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I recently ended up failing out of college, and I'm not planning on going back for six months, at least until I know what I want to do and study, because obviously taking things I'm not 100% about is not for me. Anyway, I've been unemployed my whole life, and i was wondering if anyone had any tips for job hunting, because I want to at least be able to save up money.
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>I recently ended up failing out of college, and I'm not planning on going back for six months, at least until I know what I want to do and study, because obviously taking things I'm not 100% about is not for me. Anyway, I've been unemployed my whole life, and i was wondering if anyone had any tips for job hunting, because I want to at least be able to save up money.
If you have an Amazon warehouse near you, you can get a job there. They hire almost anybody and without an interview.
It's a shit ton of walking, but you get paid $12.50 for 3rd shift and are full-time.
It's what I did because I was "underqualified" for burgerking.
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>>17406544
>tfw no qt 2D gf who can't grab a racket for shit.
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finding a software dev job 2016-07-29 13:09:00 Post No.17406537
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I got let go as a software dev. I have ~2 years experience, self taught, I have a IT associates degree. How do I find a new job?
I got the job from the first application and I was hired after 2 interviews.
So far I've been told "we didn't select you because of your education profile" and "not enough experience with technology x".
How do I communicate to the employer that I don't really care what tech they use and that I will learn and use whatever they want me to use.
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You could go to university
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I was retarded as a kid and barely made it through high school science classes and maturity exams. I didn't qualify for government paid uni education, hence the associates degree. I've also worked with uni graduates and they weren't substantially better at developing android, ios, windows applications and websites than me.
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I'm surprised you haven't been recruited yet.
Education usually doesn't matter.
>How do I communicate to the employer that I don't really care what tech they use and that I will learn and use whatever they want me to use.
You're not even going to get to the first screen like this. Do some preliminary research and teach yourself some new languages like Ruby. Make a Github account and contribute to whatever project you can work on or work on your own projects.
I work in recruiting.
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When I was like 11 I let a dog like my penis until I came.
I have kept this a secret for 10 years and I have been terrified I have caught an std from it.
My pee burns when I don't drink much water, or when I drink alcohol.
Please help.
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>I let a dog like my penis
click here to like this penis
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While I seriously doubt it is an STD, you most likely have some sort of infection, whether it be bacterial or whatever.
Stop letting dogs lick your dick. Theyre tongues are pretty rough.
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>While I seriously doubt it is an STD, you most likely have some sort of infection, whether it be bacterial or whatever.
>Stop letting dogs lick your dick. Theyre tongues are pretty rough.
This was when I was a kid 10 years ago.
I'm 22 years old and I'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl. I've been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I'm still a virgin. It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure. Within those years, I've had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.
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/r9k/ faggot, use it. They care about your shining, no one else does.
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OP, I didn't lose my virginity until my last year in college, and oddly I think giving up was what did it. When I decided to stop being so desperate to get and bed a girl, I must have relaxed in other ways and stopped giving off pathetic vibes. Because a 9/10 in one of my classes began chatting with me, just friendly-like, and we had coffee a few times and went to some campus events together - and somewhere along the line I realized we were a couple.
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i am 19 years male i have a problem sometimes when i look at my face i find myself attractive and good looking and sometimes i find myself so ugly what's the explanation o fthis is it serious
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I have the same problem. I thought it was about it being daytime or nighttime. But then I realized it was about the ambient lights, it can change your face's image a lot.
Anyone here that plays piano?
I had some lessons as a kid. I have a piano and a shit ton of sheet music. I can play decently but i want to get better. Do i just practice a lot or do i need a more systematical approach? Any online sources? I have no money for actual piano lessons
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I think the most important thing is to practice, but you should look up some videos on technique, like how to turn your hand, how to move your arms/elbows, etc. You should also experiment to find out what works best.
Be systematic about what fingers you choose, because one finger might work when you're playing a piece slowly but it might not be good enough when you start to play it faster. So if you start learning it suboptimal fingering you'll have to unlearn it to starting using a better one.
Mind you, I barely play the piano but I had lessons for 3 years so I have at least some feel for it.
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How the hell do i stop overthinking / worrying too much about the future, and start living for the moment?
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For me depression did the trick. I realized that in the end nothing that we do matters because we all die. People think "when we retire then we will live our lives" but when you actually get there you realize that you spend your whole life doing shit you didn't want to do and worrying about shit that didn't matter at all. When you realize all this then you just kinda start doing things you want to do and live day by day.
