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Most likely b8 but. You do realise circumcision makes the penis less sensitive and heavily reduces sexual pleasure. Phimosis may be a problem but that is a maybe and no reason to get a circumcision instantly.

If you would circumcise your boy but not your girl you should honestly kill yourself.

t. cut

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Just look up some porn dude. Cut cocks always look dry and stiff and need lube to function.

>>17403082

answer the following question with a yes or no. nothign else. okay? only yes or no.

are you responsible for her well being?

>>17403109
Nope

>>17403134

then your only option is this
>dump her
>alert her friends and family that you worry she may hurt herself

then never look back

Fuck OP. I don't have any advice to give but I sincerely hope things get better for you.

Gave me some perspective on my life.

>>17403046

that does sound legitimately rough, and i know nothing of the situation. that is really some tough shit and I hope it helps other people posting realize how simple tehy ha ve it.

you do have internet so the most i can suggest is start googling 'halfway house for disabled' and go from there. a website came up. with that in mind even if you cant find a place that will accept you for being disabled, you could likely fake being an alcoholic to get into rehab, save your checks for a few months, and move to somewhere a bit cheaper.

in hermiston oregon my parents had a two bedroom 'house' for like 600 a month. i say 'house' cuz it was one of those homes that arent really stuck to the ground, but arent on wheels either. you nkow the kind.

its a tiny box but it could be the kind of place you are looking for.

get into rehab or simply stop paying rent for a few months (if ur gonna move, you might as well let them kick you out) and then move to one of these places and find a roommate.

300 a month for your half of a two bedroom place should be sufficient.

>>17403069
How long ago was this? I'd love to live in Oregon, though moving would be an ordeal, but nothing I couldn't deal with, but I'd be sad selling my guitar and computer, but more than willing to do so. I want to live near the coast for some reason, so Oregon sounds so great

>>17403030

yes. you are dating girl s simply to 'give it a try' instead of on how you actually feel about someone.

>>17403043
I don't have too many friends who are girls. So how can I date someone without the purpose of 'giving it a try'?

For me it's just radical psychos, you are still better OP.

>>17403013

the problem here is that while you can get a job and just leave in a month, the chances of you getting one fast enough is pretty low. even if you got one this week they wouldnt start you til next week, etc.

go ahead an apply everywhere you can and if a place takes you, grab the cash, but chances are you wont get a job

>>17403012
Went to 7th best uni in UK to study theoretical physics. I don't think I am that smart. Sure I can pick up mathematical concepts a little bit better than my classmates but nothing special. Not sure how it is in US, but in UK, you need to finish two years of college (I think it is equivalent to high school in US). I took maths, physics, chemistry, and biology is first year and for my second year, I didn't maths, physics, chemistry, and further maths 1 and 2 (which are basically equivalent to the first year of uni in terms of difficulty) the reason I changed my subjects was because in my first year, I wanted to study medicine but during the end of first year, I realised I wanted to do theoretical physics.

For my college results, I got A(maths), and 3B (on the other three).
Didn't really write a good resume... hated the idea of selling myself to unis. Got an interview, I think I did good in it that's why I got an unconditional offer. And that's that.

I go to Yale. I did a shit ton of extra-curricular activities and wrote about things that mattered to me on my application. My grades were not absolutely perfect, but I was #7 in my class of 500 in high school. My SAT scores were good.

I think I might just be a good writer or something. Not sure why they let me in. They just liked me I guess.

ur a joke. get your priorities straight.

>>17402996
That's not helpful

>>17403151

its the most helpful thing you have ever read in your entire life. but you're too deluded to see it.

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I second this question. How does one become happy? Or even just content with life, not just going through the motions and getting through the day for the sake of getting through the day.

>>17402967

thats like asking
>is life meaningful?
>what is the meaning of life?

the answer is essentially: whatever makes you feel good. or in this case, whatever makes you happy.

do you honestly want to claim that you are so tragic that you've never ever been happy?

>>17402969

depends on what you like.

i enjoy my job very much. i have meaningful relationships that i know will end, but am grateful to enjoy in the current time. I have hobbies that fulfill me. when something 'bad' happens, i feel accomplished when i overcome it, instead of just sad.

