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What's a good excuse for not coming in to work during an interview?

"I got sick and such" doesn't fly, I work from home. I also don't want to use doctor/dentist excuse, anything else is go.
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>>17399930
>not coming in to work
>I work from home

so basically you're going to a job interview while you're supposed to be working at home, and you need a way to account for the time?

>relative has eye appointment and can't drive because their pupils will be dilated, you have to drive them
>you have a blinding headache to the point where you can't even look at your computer screen (I know you said being sick won't work but that might, plus it's legit, sometimes when I get migraines the light sensitivity is so bad I can't look at the screen at all or I'll barf, it's not that uncommon even if you don't get frequent headaches)
or
>unplug router
>call work, tell them your internet is down, you're waiting for a guy to come fix it but they can't come til later in the day
>go do whatever
>come back, plug in router
>resume work
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more possibilities:
>bug infestation, you can't be around while they're fumigating
>power outage
>washing machine flooded (or some other thing that has to be taken care of right away or will cause significant damage to your home)

obviously if you work from a desktop computer, you have more options than if you're using a laptop that could be taken to a coffee shop.

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I've always been shit at school. It's not hard, I just get so distracted and lazy and tired. I'm 24, failed community colleges courses a few years back and never bothered to go back.
I wanted to do web dev. Had a mild interest in it since a long time, but barely dipped in and out of it. I know I can use sites online to get great skills, and I occasionally use those.
Every time I think about going back to school, I lose hope. I think:
-going to a psych and using drugs hasn't/didn't help
-my dad constantly says "if only you started sooner and did this when you were 18. *sigh* imagine if you were graduated already. imagine if--" I tell him it's pointless and to stop but he gets mad and says "am I wrong?"
-I feel embarrassed going back to community college at 24. Yeah I know there are older people there, but most are so young...
-Getting a bachelor's seems daunting. I thought of getting an AA just so I have something, but...
-What type of AA can I get that isn't completely useless? Only thing I wouldn't mind getting is a communications degree (in which case lol amirite) or web dev/computer science. Maybe business.
If there's any accredited online school that I can get a degree from that would be great but I feel like 99% of them are bullshit.
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OP, I can tell you one thing: This has happened so many times to people. They end up in their 30's working a fast food place or something equivelant for minimal wage and live with either roommates or often parents still. And it's all because they didn't go to college. Maybe they did, maybe they were good at it, but no, they dropped it because of the same reason as you. They got bored.

Well, I'm telling you that you're gonna have to deal with it. Get your AA at least or a BA. Classes will be boring. Be thankful that you find it easy. College > no college in pretty much every scenerio.
Get off your ass and go to college OP. Your dad says "only if you did this at 18." Sure it's annoying but soon he'll be saying "only if you did this at 24" if you don't get at it.

Better late than never. Godspeed OP
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>>17399927
Thank you, but another thing is that a lot of people say college isn't necessary, especially for web development. That I just need to have a few projects to show. I've also liked to draw, more so in the past, but I don't think I'm too shabby...

Or is this all hopeless hooplah?
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>>17399961
If you really think you won't need a degree for it, then do it now. Try getting an AA though at least in a general studies degree. You can't go wrong with that, and it's especially good if you're on the fence about things.

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how to deal with Anthropophobia
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You need to be able to rationalize your fear away instance by instance.
Of course this is not always possible or desirable; some people should make you wary.

You need to learn to better discern a person's intentions and merit.

What is the root of your fear?
What do you fear about people?

Any theater/stage actors in the house?

I'm in a long term troupe that I've been with for years, and in our new play, I've been asked to perform a nude scene.

Anyone have any experience as a model or actor with this sort of role? Any advice on handling nerves, boosting confidence, how to hold oneself....anything?
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age, sex, role?
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>>17399976
23
Female
Original piece.

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How do I get a girlfriend that looks like this?
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>>17399867
Look like this
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>>17399867
Be rich
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>>17399871
U wot m8

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I just turned 17. My mom is kicking me out at 18, as soon as she can.
I need to know some tips, books, to live alone. I can, and will work. But i do need help with food maybe... Maybe some nice diet to eat all i need. As i don't know shit about that. Taste doesn't matter. I want just what i need. Plus living alone tips. I'd really like to leave this place and i think/know i can. I am fully able to do anything. Please.
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The healthiest diet that costs less is tubers: potatoes, yams, carrots.

Also eggs, milk, cheese are cheap and healthy.


There's unhealthy stuff you can eat that's cheaper though.