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Set goals and work hard to achieve them. Put aside time to yourself and allow yourself to shut your brain off for a moment knowing you've done everything you could to progress your life.
Putting aside time for other activities is important. If you work too hard and too often, you'll burn out. If you don't work enough you'll get caught up in worrying about your life.
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Practice being present in the momment instead of in the past (memories) or future (expectations).
How?..
For once, you can meditate. That's pretty much being in the present in whatever mod it comes. I won't lecture you on it though, since you can find MANY kinds of meditation online.
Read books that help you be present. One of them, for me, is The Power of Now by Eckhart Tolle, and The Way of the Superior Man by David Deida.
*there's one for women too, Dear Lover.
Whenever you find yourself worring too much, try to be out of your mind. How? Action. Do something, write, sing, jog, work... That puts the emotion in motion, depleting it's strength.
I have to point out that being present, like anything else, requires practice. You've been your whole life practicing not to be in the present moment, so time is needed to achieve helpful results.
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me complaining i guess..?
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My mom is a self centered person Who has 5 kids and one on the way. Im the Oldest She finally got rid of the 2 kids, and babies dad.But now I have to water them like I'm the second Mom, but I have to do that even since I was little.. Whats the difference I guess.. 2 days later, she brings home some man just before 7am. Probably some guy from work. I asked who's coming and she told me mind my Business And brung the kids Upstairs To her room and told me to go to mine. I Did. Now us kids fall under 4 men. the 2 kids at the end and the one on the way have the same dad. The rest of us 3 have different dads. I don't know why I'm doing this but.. I guess I just want to Complain.. Whatever I do, she is never pleased No matter what I fuckin do. I'm kinda a loner and have bad anxiety and depression. I can't tell her because of how she is. School is coming and I cry about it because I just really dont want to... I'm Awkward And I just hate people.. Lots. I had to go to this school thing and I had Panic attacks Here n there. I told my mom and she just laughed in my face and said " lol what? I hope you didnt be like oh I'm having a panic attack hahahahah omg " she thinks she's still a teen or something. She keeps clothes she knows damn well she can't fit. Keeping party clothes ( she shouldn't have ) and be like " I can still fit them " shit. Right now we don't have any food. Idk when shell go get some. We can make a grilled cheese or peanut butter and jelly sandwich, that's it. Not sure what to say next but yeah
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Are you black? Are you 13?
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Go back to twitter yo underage cotton picker
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Hey there, /adv/. I don't come around here often, but I recently started dating a guy. He's quiet but a great listener, he cooks dinner every night, he surprises me with lunch or coffee at work, just really most everything I could want from a partner.
But he's an internet troll. He brags about how much he enjoys posting pro-Trump stuff on his twitter and facebook just to watch people get upset. He takes extreme joy in shitposting all over 4chan and reddit.
I've tried to tell him that I don't find this attractive but he insists that it doesn't affect me and makes sure it stays contained to his own feed. But I routinely get mutual friends coming up to me, asking what's the deal with my boyfriend, did I see what he posted, did I see his last tirade, etc. We're finding ourselves blackballed from a lot of social events because no one wants the shitposting troll there, but he insists that people who can't distinguish the real world from the internet aren't worth our time anyway.
Is there any hope for loving a troll? Am I overreacting by getting upset? Or is this something I should press harder to correct?
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>Is there any hope for loving a troll? Am I overreacting by getting upset? Or is this something I should press harder to correct?
Overreacting. Shitposting is fantastic. Don't try to mold people to conform to what you want, that's manipulative and actually classified as spousal abuse.
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>>17406493
I suppose you're right. Shitposting is just something I've never done or really understand.
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If you can't handle his online persona and it's a big part of his life and identity, leave him. You can do better than the scum of the internet.
Is it normal to be jealous of your friend being close with their friends?
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Not really
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Why
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>>17406455
Many of my female friends are like that, but they're just jealous about other female friends.
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Alright /adv/
I never asked for anything but now I need help and opinions and insight.
At my business I sometimes have to go to the bank to make a deposit, put some money in. As you probably guessed already, there's a really cute girl that works there and she takes care if my money.
