Hello /adv/.
I've just been diagnosed with Lyme disease after being bitten by one of these little fuckers.
I saw a doctor as soon as I became ill with flu symptoms and have been put on antibiotics to try and shift it.
Now I feel like absolute shit. Vomiting, the squits and the worst dose of flu I've ever had. Reading about this is like something out of a horror film.
Anyone else here had it before? I've heard it can last forever.
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Dunno shit about the disease, but can somebody offer some advice on avoiding and/or exterminating those little bug bastards where they live? Would power armor and tactical nukes be overkill?
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this is one of my worst fears. how did it happen, OP? Were you innawoods?
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>>17405347
It's a tick mate, they are normally in the bush, but can be anywhere. Most people on here will be OK, not many basements have ticks.
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Have I wrecked my own life by not drinking?
I'm 37. It's been twenty years of having to justify myself, come up with excuses, reassure people that I'm cool, I'm not judging anybody, I'm not going to ruin their fun, having to listen to people who think *they* have to justify *themselves* for drinking. 20 years of trying to meet women in places they don't want to be met, or feeling like a creeper taking advantage of drunk women at parties and bars, having to come up with some kind of bullshit thing to do on okc dates when everyone would rather have a drink, having to convince the fucking bartender to accept a tip for my fucking soda so I don't feel completely like a weirdo jerk. Being not invited to things, or discouraged from coming, because "it's just going to be a lot of drunk people", having people tell me I need to find some other thing to do (late at night? where people intend to socialize?) that's "more my speed", of never having a place I can go where everybody knows my name and they're always glad I came.
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And for what? For twenty years of being shy, self-conscious, lonely, all the things that people drink to get rid of. I haven't gotten laid in 7 years. I lived in Tokyo for two years and never had sex. People were right to act like I don't fit in and I'm not the sort of person they want to hang out with. I don't like people who don't drink, smoke, or do drugs either! They're boring as fuck! I'm an artist, I went to crazy art school, the people I like are the people who show up to work tripping or I have to take them to the hospital when they OD, those are the fun interesting people. I've always wanted to be in a scene, like the Cabaret Voltaire or Max's Kansas City, some place where people gather and talk about art and meet each other and end up collaborating. What do those places have in common? Alcohol. People have been drinking for 12,000 years and even animals like alcohol. Even fucking Jesus Christ drank wine. People just do not socialize without the stuff. What did I think, why did I do this to myself?
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>op will never hold up the thicc thigh of a qt 19 year old to do a beer bong at a college houseparty, let her down gently when she starts to spit out copios amounts of budlight, then have a go yourself... only to gracefully complete the chug and seduce her with the easiest line in the book "So what do you study"
Why even go on, OP?
My recommendation to you is to go buy a bottle of Lagavulin 16 and drink four pours each night until you sort things out. At this rate the bottle should last you about a week and a half or two and will not put you in any danger of over indulging. Use this wonderful whisky to sort out your life.
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>>17405250
OP I'm 22 and don't drink and sometimes feel the same way, alienated. I think it's important to find people who accept you for who you are, which is in most cases people who also don't drink. You could also just tell people you were an alcoholic and don't drink because of that.
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Why can't i fap to my crush? Why the fuck do i feel guilty when i think of doing that?
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Are you a Mormon? You're feeling guilty about something.
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>>17405252
No, i'm kind of beta though
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>>17405242
You feel guilty because God hates it when you touch yourself. Christians fried your brain and until you get to defiling, your shit is backwards-cooked on the permanent. Good luck.
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Cockroach hiding in my room. Wat do 2016-07-29 05:10:36 Post No.17405214
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Was sitting at my desk when I felt something crawling on my leg, brushed it and it was a nasty ass roach, it scuttled off and now it hid behind my tall ass heavy/full bookshelf. I want to go to sleep. Wat do
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Clean your room.
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>>17405214
Set the house on fire and run.
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Get some roach spray ready and stick a broom handle or something under the object to scare it out. Watch out! It will move quickly.
Also, clean your room.
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What do I do if I feel like women these days have nothing to offer me?? I have tons of skills, all the women I know just binge watch netflix, binge watch netflix with their friends, or go to concerts. I tried just doing what I enjoy(gardening)and let the women follow, but the only women interested in gardening are old ladies... and my other hobbies are mostly solitary(hunting, fishing, playing vidya). All my forefathers married women that could cook, were excellent at growing gardens, and had all these great skills. It feels like all the women I meet these days just cant do shit.