More importantly, how will you make money? If oyou have friends, get them to split rbills with you. Study something that takes 2 years or find a job where they train you on the spot.
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>admitting that you're underaged
Now you can get kicked out of 4chan too
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Get a job now and start saving money. The most important thing is to learn financing. Pay your bills first and make sure you're fed before you ever waste any money. If you can avoid having a car, that'll be a huge money saver too. As for food, you can buy rice and chicken breast really cheap in large amounts.
I hope you're not one of those idiots who doesn't know how to do their own laundry and realizes all of the "little things" needed for living on your own, IE a shower curtain, a sponge for the dishes, trash bags, etc.

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Hey /adv/
I'm 23 years old no job no car nobody in my family really gives a shit about me to help me out in any way. I live in ny state and want to move out west. I don't know where to begin or if it's even feasible. A point in the right direction would be very appreciated.
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>>17399851
Help you how? Sounds like they're letting you live with them for free you ungrateful little shit.
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>get job
>save up money, atleast $5k, preferably more
>line up a place to live in western city of your choice
>when you get there find a job asap
It's hard to do without a support network and without a job lined up but it's obviously possible, people do it. You just need to have money first because sometimes finding a job can take a long time and without savings you'll be on the street. Being homeless is a real black hole.

What part of NY btw?
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>>17399861
>>17399910
I have no place to work locally and I don't have a car so getting to a job to save that mo eyes in not likely. Yes I have a place to live but with no work or anything to put my mind to. I find myself feeling miserable and useless. It has led me into spiraling depression and it cripples me daily. Was curious if there was any advice or knowledge on programs or something like that. I live in Rochester, Ny.

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I'm here to give advice on the topic of turning straight people gay.

A lot of people want to know how to turn their best friend gay. I have managed this and I believe that there is something to be learnt here!

Let me begin by saying that I used to be perfectly straight myself. But for about a year ago I met someone who complimented me in every single way. Little by little, and aided by anime, I realized that I liked him so much that I wanted to do perverted things to him.

I used several tactics that I will now share here.
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stop
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>>17399838
Don't stop
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>>17399835

First thing I did right was that I accepted the feelings. You can be just friends, or you can be more. But you can't be just friends and trying to be more. You've got to set yourself a goal, the way I thought about it was: YOLO! It is an opportunity to experiment, try something different. I don't think trying to be just friends would have been better, I think it would have made me a stuttering mess. Because supressing all those drives makes it really hard to make conversation, it is much easier to ride the storm if you know you're sailing in the right direction.

The second thing to keep in mind is that this is gonna take time. You're not gonna make someone accept taking dick up their butt in a week. It is like inception, you have to plant the idea and let it grow. There are several other types of intimacy that needs to be set in place before it gets even remotely physical.

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I'm bored AF.

There is like, nothing to do in life.
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I know. All we can do is commit suicide or go through our lives. Thanks to video games, anime and all media we are less bored now. Without it we'd rely on sports. Without that we'd have nothing but suffering to deal with and survival.
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>>17399848

yeah but i need a good career which pays me well so im working on that but school is taking forever, fuck

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So to make it short, I'm staying at a hotel resort and while I was in the pool this cute girl started staring at me, and she continued the entire day. After some time of manning up I started flirting with her ( I winked, smiled etc ) Now it's a regular thing that we flirt back and forth. How do I continue post flirting? Thanks so much
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Next time you see her, climb out of the pool, walk over, say hi, act confused when she laughs, realize to your horror that your swim trunks slipped off and pool shrinkage was in full effect, live out the rest of your life alone with the unfair reputation of tiny dick. It's not complicated.
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>>17399844
thanks
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Anyone lurking?

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I'm going out with a girl tonight who I've been friends with forever. How do I make it apparent this is supposed to be a date without making it weird?
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Does she realize it's a date? You can't declare it's a date mid-excursion, you have to declare it beforehand.
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>>17399822
There's goid chance she knows already; read the signs, make it fun and go in for the kill if the opportunity presents itself. Beware, however: old friends aren't always good couples. Best of luck.
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>>17399837
>You can't declare it's a date mid-excursion,

I just laughed out loud thinking about this.