Have you ever felt love at first sight? I believe in the law of attraction, and I think there's chemistry between us. I worked with other people at the bank and they were all professional, but this girl gets really warm. Today we made some small talk and before I got out she told me have a nice weekend, I thanked and says see ya later all smiles and shit.
Now, I'm no prince charming and I'm not good with women but I think there's potential for us.
Let's lay out the plan /adv/. I got the basics down, I have a car, money, I'm independent, I'm tall and I can say I'm good looking. Not handsome but I ain't ugly either. She she seems responsive, smiles if I look at her, etc.
What do I do next? I don't know her name so I can't get chummy out of a sudden. I'm obviously socially retarded gfless. Let's get me a gf, family
I have a real chance for a quality gf, cute, smart, nice, works at the bank. I can finally take pride in my gf.
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HOOO HOLY SHIT NIGGA YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF THE HOUSE MORE THIS CHICK IS IN A CUSTOMER SERVICE ROLE, IS CUTE, YOUNG AND TRYING TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION TO HER SUPERVISOR SO ONE DAY SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO TALK TO RETARDS LIKE YOU WHO THINK SHE LOVES THEM
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True that. Worked in customer service and made small talk/said have a good weekend to customers all the time. Doesn't mean I fancied them, was just doing my job.
I would be creeped out if a customer asked me out just because I was being friendly. Life isn't a chickflick.
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>>17406440
My fucking sides. What this guy said. Every customer service girl I talk to tells me to have a nice day, or nice weekend, it's called being polite, they don't all want to jump on that dick.
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Is it worth it to break up with gf over career choice? 2016-07-29 12:12:25 Post No.17406428
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I posted a few months ago, scoured the Internet and talked to a few people about me being jealous of my gf doing kissing/sex/love scenes with another guy.
I've tried most of what I can find to cope with it but I still think about it daily and it still upsets me. I don't want to restrict her in following her dreams so I figure the best thing is to break up with her right? The whole acting thing is just a possibility at the moment so I don't want to jump the gun and regret it later on, if waiting to see if it actually happens is the better option then how should I deal with the constant negative thoughts and feelings or is the only way to just tough it out till the moment comes?
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You're an insecure faggot. Do you think you own her or something? Is your relationship that shallow that sexual acts are the only thing that's important for your relationship?
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Well no, but they are an important aspect of the relationship to me, I'm definitely not trying to control her which is why I'm considering breaking up with her so she can fully pursue her dreams
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If this is to do with the porn actress, I personally would leave and in the last thread many agreed. Why are you revisiting the issue?
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shit, dudes! help me
>wake up today
>notice phone has a notification
>4 missed calls 2 text messages
>it's my boss
>read text message
>"ANON WHERE ARE YOU? YOU ARE MEANT TO BE IN TODAY! YOU AGREED TO DO OVERTIME FOR A FEW WEEKS AND IT STARTS TODAY. IT'S ON THE ROTA SHEET! CALL ME BACK ASAP"
>check my rota sheet that I photocopied a week and a half ago
>see that I am doing overtime next week, but not today
>says nothing about me working today
I did say I would do overtime, and I was told the overtime would be around the July/August period, but it isn't on the sheet, and that is what I go by to know where I am working.
What do I do? Please help. I'm fucking shitting myself. I don't want to lose my job because I didn't know I was meant to go in.
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Tell him that you werent suppoused to work.
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But how do I do that? What do I say?
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Holy fuck. Call your boss, tell him it's not on the sheet and you weren't rostered on, and that you aren't a fucking mind reader. Do you really need someone to tell you to do.that?
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I made a deal with the Devil. I am repeating this day in time, July 29 2016, 10 times. For the next 10 days I will wake up and it will be a repeat of the same day in every way except my actions (because I am aware of it). Thus can I take advantage of whatever happens this day.
It is like the movie the truman show but it doesnt depend on my actions and I am aware of how long this "curse" is going to effect me.
So my question is this. How can I get rich? How should I use this power? Should I invest in something completely? Should I locate people?
What is possible for me right now? Help me out!
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Are you fucking retarded
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You have the same superpower as me.
Living my life infront of a computer screen, on repeat.
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I hope I dont have to convince people that the Devil is very real for the next 10 days. Perhaps you guys arent very good at giving advice.
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I write scary stories and read them out loud. Check out my video please and leave feedback thanks
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You should try asking this question at /x/
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