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>>17402193
> loves a girl
> buys her a dildo

>>17402193
Depends on the country. Some postal systems allow for a package to be mailed to her c/o the local post office address. Have her ask.

Let me guess, you have never met in real life and you are both underaged.

>>17402183
This is why the Good Lord invented internships. Major in English because it's fun, taking all the business writing and technical writing courses they offer because they're practical. Take side courses in business, just to get the vocabulary.

You can then legitimately apply for just about any office job in just about any field, with the solid basic skills and the ability to pick up any specialized knowledge on the job.

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>>17402183
Jesus Christ. High schools really need to take the sitck out of their asses and admit they know jack shit about the world. Same for colleges.

Anyways, as long as you aren't getting a _____ Studies degree you're fine. Yes I know about the stem meme, but it's just that, a meme. No degree guarantees you'll walk out of college and get hired permanently and full time with no experience.

So you should major in what you enjoy, but start thinking about a career. Don't limit it to your major. My girlfriend majored and English and took a job working in documents at a company. She moved up and did testing on medical devices without even taking calc. This is because most entry level jobs will train you if you seem like a good candidate regardless of your background.

If you can't find a job that explicitly says "internship" then do temp work over summer (I'd suggest taking classes until you're at the point where you can graduate on time with low risk). A lot of managers at firms (we're talking the old dudes) don't open up intern positions and just hire from temp agencies and recruiters. You have 3 summers which last around 3 months. That's plenty of time to find something that works. If you're comfortable, continue it during school.

Again, major in what you enjoy while investing in jobs that appeal to you.

You're greentext is shit btw.

Tell them you'll marry them

pubs

>>17402161
What do you mean by older? 30s? 40s?

write your own resume but read some guides first if you don't know how, google is your friend

>>17402141
Okay, thanks! Should I make multiple different resumes, or should I just stick to one? I'm looking for something that is an entry level job that isn't a mcjob.

>>17402143
just make one but make slight changes to it depending on the job you're applying to if you feel its appropriate, usually I'd just leave it the same and change the cover sheet though

I've heard that HR people don't even bother reading cover letters, but w/e who cares it takes 10 seconds to write one.

Sorry i ment which mayor i should choose and job path i should take.

unless you have family here immigrating to the US is extremely difficult

>>17402128
well you can go if you find a job i suppose?

>>17402073
>why do women like to have their ear lobe bitten during intimacy?
>why do women
My boyfriend loves that shit. It's not just women who love it, men do too. Also it's not that weird, especially when you consider the fact that there are men out there who get off on sucking toes

>>17402084
well Ive been bitten in the ear lobe and it does nothing for me.

now what else do you like to have done to you in bed, slut? i want to make my gf go crazy

im thinking of licking a peppermint candy, rubbing her nipple with it, and the blowing on it so as the peppermint oils evaporate, it provides a tingling cooling sensation. gonna try it on her clit too

I fucking hate hate hate that it makes me want to scream

I like neck kisses/biting though

Best you can do is try to find online french exchange pen pals. Perhaps email the french uni and ask their alumini if you can post something to the student body for language exchange.

>>17402083
After the experience of catfished by a French person I've met online, I don't know if I want to go down the path of "bonding" with someone you can never verify their identity of again

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>>17402072
French people are arrogant. I visited France several times, so I'm not just talking shit for no reason. I'm German, so even though they are our nighbours, the French are unpopular with the young people. I learned French at school and all of the boys in the class dropped learning it as soon as they could, mostly because they disliked the French, not even the lsnguage itself. Maybe try another language?

No, you should not. You should learn web design by yourself.

If you really did win 80% of your games, more than likely you'd be higher than you are now.

>>17402050
I haven't one 80% of my total games but 80% of my games as gn2

Some people are inherently more inclined to be spirited and courageous but the latter definitely holds up as a thing for me; as in i used to be a pussy bitch but now i just bite through it.

>>17401999
As long as the community is not the kind to plug their ears and scream at any thought that deviates from the community. Ideals need challenging to prove their validity. If you don't take any introspective look you take the risk of becoming a nut sipping the cool aid.

Tough if not impossible question to answer without providing context.

If you are a fragile person with a fragile mind, you should probably just stay away from aggressive and manipulative preachers.

>>17402025
I know... but I'd rather the specific not distract from the question I'm asking.

But to be a bit clearer: Say you are a part of the community not because of any sort of charismatic leader, but out of your own disposition or introspection.

I don't think I have a fragile mind, but I do wonder what the consequences might be of distancing yourself from "normalcy" even when the specifics don't seem threatening in themselves.

If I know anything, social psychology and sociology run the game. But I don't have a good understanding of them

Stop getting ahead of things. If you make your primary goal to get a girl, you will fail. You need to fix yourself first.

>>17401979
this

is WORKING wonders for me. in fact, im more interested in pursuing my career and life goals than having casual sex

It sounds like your "friends" are a bunch of hypercritical douchebags. Cut 'em lose and let those ties drift if you really think they're that much of an issue that just can't be resolved.

BUT

If you value their friendship to any capacity and really think you wanna at least try to keep the relationship somewhat intact, talk to 'em. Tell them it frustrates you and that you'd prefer if they'd tone it back. If they're really your friends, they'll listen and be more considerate. If they're the douchebags you've portrayed and don't stop, fuck em. You literally have nothing to lose by talking to them about it.

Also, join a club like a gym or something. Go out and talk to people. DO things that interests you in social environments. It will come, just don't be impatient.

>>17402016
This guy says the truth. And yeah, you should drop your "friends" as soon as you possibly can. I don't know what kind of history you have with these guys, but no friend of mine is ever given me that much shit on a consistent basis, and are then so hypocritical.

they sound pretty jealous of you.

try hanging with your friends 1 to 1 and not in a group... if they get shitty just confront them and say (reasonably - don't explode) it pisses you off that they insult you all the time. ask why they do it.

cutting a group of friends out sounds easier than it is, i have no friends now

Definitely poSsible to have fun and not get addicted. It's hard to get addicted to weed. It's honestly not that big of a deal. As for hiding it after, use some eye drops and get some cologne. Psyching yourself out and getting paranoid about the "dangers" will ruin your high and your fun. Just relax and have a good time anon

All the articles I read never present super compelling cases against it, usually culminating in a blurb about it being a gateway drug, but I know this girl doesn't fuck with anything besides weed. I'm literally being peer pressured but I'm also kinda okay with it if someone lets me know what the risks are REALISTICALLY. The pussy shit you find on Google on the topic is weak.

>>17401888
Thanks man. Puts my mind at ease. Any tips for the first time? How to avoid craving it or something?