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Help me out /adv/, I'm about to slap a hoe.
I'm really into this girl. She's cool, she thinks I'm cool, we were both cool with each other while we worked together (for about 2 weeks) and all was fine. If I don't talk to her for a day she freaks out, and I like to at least talk to her every day, if I don't get to see her, because you know, I like her even though i absolutely hate texting. All is good right? Wrong. One problem. She keeps trying to make me jealous. Like we'll be talking for hours, all is good, all is righteous, wonderful, then she does her thing and ruins it 100%. Completely kills the mood, the vibe, everything. Have to make an excuse to gtfo cuz otherwise, as I've said, I will slap a hoe.
Now, I'm a simple man, I follow simple rules, it keeps my life nice and simple and super dooper cool. This isn't simple though. She's done it once, fine. Done it the second time, she got the idea it wasn't cool, seemed to get it, all fine. She did it a third time now. Usually at the 3rd mistake I cut it off but I really, really like her and so here I am, trying to understand why she'd keep trying to create drama. Am I not offering something I should? Is she just crazy? My instinct told me to get out 3 mistakes ago but should I? Do I still bother or do I just dump a hoe, get over her and find another before I get really attached? Thanks for any help
>by creating drama I mean stuff like she's lie about some guy hitting on her or she'll refer to her friend who is a female as a male by cleverly avoiding to use certain words only to then later reveal it's a girl or absolutely pointless childish stuff like that
Cats always related.
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She seems like drama. I thought you liked your life cool. Stick with that. Especially already after telling her you don't like that shit.
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>>17407524
Tell her to stop trying to make you jealous.
Its a woman thing that some women do to bait you into expressing how important they are to you. Its dumb, but if your at a good point in the relationship you can call her out on it and POLITELY tell her to stop.
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>>17407549
>Its a woman thing that some women do to bait you into expressing how important they are to you
Makes no sense, I'm already talking to her.
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forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
Mother find out that I am gay with man. She find house, open door, get on floor, everybody do dinosaur.
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Only one solution, Ivan. Gay with woman.
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>>17407521
But if with Woman not gay. I do not like woman.
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>>17407515
this is some of the funniest shit I've read in a long time. Fuck fashion become a comedian
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Hey friends, I have a sickness. I've narrowed it down to its either mono, or hpv. I was sick for about a week with a fever, sore throat and fatigue. Now these are all symptoms of mono. Since my cold cleared up for the most part, the side of my tongue and the back of my throat hurt when I swallow or yawn. My gf was also sick for 2-3 days while I was sick for a week. She has had mono before. Also today she said her tongue hurts like I described it to her.
Tell me what you guys think, and also if you've had either, let me know any more info you have.
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You are jumping to conclusions.
If you are really worried see a doctor, because having a sore throat and fever after a cold is normal. Colds lead to throat, ear or sinus infections which cause fevers. So as long as your fever doesn't go super high you will probably get over it fine.
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How to come to terms with being a brainlet?
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>>17407495
puberty
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>>17407498
I'm well past that stage
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>>17407495
Pick something you want to learn, and follow lessons on youtube.
I think it's more having continuous activity and commitment that strengthens your brain.
Also be happy, creativity favours the happier person.
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I applied for a student bank account today, and when I was choosing my university I just clicked the "other" option because I couldn't find the one I was going to. Then looking back I found it, but I've already sent the application. Will it make a difference or will the process be the same?
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Contact them. I'm sure it's fixable.
I doubt if this is the very first time this has ever happened.
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I have to be apart from my fiancée for a month. She moved across the country for a new job, but I need more time to finish things up at work and say my goodbyes to my hometown. How do I make the time go faster? I hate my job and my half-empty apartment makes me want to cry. I just want to go to my new home already!
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>>17407467
Fuck it all. I question your relationships integrity is you guys chose too and can maintain that distance.
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fap
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>>17407467
Facetime her ?
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Is social networking the best to meet girls? 2016-07-29 20:01:11 Post No.17407463
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I just broke up with this girl. I am pretty introverted but I've been thinking of the different ways I can meeting new potential romance.
There's three paths: online dating, through other people/social, or cold approach.
I've been thinking the social route could be the best route, since there is way more rapport and less putting yourself out there in a direct romantic spotlight. Seems more natural too.
What are your experiences?
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>>17407463
through other people/social is your best bet. Expand your social net and start hanging with more people.
Online is 90% women who just want an ego stroke. And cold approach is only viable if you are rich or 10/10
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>>17407476
Also there's the benefits of social networking in general when it comes to careers. Being social is "healthy". My only issue with it is how indirect it is and time consuming. What if I have a lot of friends but also a lot of work and can't see them all?
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>>17407476
I second this. However I suggest you be careful lest you look like you'd fuck any female human being you meet.
When you're hurt and set out to prove yourself you're still yourself and strong after a relationship you may very well give off that opinion.
That's why I believe in one year of being single after a 3y relationship I have only managed to twice
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Hey faggots,
lately I've got the feeling that I am empty inside, I lack of doing anything. I usually play games to keep me satisfied, but seems like I've reached my limit on that. What should I do? I feel fucking empty, I have 6 weeks of holidays infront of me. I could kill myself.
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>>17407452
force yourself to go out and do new things.
>like what?
Anything. Just go for a day long walk.
>but i just don't feel motivated
Do it anyways.