And yeah I know not all women are the same but those precious few that arent are alway taken or I just dont ever even meet them.
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Skip-a-bitch
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>>17405212
What are your skills? Bow hunting? Computer hacking? Drawing?
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>>17405256
I guess if you consider bow hunting a skill then sure? Masonry, blacksmithing, some fine wood working, carpentry, landscaping, pretty good at residential electric, plumbing, I grow a mean garden.
I want to marry and have children.
Traditional family.
How can I find, talk to and start getting along with a kissless virgin girl?
I just turned 18, 6'4 and average face.
I never talk to girls. 0 experience.
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>>17405207
If you attempt to father a family anytime before you have finished your college education and have fully matured (post-25 years old), you are dooming your family to a life of struggle. No better than trailer trash. You cannot raise a well rounded, successful child without a proper income and a mature foundation to know what the fuck you're doing.
So grow up, kid. Worry about virgin waifus ten years from now when you've got yourself sorted out.
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>>17405207
You don't want a virgin, they are inexperienced and that expectations just opens the door for them to lie to meet your expectation. Acknowledge that your partners have had partners before you, if you care then your a shallow fucker.
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Just go start a metal band. What do you want a faggot family for?
Not sure what board this would belong on, but...
1) There are more single men than single women.
2) Men must approach women.
Doesn't seem very efficient.
Any insights on this?
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>>17405184
Well considering polygamy is illegal this disparity seems absurd on the surface. The disparity likely exists because lots of those not-single women are dating men who are older than 34. Another reason for the disparity is probably related to immigrant/native migrant populations. Generally men move alone or before they take their women, in an immigrant heavy city like NYC where the ratio is 7:1 this would likely be the reason for the disparity. The good thing is most of these people are not competition in the dating pool because none of the local girls are looking for Abdul, Pajeet, or Juan who are fresh off the boat/river and probably look+smell like shit and have bad English.
So I'd guess you still have time OP. The benefit of being a man is that age is not as important for us. You can get women 10 years younger than you without much issue, women are attracted more to social status than anything and tend to gravitate towards older men who have achieved more.
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Savanna, Georgia, here I come!
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>>17405184
>must approach women.
>must
My girl approached me.
Gave me her number without asking.
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What did she mean by this?
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She's autistic. Pull out now
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She likes TMNT. Send her some turtle emojis, that'll knock her socks off.
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>>17405166
She's satanic. As in, digs the antichrist.
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alcohol problems
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i've been an alcoholic for over a year now. i've just recently begun to attend AA meetings, but i'm not getting much out of the group. granted i've only gone to two meetings. i've also been trying to stop drinking. i haven't had a drink since tuesday night this week.
but i'm struggling with myself tonight. i have vodka. i know it's there. my mind keeps making excuses and coming up with "good reasons" to just have a drink. i want to. but at the same time i don't want to, that means starting over. i want my next chip. but this is making me physically pained, i have a damn headache.
does anyone have advice to combat these thoughts and urges? this craving? is anyone here a recovering alcoholic that can help me?
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Get rid of the alcohol ASAP. Having it accessible is a recipe for disaster.
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>>17405164
I'm trying to quit having fun too.
For me, it's pretty much finding something easier and cheaper, whatever that is.
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physical exercise. exercise with the same frequency you used to drink. If you drank daily, exercise daily.
And throw out the booze.
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Can hypnotism be used to erase memories? 2016-07-29 04:52:44 Post No.17405155
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Hey if there's anyone out there that is a psychiatrists or neurologists on this board right now. Is it possible to delete a memory like a spoiler or an ending of a story? Like through hypnotism, I've been doing some research and so far the majority of people say yes, but with a few saying no. If you know for a fact that this is possible could you tell me some methods on how this could be done?
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>>17405155
Not erase or delete, but effectively distract or cover-up, yes.
There's ways to do that.
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You don't need hypnotism to strip associative links to memories. Fragmenting and distorting a memory to a point of "deletion" is another matter, but can be done yourself as well.
Don't go down that road. Low level self engineering is the way to misery.
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>>17405155
Don't play with that shit, it can fuck you up and cause you to have worse false memories then what is already bothering you.
Just chill the fuck out and smoke a bowl nigger,
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Why the fuck is every girl I ever like always already in a relationship. Should I start ignoring that and be aggressive with them anyway?
I don't know what else to do. I can spend time chasing other girls who I don't like as much just to get laid, but I actually want to like who I'm with.
