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I have a very big foot fetish and I never told my gf in fear of her being weirded out. I just only recently found out that my gf likes to be choked, and her biggest fantasy is rape. How do I use these to my advantage so I can do what I want with her feet?
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How do I get rid of introvert narcissism? I feel intimidated and depressed whenever someone one ups me either intentionally or on purpose. I hate this because it causes me to fall back on a academic level.

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Sometimes I go to the mall in wig and glasses, just so I can feel like I'm somebody else. Somebody important, maybe.

Is this normal? I just woke up at 2:30am, missing my ex so much I could die. And drugs. I miss drugs a lot.

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Why is abortion okay? Ive never thought about myself being a conservative on this issue but i really think its kinda barbaric how a child must die because some people cant handle it. Just help me understand it.
>inb4 parents do the right thing putting it out of its misery cuz the world sux

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Hi /adv/
I went to high school with this guy, and now he's in the same university as me. He's started talking to me at random, every day, acting as though we are good friends and making small talk.
He's a nice kid and I don't have anything against him, but he gives me a bad feeling, and frankly, I don't want to be friends. What do I do? I don't want to offend him or make him think there's something wrong with him, but he isn't getting my hints that I don't want to keep talking.

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I'm tired of meeting people and being friends or acquaintances for just a little bit. Is there a way to find two people that I can form a bond with and have a solid connection with. I'm 20 and want to have a solid base. So far life has been texting one friend to do one thing they like and another friend to do one thing they like. Or is this shit asking too much?

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I regularly jack off, maybe 1-3 times a week, and I frequently feel like I want to do it with her, I find her very attractive. I initiate much of the time (we live separate). Once we get going, however, I get bored within 5 minutes and just want it to end so we can get to the post sex cuddling. Right now, due to business, we get to it maybe once a week, but she would definitely like more. I can't bring myself to enjoy it physically and barely mentally -- I have never cum during sex with her, but I never have trouble getting hard (though after about 10-15 minutes I have trouble staying hard). I have a bit of a narrow fetish as well. As in, I can't get off to anything else when masturbating. Vanilla porn doesn't arouse me at all. We have tried many things but I just don't function like most males my age do I guess. I also did not start masturbating until I was 18 -- she suggested I try it.
I love her and she loves me, but I feel like I'm shorting her and she's sometimes forcing me into it and compromising like this will not end well for either of us. We have discussed this before and it may be reaching a breaking point. Do I have a problem? What should I do?

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This has been "growing" on random shit in my room. Wtf is it

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My roommate moved out a few months back and the dude he found to replace himself is a psychotic hobo that doesn't pay his rent

>living with a middle aged dude (we'll call him James) and the new dude who replaced my friend (we'll call him Steve), who is like 60
>Steve seems nice at first, but starts getting territorial first month
>pays his rent, so i don't really care
>second month starts drama with management at the apartment complex, moves my shit around, throws my and James' shoes out the balcony
>confront him about touching our shit, he gets defensive, but says he'll stop
>doesn't pay his rent second month, turns out the dude is unemployed (my idiot friend didn't even ask the dude if he had income before taking him on)
>the three of us are jointly responsible for the rent so James and I had to come up with his share to avoid eviction
>when he sees he on the stairs, asks me "so, did you guys get that rent thing sorted out?"
>hold back urge to disembowel him
>next month rolls around, doesn't pay this time, either
>I'm trying to get off the rental agreement and move out, but I need everyone's signature to get me off it
>Hobo Steve won't sign it cause he's living rent free
>After playing some legal chicken with management, convince the landlord to give us a 60 day vacate notice so I'm not stuck paying his rent for eternity
>even though I have two months, I move out almost immediately, leaving only my bed and desk since I can't afford a moving truck yet
>still gotta pay another two months rent, but at least it's over with
>or so I thought
>get text from James that hobo Steve moved into my room, using my bathroom and bed
>eyes go red, considering driving down and drowning him in toilet
>few days later (today) get pic related in the mail

/adv/, what the fuck do I do?

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After checking another $35 in losing lottery tickets and blowing through the inheritance money that was supposed to last me all year, I still cannot think of any other way to get to enjoy my life without having to work. There is nothing to rebel against or fight for. Its not a matter of wanting to be rich in itself, but I see amassed wealth or passive income without sacrificing my limited life time to "earn" it as the only way to simply exist on this earth unconditionally. Everything and every place is owned by something or somebody. I also lived my entire life in urban areas and was raised my an overbearing overprotective mother, the result being not knowing do to do anything for myself, thus I don't even think about being one of those 'off the grid' guys. I also have no cpacity to do anything productive on a computer except read short 4chan/blog/news/wikipedia posts, and consume audio/visual content. I don't even play video games at all. I hate being sedentary and stagnating, and love to spend my days on my feet walking around outside, spending as little time as possible staring at a TV, computer or cellphone screen. Only reason I'm still doing that a lot now is I'm waiting to win the lottery so I can travel often and have a comfortable home life, at present its a necessary distraction form the cognitive dissonance of believing I will win the lottery, but never yet coming close to it.

