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Edging is fapping retard

>>17401391
This, edging is actually worse than fapping because it gives your body way more dopamine than if you just came.

I'm pretty sure this can be considered rape. Cops?

>>17401371
Call the cops and then be sued for all my money and then have my son taken?
Don't get me wrong, I thought about calling the cops but it would backfire spectacularly in my face.

>>17401399
What is it that makes you think the law would take his and his family's side? He's been raping and abusing you for a while now, and didn't have a problem doing it in front of your son. That's not favorable material in a custody case.

What is it they've got on you that you're so sure is so much worse?

>>17401336
Idk if this helps, but I'm also pretty tired a lot but it just gets worse very suddenly

Hayfever?

>>17401336
Sounds like some intense allergies.

Take Benadryl every morning, as directed on the box. See if that prevents/lessens the symptoms.

Also take it when symptoms come up to see if it counter-acts them. If it does, allergies are the likely culprit.

As for what kind of allergy, you have to go to an allergist and get tested to find out.

>>17401327
Smoke shop. Fake urine. Good luck, anon.

>ask a clean friend
>piss in rubber glove
>wear big (not baggy) pants
>maybe wear dickies loose fit?
>tape to leg

Use electirc tape. It doesnt make noise when you peel it off. You cant flush so make sure he pisses a good amount in the glove. Because you need some for the cup and some for the toilet to complete the ruse. Only risk is not having it be warm enough because the waiting rooms are usually cold on purpose amd they make you wait longer in purpose to fight this. Just tape it to your calf and sit cross legged enough to keep it warm without popping it. Mabe ecen practice at home with water?
Anyway it worked for me, 3 times. Only once did the technician do a double take on it but in the end it was all good.

Try a detox drink. Drink the whole bottle the day before, piss, fill the bottle with water drink it again, piss again, then fill it a third time and your piss should be clean. You can test yourself with at home tests to check if you'll pass. You can get the detox and tests at mosT smoke shops. Try to run and sweat it out over these 4 days. I have a couple of friends that swear by this technique. Good luck OP

Don't do it. She's your teacher.

Just do it, what's the worst that can happen!? She's not your teacher anymore

>>17401325
Was
>>17401332
I get that. Just don't know how to not make it awkward.

>Living meme

Kill yourself faggot

>Living meme

Kill yourself faggot

Everytime I see someone that is in love with someone and doesn't know what to do, I find them so stupid. I'm not trying to be edgy here.

Look, just think about the situation. Realize that the girl grabbed your ass, which is probably something you would never do to her because you're a beta faggot. I guess she sees that you're too shy to do anything so she started the dating process. Or she's a masculine attention addicted "friend". In that case you shake her off your tail. Just fucking wake up and realize that there's a girl that likes you, that is interested in you. ask her out on a date somewhere, like, just fucking taking a walk or something. Talk to her and shit. Small talk. Just be interested in her, ask her about what she likes, what she doesn't, what she does in her spre time, if she likes cats or something I don't give a fuck. If she doesn't show anything in return, she's either not interested or fucking stupid (or shy). In that case you fuck off outta there.

If you think she really likes LIKES you, then you go ahead and have more dates and spend more time with her. You probably won't have to "ask" if she loves you, usually everything works out on its own. Good luck.

I'm guessing you'd have to be psychic to know, but some input would be nice.

I assume because you didn't escalate after obvious signals. Could be teasing or annoyance, I dunno I wasn't there.

>>17401253
Go see a doctor. Get antibiotics. Even if you get them regularly you can get antibiotics to keep fighting them.

These pills have antibiorics...

Azon pills


Idk if its me that has a problem or the body

Go to a doctor. It might spread to your kidneys if you wait too long.

>>17401217
Wow, a tall good looking black guy with a big dick having issues with intamacy. Now I've seen it all.

>>17401217
I'm under the impression after talking with my female friends and coworkers that many women have a fetish for black guys but don't view you as proper bf material. It's the opposite for asian guys; they're seen as great husbands and providers but too small and fragile to be hot one night stands. I know this is a gross overgeneralization and that there are millions of women out there who don't think this way, but it is what it is.