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Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you don't shoot. Sometimes the really good one is taken and you might have to be somewhat underhanded to make the score.
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>>17405139
Protip: girls in relationships are almost always bored of their boyfriends.
Trust me, if you're doing everything right, she won't mention her boyfriend. If you lose game, then that's when she'll bring him up. And if she ever casually mentions him, just say "so what".
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>>17405143
Anybody with half a pair is gonna hate you, but it's not exactly a warcrime.
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>According to studies, blue and grey are the best colors to wear to an interview
I wore my blue dress shirt and tie to an interview, only to find out it was preliminary, and the real interview is to be later.
What color do I wear to the second interview? The company all has blue uniforms, but I've already done blue. Would a different shade of blue work, or should I go grey or black? Should I wear a blazer?
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Go different blue.
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Same blue shows lack of wardrobe, different blue but similar to the companies uniforms. They'll subconsciously see you as one of them. Grey will alienate you.
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Excellent. I will do this. Same pants OK? Different tie too?
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Created a Fake Tinder 2016-07-29 04:37:05 Post No.17405106
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I created a fake Tinder account so that I could get practice talking to women. I obviously don't plan to ever initiate a date or meet IRL with any of the women I match with, I just want to get some practice flirting and learning how to talk to women in romantic contexts.
I found a few pictures of a moderately good-looking dude on /soc/ to hide behind so that I can chat with women confidently. The problem, though, is that I find I am "holding back" and not using my "best material" on the women I match with. It's almost like if I think of a funny response, I don't want to waste it on this guy who isn't me.
I know it's irrational, because I won't ever meet these women. I probably won't even ever create a real Tinder account, so it's not like I can save these responses for if I ever did match with them using my real face (it's not like I would even match with them in the first place).
It's not just with jokes, but other aspects of my personality. Like, one chick had a profile picture of herself holding a guitar, so I asked her what sort of music she's into. She told me, and asked me what sort of music I like. I almost don't want to respond, because I'd be attributing my music taste and aspects of my personality to this other guy who isn't me. It almost feels like this guy who is more attractive than me would be stealing my identity (ironic, I know). Especially because he looks like the kind of guy who listens to Wolfmother and Cage the Elephant or some shit.
What should I do?
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Dating a woman is like taking apart a gun. Don't ask. It is.
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Op, that's a retarded idea. You're wasting your time and theirs. Also, you're "training" for a person who isn't even you. if you're much uglier, the strategy you develop behind an attractive mask won't work when it's your naked self.
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>>17405106
Stop being a fraud you insecure bitch.
How would you like it if someone had your photo on various dating sites ?
My friends and I got soaked in the rain. I was kind of conscious because I was wearing a white school shirt and my bra was showing. We entered a dingy building and went our separate ways.
I entered a dark room and my mentor was sleeping on the floor. Since it was also night, I got ready to sleep on the floor as well. As I was sitting and before I laid down, all of a sudden, my mentor whom Ive always respected and admired for being a wholesome, kind hearted man sat up beside me and began rubbing his bulge from the inside of his pants on my thigh while whispering "this is how I've always felt about you". I froze and he began hugging me. I was unresponsive so he laid down and just slept.
The dream has really disturbed me but aroused me the moment I woke up. I feel like I can never look at my mentor the same way again.
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>>17405088
It's a fucking dream
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Sounds hot. Give us a pic op
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>>17405088
You're subconsciously aroused by your mentor. Take it to /x/
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Now, /adv/, let me preface this by saying I'm not a neo-nazi. But, I am a fascist. I believe in the ideology of fascism, along with nationalism, with a true passion. The issue is I'm not even white, and despite this, I know I will be marked with titles of racist, neo-nazi, uneducated, and so on by my peers if I am public with this information.
How do I go about not behaving in a way against my beliefs? Maybe even slowly becoming more and more open about it without being ostracized? I go to a liberal university and my friends tend to follow suit in that trend.
I just want to be true to myself, but I know nobody with my ideals, and I doubt I'll find anyone else with them either, as I've been looking for it in person since high school.
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Obvious. Start a religion.
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What are your ideals?
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Don't revela your power level buddy. In HS I was the token neo-Nazi because i Loved my country(Germany) and wore old German surplus and spoke German often. I was rejected and left with no friends. The liberal cucks are insufferable and only hear their opinions, it's best to keep it to yourself until a fourth Reich happens.