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>Male
>25
>Married

My wife and I lived our whole lives in Minneapolis until two years ago when we moved to Seattle for job I was offered. We moved because the job was an amazing learning opportunity for me and paid really well.

Now my employer has opened in office *in* Minneapolis and has offered to relocate me back home. I'd get to keep my Seattle salary too which is around $170k/year after bonuses.

Should I take it? Help me decide. What would you do?

Pros of Seattle
> Really great group of friends. We always have stuff to do on the weekends.
> Legal Weed
> Mountain and ocean recreation
> Better career advancement offices at my company's HQ and swaths of competitors.
> Climate
> Close to Portland and Vancover.

Cons of Seattle
> Will likely never be able to afford a decent house. If we are lucky we will get a condo or a very small house in a shit neighborhood.
> Seattle is full of rich yuppies and overpriced bullshit.
> Crowded. Traffic is terrible, there is nowhere to park, everything is always packed.

Pros of Minneapolis
> Will be able to afford a great house in a great location.
> Near family.
> Low cost of living means you get more interesting locals. You can make it on a modest income in Minneapolis, which leads to more authentic restaurants, art, etc.
> Better place to raise a family. My parents can babysit, my kids will be able to afford to live there when they grow up even if they don't land super high-paying jobs.
> Can afford to buy some rental properties for passive income.

Cons of Minneapolis
> No friends. My wife and I were both kind of losers in High School. Making new friends is really hard for me.
> Illegal weed. (My wife's dad smokes weed though. I could probably score from him).
> Less room for career advancement in a satellite office, competitors won't be able to match my salary. I'll be stuck unless I take a pay-cut.
> Climate

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Lets just right into this. Ages: 20
>Had Tinder for awhile never met anyone on it
>Stop using it, randomly get match with hottest girl yet (3 days ago)
>we texted a bit and I got her phone number
>we talked on the phone till 5 am
>She would fuck with me saying these sexy things, and moan... told me all kinds of these you wouldn't ordinarily say to someone first meeting.
>Had a solid convo, she was laughin n shit we all good.
>Came up with Saturday we will meet.
>That was yesterday, I haven't said anything to her and same applies to me.
>I felt like since we talked for so long i should give her some room.
Kinda regretting it right now.
Should I always been talking to her? is giving her room bad as such an early stage? I want to be relevant but not too relevant ya know?
lmk what u guys/girls think please.

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I've made a post about this a few weeks ago, but could use some help.

So meet girl a few months ago when visiting my friend's school. She was cool, a bit shy but pretty cool. We couldn't hang out much because of distance but we still talked quiet a lot. Last time I hung out with her, she was laughing at my dumb jokes, mentioned how I should take her to some restaurant, asked for my jacket and shared food with me. Over summer break we continued to text a lot but couldn't hang out cause she went back to her home state for a month. She's coming back in like a week and mentioned how she's ready to hang out and how she would get drinks with me. So all of this sounded kind of good. Then a friend of mine who's from her home state and goes to the same school as her asked her out and she said maybe and that she needs to think about it.

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The inner autist inside me thinks she's waiting to see how it goes with me, but the emo side of me wants to say nah she doesn't care.

How should I handle this. Should I just play it by ear and see how it goes with her and I, then possibly try to double down or just call it quits and try to distance myself. Idk, I'm going kind of full fit right now and have no idea what to think. None of my other mutual friends have any idea what she wants so fuck.

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What should I buy if I have $500?

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Would it be wise to hit up several of the girls that have rejected me in the past and collect information to see as to what my problem is?

Im sick of rejection. Ive always been told "you will get used to it" but no, that hasnt happened. I am 19 goddamn years old and i have never gotten a single girl to say yes. And its a combination of irritating, depressing, and frustrating.

Im not a male model by any means but i know damn well im not ugly. I am relatively fit, my skin looks good, my hair looks good, i dress well. Im tall. Ive got muscles. Broad shoulders.

So i really just want to hit these girls up and ask them straight up, what it was about me that caused them to reject me. It sounds beta, it sounds cringey, i just want to know. Guys that look worse than me are getting plenty of girlfriends and i havent had one.