I don't really have any advice other than to keep looking. There's bound to be some great match for you out there, somewhere, just waiting to be plowed by your majestic mandingo dong. But believe me, having a gf isn't all that magical after the honeymoon phase has ended. You'll be allright OP. Enjoy fucking basic bitches while you can.

hey OP,
few things, if you feel like you have to be in a relationship then you shouldn't be in a relationship. My 2 cents reading of what you wrote is that you should work on activities that build your self esteem, your putting too much emphasis on wanting someone else's social validation, just figure out how to be cool with yourself and expect nothing, otherwise your just feeding your own unhappiness by creating an unrealistic expectation and feeling it unfulfilled. Stop judging yourself, it doesn't make you any more attractive.

If I were you, double down on music, build strong platonic friendships, and learn to not give a fuck and something will come along.

>>17401198
You could look for someone who doesn't really want to be around much. I know a girl who has been in a long distance relationship with a guy who lives across the country for something like 15 years now. They see each other for a weekend once or twice a year, only talk once or twice a week. It's not a close relationship, but it seems to work for them.

You could try to find something like that I guess.

I like that variety of chicken, by the way. They're very friendly and affectionate, especially if handled as chicks.

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>>17401227
Lol. Do you raise chickens or something?

Also thanks for the story, something like that sounds perfect, it seems impossible to meet someone who wants that though. I'd even be cool with talking a little more than that if they'd wanted. Do you happen to know how they met? I've looked into online dating but everything seems to be only for local people and they of course want to hang out all the time and it ends up exactly the same.

4chin amateur life coaches, any of you there?

>>17401195
You tell him that you're very concerned about his mental state and urge him to seek therapy.

If he's acting violent or behaving in a way you think you're in danger around him (such as carrying a weapon) you should stay away from him and notify his family. Hopefully they will be in a better position (and willing) to get him help.

If you aren't conversant with the difference between "nigga" and "nigger", you should stop trying to use either word unless you simply don't care about being identified as being a shitbag.

>>17401267
nah he won't do therapy, he recons if he talks to them real they will put him in prison or the loony bin

his senpai is as fucked up as he is, old man be waving machetes around on the street at night
lots of drugs, he's not in the gang but his brothers is

and you go the wrong end of it man, we're both black
like he's from a real hood though and I'm in the suburbs so I don't claim to know shit

Tell him you are concerned. If that doesn't work, get authorities involved and they can make a sting for him to fall into.

>>17401185
Bumping for mutual interest. I have a similar case to op

>>17401185
Jesus Christ this happens to me too much. Not OP but just relating here. Like, I'm told I'm "handsome" or "good looking" or whatever but I just don't click with most women so they lose interest in me and I've failed in terms of conversing with them. I'm pretty sure I've got looks down but my personality just isn't like a robot like them. I don't have instagram, haven't actually used Facebook in years and rarely use snapchat and all these women care about are selfies and their popular media (shit music and tv/netflix in general) and their goddamn looks and shit. And mind you, I'm the same age as these women so its not an age thing. Im not much olser than these girls, if not, the same age. People often confuse that as my problem online when I talk about this issue of mine for some reason.

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>>17401225
Oh and bump

>>17401177
The most horrible part about it is actually that you tell yourself you can't stop, and thereby allow yourself an excuse to continue your crappy behaviour. You don't feel badly because you've convinced yourself that it's someone else's fault this is happening, and not yours.

It's your fault. The crap you are doing and inevitable fallout from it are your fault. Just accept it. Accepting it won't solve anything, but it's the first step to being able to solve things.

>>17401177
You can stop yourself, you lying faggot. I cheated on my wife that I was married to for 8 yeara, and girlfriend I've had for the last few years, and I know full well I could stop myself. We are both people of low morales but at least I acnowledge my responsibilty, and I've probably been cheating longer than you. Don't be such a lying faggot. If you want to stop, literally stop exerting effort into committing this action. You are going out of your way to make this happen, what the fuck is wrong with you. It's not a seizure or a heart attack. Your body isn't chemically dependent like a drug addict. Stop lying you dumbshit.

>>17401170
if shes on drugs, the hospital will pick this up in the baby and cps will immediately be notified.

if this somehow doesn't happen, just call cps

Actually, different sites are saying different things. I don't know what to do.

>>17401137
You're going to die.

Don't fuck with that shit.

>>17401145
I feel fine... I barely had any.