Straight up, honey, really I'm asking
Most of these niggas think they be macking, but they be acting
Who they attracting with that line
"What's your name? What's your sign?"
Soon as he buy that wine, I just creep up from behind
And ask what your interests are, who you be with
Things that make you smile, what numbers to dial
You gon' be here for a while?
I'm gon' go call my crew, you go call your crew
We can rendezvous at the bar around 2
Plans to leave, throw the keys to Lil Cease
Pull the truck up front, and roll up the next blunt
So we can steam on the way to the telly, go fill my belly
A T-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welch's grape
Conversate for a few, cause in a few we gon' do
What we came to do, ain't that right, boo?
Forget the telly, we just go to the crib
And watch a movie in the Jacuzzi, smoke L's while you do me

>>17402984
Wish life were like song lyrics

and that I was a rich rapper

>>17403024
It's a general idea of how things can go down. You're with your friends, find a group of chicks and get some shots going. Party all night, and try and get to leave together.

The Peace Corps was formed specifically for people like you.

>>17402940
Isn't that volunteer though? I need to make a living man. I wanna be able to make more than just the minimum to scrape by.

>>17402965
You'll make a living (room & board plus a stipend, and I think a cash payment at the end to help get you settled back in the US). You'll obviously not be making much, but it meets every criteria you listed in your first paragraph.

>>17402869
Depends on the person as to whether or not they fade. But generally, yes, you get over it. It's especially "over" when you find your life partner and have no need for feelings about the past.

As for what you did, to make peace with it, you need to identify every place you went wrong and come up with ways to fix that behavior, so you never do it again in another relationship.

>>17402869

first and foremost, acknowledge that you are not unique. what you are asking is something almost every single human being has and will gone through. people break up. they think its the worst break up in the world. it never is.

if you can acknowledge that its normal, you'll realize life goes on... and you'll be open to letting it go on.


that being said, you will never forget it or lose the significance of it. which is good. you will love harder better faster and stronger as you move along through life and realize that this girl was only a blip on the radar. however those feelings will be there, they will just be more bittersweet and nostalgic. and you will always remember what you did wrong and try to use that knowledge to prevent similar things in the future.

at the end of the day you yourself only referred to her as a 'great girl'. half the population is female, so how many do you think are 'great'? considering how everyone seems to find someone to say 'i love you' to here and there, there must be a lot.

>>17402887
>>17402898
yeah you guys are right. ill learn from my mistakes and move on. i actually feel much better now

thank you

Probably a retail job with socially inept clientele.

Also, this board is for the discussion of series only, so kill yourself.

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>>17402822

>>17402822
>>>/out/

>>17402816

why?

>>17402866
Keep myself afloat. Food/gas/insurance. Purchasing books will be a non issue because muh yar har. Parents aren't making me pay rent. Yet.

>>17402875

again, i ask why?

you have a combined savings of 6k. you need 1.8k.... you still have 4.2k left over, a regular pay check coming in and virtually no expenses. yes, gas books food, but i said virtually. 4 thousand alone will cover you for an entire semester if its just gas books and food.

>>17402808
Yup, sure, why not. I don't see how age differences really matter. You're both adults so you can do whatever the hell you want unless it's illegal. Believe in yourself and screw society.

>>17402857
But he is at a different life stage than I am. And as most people think an older guy into younger girls is probably a creep.
I've never had a bf before and I don't know if others will judge me for having a first bf that old. I guess I am less mature than most people my age. Idk

>>17402865
Well yeah, you wouldn't probably be able to buy him anything he can't buy himself as a present, but then again, the matter of a present is showing you care. Also, as long as you have things to discuss, friendship, and hence, deeper relationships are possible. Others may judge whatever they want, it's not what you should really care about. Nobody smart enough wouldn't judge you. Just make sure he's your friend and is interested in you for things other than sex.

Subconscious

Pussy. Your body knows best.

this is actually a phenomenon that is very common in humans. I'm not exactly sure what it's called but don't worry it's normal!