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>>17407027
If we are all the same, why are you bothering to ask me, since I can't know or feel anything you don't.

The very fact that you are asking others for advice is proof that you think we are all different, and some might have answers to others' problems.

It all depends on why, really.
Do you masturbate to the thought of being the trap? Or imagining yourself as a woman?
Do you masturbate to the thought of just fucking a trap? Or sucking a trap off? Or being fucked by a trap?

Depending on what you do, is how gay/bi you really are.

>>17407024

I think you worry too much about labels themselves.

the biggest question you have to ask yourself is: does it matter?

porn and reality are two different things. I am a gay man, who tells people im straight. in gay sex i tend to be a dom top who likes young muscular dudes, but in porn im wildly different.

i fap to gangbangs, dad/son, sometimes traps, sometimes even straight porn.

no one needs to know about this. im not particularly ashamed, but why do they need to know?

on that note, why do my friends need to know my sexuality at all? until I meet a guy worth showing to my friends, is there any reason for them to know I am gay? any at all? none i can think of. so i just stay in the closet and plan to come out if i ever meet a guy worth wifing.

you are definitely somewhere on the kinsey scale. most are. but until it is an active part of your lifestyle does it really matter?

Why would you call yourself bi/gay if you have no interest in actually dating or having sex with men? If its just a fantasy then you shouldn't take it anymore seriously than killing a pedestrian in gta.

You haven't gone out with anyone else in those three years? Go date other girls, it helps a lot. And no, she's not thinking about you

probably. As soon as you'll have real problems and/or passions you'll forget all about this shit.

With the right motivation and/or frame of mind you can learn to not care about them in any way or to hate them. Not caring is probably the better option.

how comfortable r u with this girl?

get stoked but relax. relaxing is key. before initating sex, remind yourself to calm down. get horny. get pervy and think of some nasty shit that gets you off. get in that mindstate before initating things. kiss her... unleash that beast bc u two really gotta get that *spark* before you whip your dick out, homie

next time don't fuck up. lay the fucking beats like a man and show her what u can do.

and dude. learn to love your dick... u only get one

it just sounds like you are uncomfortable and insecure

Sex is about wanting to fuck the brains out of my partner. The rest falls into place by itself. Spend time on foreplay, and give her the dick when she's begging. Go to town and enjoy yourself.

Condoms can be a source of stress by themselves. If you're having trouble staying hard putting one on, have her suck and tug you hard then put on the condom for you. Use a little bit of lube on your erection if you think the condom is a little uncomfortable. If it's noticeably uncomfortable, try another brand.

If you're really worried about ED, go see your doctor.

You're okay, m8. If she's understanding like you say she is, just tell her you're really nervous because you're new.

It may take a few times to get comfortable.

Why should I?

>>17407288
Because I asked nicely and you are generous?

Other than that I got nuffin

You should definitely use the one where you're holding onto a girl for a dating website.

>>17406960
5>3>1>4>2>6

>>17406947
>If the dogs had tried to bite me, what would happen?
the owner would get mad if you did anything

>Be 16
>Really into knives, always carrying one
>Taking mom's Maltese for a walk
>Unhinged pit bull comes running around bend in trail
>Eventually lunges at Maltese
>Maltese squealing
>Shank pit bull in the neck
>Pit bull releases Maltese, spins furiously
>Pit bull runs away gushing
>Grab Maltese and run away crying
>Maltese only suffered minor cuts and bruises
>Pit bull found dead in playground the next day
>Mfw can't trust a pit bull
>Mfw hash slinging slasher

I'd be very dominant if that happened to me.
Don't give a fuck about the owner. Control your dogs or I will.

My dogs are extremely well trained. Really pisses me off when I see dogs that have no control.
I'd be tempted to tell my german shep. to guard me in that situation.

>>17406908
Socialize when appropriate. On the way in to work, on the way out, on breaks, passing by people, etc. Don't chat with people when they're trying to work. Just be friendly when you encounter people.

If there are social activities like happy hour, sponsored by work, go to them. At least a few times a year. You need to build rapport with your coworkers. The more they like you, the more likely you are to be promoted sooner, because people can speak well about you.

Always ask questions if you don't know something. Don't just make something up.

>>17406917
All of this.

However, perhaps more importantly than anything else, impress your boss at every chance you get.
Always be 10 minutes early to work.
Always be 5 minutes early to a meeting.
Keep track of everything you do every day so you can say "I accomplished this today" definitively.
Take on any new task you feel won't prevent you from finishing your main duties.
Be willing to spend overtime completing any extra duties your boss may really want done, and be sure as hell to volunteer for it.

Working corporate is working the ratrace, so the better you play that game the better you'll do overall.

>>17406908
Just be a good worker bee; blend into the faceless masses of suits, and hope that someone doesn't throw you under a bus to go up the corporate ladder.

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also i like thes

>>17406874
You definitely want stiletto high heels.

>>17406878
Depends on what you're doing. What's your outfit and what are you guys doing?

>>17406847
you asking the wrong board
for tips to get laid go to /r9k/

this board is for people already in a relationship discussing their problems

>>17406854
Advice is advice. Dosent matter what advice im asking for. Im not going to r9k because its full of cunts with theyre dicks out.

>>17406832
You have free time.
If at all possible, don't do anything extra at your level, but do it at the level above yours - teach your coworker how you can do everything so fast.

I'm afraid this is going to happen to me.

Dude, fuck her. If after 7 years of talking she still can't commit to you, then there's no point hanging around. Staying friends with her would just be torture for you. Delete all contact, get out there and show that bitch what she missed out on.

>>17406831
You are a fucking legend

>>17406808
First of all, it might be a good idea to master basic literacy fast. A college application that looked like your post wouldn't get far.

Read the college's brochure or website, which will tell you how to apply for financial aid. You usually do it at the same time as you apply for admission. If you get accepted but still need more financial aid, there will be an office on campus you can go to. Their job is to get you money and keep you in school, and they'll do what they can for you.

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Practice.
How long have you been out and meeting new people? How often does those people actually feel bad and you don't know how to help?...

It's all about practice and being empathic. If the troubles concerns the person, you should talk to the person about it, not other people.

Making mistakes is fine, speccialy when well intended. What I saw on your post is that you feel very awkward socially, not that you are awkward socially.

Anyway, if you want to learn how to be good with people, there are MANY books about it. I myself read one called The Way of the Superior Man and it helped me out a lot to know some social behaviours and how to act in certain situations, including when there's no one but me in the room.

What I can say now is, it's not a big deal what you did. It wasn't the best, yes, but it wasn't bad. And also that you should talk to someone you trust about this need for feeling more sociable you have, like psychologist, per say.

GL GL.

>>17406776
It's not creepy. That person you added and your friend are probably just clinically insane.

Does sound creepy to me but it depends on how you communicate your concern to their other friend. Might have been taken up wrong.