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So I recently started playing The Phantom Pain, and I noticed something. I get really, really scared when I start sneaking. Heart pounding, sweaty, afraid I will get caught. How can I manage to not be so immersed, or am I one of the few that can actually be really immersed in a game? Pic related
>Me when I am literally hiding behind a door frame and a dude walks right by me, I feel like I'm gonna shit myself.
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>>17399806
That's not a bad thing. That just means that the game is doing a very successful job at creating atmosphere. I just finished playing Xenoblade Chronicles X and I felt an extreme sense of urgency during the last mission, even though none of the story is actually timed.
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>>17399832
Huh...never thought of it like that. The reason I asked is because I always get unnecessarily scared over such trivial shit in the game. I see all these videos of people running around with all those people around, doing really well, and I'm fucking shitting myself in a corner because I'm trying really hard to memorize guard patterns and stay out of getting caught. I want to calm down, but how can I?

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Hello /adv/, I was wondering if there's medfags out here or just general anons that know about this.

About 6 months ago, I read one of those creepypasta things. I wont get in-depth, but there was a group of friends that found you could stimulate waking up after passing out (without actually being knocked out.) I'm going to state how you do it, and for the love of God, please don't try this.
1. Take 10 deep breaths very swiftly.
2. On the last breath, shut your eyes, hold your breath, and wrap your arms around yourself (self-hug but tightly)
3. Your friend comes in from behind and gives the biggest, tightest bear hug he can manage.
4. Your sorry ass is knocked out for a few seconds. Friend should be holding you so you don't fall.
5. Few seconds later you wake up and you feel all jittery.
The effect is different for everyone. I usually felt like I was standing by a jackhammer (huge vibrations. Like turn up your bass ALL the way up in your car. That feeling.) Also, it kinda made my vision get blocked, like big blotches of black.
Here comes my part. I was doing this (prolly 3rd or 4th time that month.) I did this successfully - I woke up, feelin all weird and jittery, and my friend assumes it's okay to let go, so he does. A couple of seconds pass and then, according to my friends, I stared into space and passed out and fell, hitting the back of my head on the hard concrete floor. I woke up a few seconds later, and it hurt like shit for a little bit. I also had that jackhammery feel really bad for a good 30 seconds longer than I normally had it.
And past that point, if I get up from a nap, get out of bed, or as of recently, simply standing up out a chair after sitting for an extended time, I get exetremely light headed and my vision gets super bad again, like big black blotches obscure my view. I sometimes get vibrations in my body like I stated before but not as badly as if I actually did the passout trick with my friend.
This has been getting progressively worse.
Cont
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Cont.
As i said it's been getting worse as time goes on. Am i fucked for life or should I see a doctor? Am i overreacting?

tl;dr i stimulated passing out and got a minor concussion doing it and after effects have been occuring for months and getting just worse
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When in doubt see a doctor dumb ass.

could be anything or nothing when it comes to asphyxiation and a head bang.

My social skills are at the point where I do acceptably in structured situations, like at work. We talk about the news, pop culture, trips, or whatever brought us together. I don't make people uncomfortable in these situations but I don't make friends.

When everything becomes playful banter and witty jokes I completely fall apart. I just get awkward and flustered at behavior like that. I don't have any jokes and I don't have the social skills to respond to their jokes apart from a smile. They try to include me but I have nothing to contribute, so I feel bad because I become aware of what a social retard I am, I know they're aware of it, and that I'm making them uncomfortable. Sometimes I don't find them funny and feel like an asshole for it. I want to become friends with people but I end up becoming an autist who avoids eye contact, stays silent, and freezes up. I will become so anxious and uncomfortable that I feel I cannot move or say anything, I'm frozen, unable to move my eyes toward them or engage them. But I think even if I wasn't anxious I wouldn't have the skills to do anything about this. How do I gain them?

Part of what makes me uncomfortable is people will say something, like a joke or whatever, and then just stare deeply into my eyes waiting for a response when I don't have one beyond an awkward smile.

I've tried asking people questions about themselves, and while I'm interested the conversation just dies after their response. Or it ends up coming across like an interview. And inevitably I start freezing.

I'm lonely and have never had a friend so any tips would be very much appreciated.
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Anyone have advice?
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>>17399769
I know. your problem
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>>17399883
I have advice, I know exactly what you have.

What's the best way to convince someone to agree to get yourself killed?

I have a friend who made me promise I wouldn't kill myself, I've tried to explain him my situation but he doesn't understand or even want to listen, and I'm afraid of what would happen to him if I do it without his "consent"
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>>17399763
Stop being an Emotional parasite. You are clearly gunning for more attention rather than problem solving. Eventually he will stop caring. And then who are you gonna bother with your attention whoring then huh?
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>>17399773
How am I being an emotional parasite if the only thing I want is being sure someone will be ok??
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Dont be fucking stupid. People care about you and if you kill yourself you will hurt them. Thats something you have to accept. Just do it.

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