's roommate
>text friend's girlfriend telling her to send her roommate over
>change mind and go to sleep
>still feel guilty about it

im sorry i texted his girlfriend joking to send her roomate over and then said no. the girl wasnt even home but i feel bad for even joking it

File: ye.jpg (183KB, 600x458px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 600x458px

Are you a girl or a boy? It depends on this greatly. if you're a guy then I'd lose the bangs.

>>17401125
I'm a guy. I don't know shit about hair styles, maybe next time I go in for a haircut I'll see if I can get my bangs cut shorter.

>>17401014
slick it back
go see an old male barber and let him fuck your shit up
(he'll know what to do to your hair based on your face shape)

Stop being stalky

My gut instinct is to say "bad idea", but I'm currently with a girl I met eight years ago on a goddamn Zelda fansite, so maybe I shouldn't throw stones.

Instead, I'm gonna say - just try talking to her. Don't give her a love confession or anything like that, that is an extremely fucking bad idea. Just casual conversation. Ask her any questions you might have about her.

That said, be careful that you aren't putting her on an undeserved pedestal.

>>17400999
>I don't want to message her and come off as an orbiter

You basically are at this point since you think she is "perfect" and you don't even know her on a deep level.

Don't pursue some girl across the country you barely know

how long has it been since she last sent a message

>>17400983
Almost 24 hours

>>17401049
Jigga chill. If it doesn't happen it doesn't happen.

Don't focus on that focus on taking deep breaths slowly. Just give it a minute you'll be fine :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwOqk77N_qE

>>17400968
How long is a typical high. I usually never smoke.

File: ..webm (1014KB, 1280x544px) Image search: [Google]

1014KB, 1280x544px

>>17400957
Not enough info but does weed make this worse? How much do you smoke? Has it always been like this? Are you shitposting?

>>17400951

VC andrews said that she read so many books that she could never read another book again. then she started writing htem.

i had a similar experience, after reading sixty of her books in one year it broke me. now i rarely read. picked up my first book in like 4 years, buffy the vampire slayer adn philosophy.

for everything else i do audio books.

Your interest and/or attention span for anything works kind of like a muscle. You need to exercise it. Even though it'll be difficult at first, regular practice is the trick.

It's okay to start out with only reading a few pages at a time, so long as you do it regularly. Make a habit out of reading every day, stick to it, and gradually increase the number of pages you read per day.

>>17400951

Stalin read constantly 600 books a year, I believe.

I had a history teacher who read 800 books a year, kept a list of every single book he read and helped the presidential campaigns of 4 different presidents.

He was so fucking eccentric but man he was interesting as fuck.

File: 1465743044636.jpg (100KB, 500x666px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 500x666px

>>17400949

Alright Red Shoe Diaries, I'll tell you:

My girlfriend of 5 years found out I was cheating on her with some random slut I found online.

This wasn't the first time she's caught me; it's happened two other times as well. Once, she came home from work and I was just finished fucking her. She came in saw her and demanded that she come along as I take her along. I got her under control from when I got back she was tossing my shit off the balcony.

But I digress; when she found out that I was cheating with the most recent girl she filled the fuck out and I got angry and admitted that I've been seeing another girl I met at college for the last 18 months.

She gave me a week to move out; I found a guy in a super nice area, with a super nice house and rented a room. I had no room to take any of the furniture that I had bought (which was all of it) or the new carpet that I had laid or any of the other countless things I had spent my money on in the last 5 years.

I'm not bitter, I made my bed and I finally had to lay in it. This was in January of this year. I looked at her twitter once a few months ago and she got a "hot" new neighbor who is totally her type: a brah/rockabilly guy, in all honestly he's slightly better looking than me.

I'm happy for her and I'm happy that I don't have to worry about her and her job, friends, drinking problem, money problems and MANY health problems.

I've lost 20 pounds, my hair stopped falling out and I haven't had sex since March. Now I'm saving every fucking dime I make, going to fix my credit and never date or marry again.

I'll meet girls that interest me and fuck them but no serious relationships and never marriage.

Plus I got vasectomy a few years ago so no bastard kids.

I am finally Living the Dream; even if I was a horrible person for a long time. That's something else I'm working on too.

Fin

Just work on getting a real gf m8.

Bad idea. At best, you get laid and then your relationship is ruined. At worst, your relationship is ruined and your entire family shuns you forever.

File: 1469668116508.jpg (15KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 300x300px

>Drugging and alcohol is not an option

Also, I seem to have lost 10 pounds since I moved in with my sister at the end of June, but that might just be from general malnutrition.

Is it just tonsillitis, or do I have the cancer

>>17400946
>>17400981

I had strep throat way too many times when I was a kid, and that's how my tonsils looked. Usually both tonsils look like that though. Anyways, it's probably not cancer, but I'd get that shit checked out, you've been sick for too long. I wish mine had been removed, it reduces the amount of illnesses you can catch.

when are people going to stop making these fucking threads with pictures of the inside of their mouths

I don't want to see that shit.

File: immigration flow chart.jpg (2MB, 2448x1584px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2448x1584px

>>17400937

>>17401566
Why does the lawful permanent resident look like a /pol/ depiction of a towelhead

>>17400937
Here's a really bizarre thought. Could it possibly be that the US Immigration Service might actually have a website that answered these questions?