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>>17407465
OP here, I am a shut in. But thanks for the advice anyway.
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>>17407452
read books go on lit and take the beginner chart and just read every one of them and then you can start to find some meaning in your life or be content with the lack of meaning
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I'm writing a short story about a boy trying to become an adult. I've smoked for a few years now but personally I can't properly remember back when I first started (depression), so I'm trying to remember my experiences and also get the opinions of other (ex-)smokers. I know there are a lot of college-age people on this board so I figure at least some of you will have recently tried it/started:
>When you first start smoking cigarettes, did you feel any kind of burning sensation? If so, where (throat, chest, lungs, etc.)?
>How did you do it? Did you take a drag off of a friend once in a while, and work your way up, or did you just start smoking fairly frequently and deal with the nausea?
>Similar to question number 2, did you experience much nausea? Did you ever vomit?
General information or personal anecdotes are welcome. I'm more or less just going to write it up with whatever seems most common to be identifiable while avoiding sounding like one of anti-tobacco's hit pieces where the kid buys a pack of cigarettes and immediately vomits on the cashier. Thanks, /adv/!
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I forgot to ask about coughing! I didn't cough my first time, I remember that much, so I forgot to include it. Tell me about the coughing if you experienced it!
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I never smoke as a habit.
Occasionally I'll smoke when I"m drinking, but that's so rare, I don't count it. I did start smoking when I was seeing this girl that smoked. We would smoke the entire time we were together and share them.
No burning sensation.
I don't smoke now nor do I plan to make it a habit.
If I met that girl again and we got to work again, I'd probably smoke again.
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I remember I got started smoking small wood tipped cigars first because they were cheaper and sweet and at the time my dumb self thought they were better for you because you didn't fully inhale the smoke. I remember french inhaling at first when I stepped up to red 100s which cut the nausea. I think a few friends and I went in on our first few packs, but I eventually started buying my own. I've only ever had tobacco nausea once, it usually would cause me acid reflux instead.
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When I was 18 my 'dad' died of cancer. It was fucking devastating. He had stage 4 lung cancer it was fucking horrible to watch him go through that.
Then, 2 days after his funeral, my mom hands me a box full of some letters he wrote to her while he was in the army. Cute right? That is until I find one that he states he forgives her for getting pregnant while he was away and would like to be that child's father. The date coincides with the time I was born.
So I confront her about this. And she tells me that my real father was a childhood friend of hers. She says it was something she regretted and blah blah blah. After punching a hole in my wall and shattering her 3000$ mirror, I asked her my real dad was.
Guess what? This bastard is in prison, serving 20 years for murder. After a few months I decided to reach out to him. To my surprise he is a teacher now in prison, teaching English to Mexicans and what not. He has a few degrees and was on a work release program until the prison did away with that program.
He's been out for a month now and I've decided to meet him..what the fuck can I expect? What do I even talk to this dude about? Were gunna meet with his therapist for lunch near his halfway home. But I think he said the therapist was gunna be 'hands off' or some bullshit.
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Careful, you sound like you have the same anger problems as your father, the same problems that most likely landed your father in prison.
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This all sounds like a giant waste of time, meeting him will only bring you frustration, confusions and anger. I understand you are seeking closer so maybe it will all be worth it in the end. But you are delving into a painful aspect of your past, that may change you for the worse if you drag it out.
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Your real father was a cuck and the guy who gave you his genes is a murderer.
Man you got no luck.
Talk about who has it worse between you and him.
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Is banter a good sign? 2016-07-29 19:50:34 Post No.17407429
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I just met a girl and we talk daily and banter a lot. Is this a good sign? Will I be able to fuck her?
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>>17407429
>Is this a good sign?
yes
>Will I be able to fuck her?
maybe? depends if this is how much of a sperge you are IRL.
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>>17407431
We are talking about her period right now. She seems confortable to talk to me about anything.
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>>17407438
Might be too comfortable if she's not afraid to gross you out
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Problems with Misanthropy 2016-07-29 19:46:34 Post No.17407414
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Problems with Misanthropy
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Hi there, I really hate people and it's become something of a problem. The following is going to be pretty edgy (and long) so be prepared for that, but hopefully you're willing to hear me out.
From my perspective way too many people are crass and rude, and lack any basic level of empathy. They're judgemental, usually for dumb and shallow reasons, and many have next to no issue justifying some excruciatingly cruel behavior for said reasons. Without religion the world may as well go to shit, because a large majority of the population can't be decent people without some false promise of paradise or threat of hell. You literally have to brainwash billions of people just to convince them to be nice to others, to not cheat on their spouses, whore around or steal from those they love
It's not that I haven't met good people, but they seem to be such a small minority these days that it's made it difficult to stay sane and happy. I can barely justify being a nice person anymore, or my compulsion to make other people's lives pleasant and navigable. Simple things like keeping gossip at a minimum, staying faithful to others, not putting down other people to boost your own ego...they seem like such simple and obvious things to do, but are impossible tasks for a lot of people I personally meet in my day to day life.
They lack passion, drive, or meaning. Entertainment in their lives consist of DRAMA and lots of it, it is what they get most excited for, and the only thing that can keep a conversation going for a lot of people (it seems).
I am at this breaking point where I really don't want to care anymore, not so much about other people think but about their well-being or happiness in general. However the moment I get sucked into that thinking I know I've become what I hate, and am just setting myself up for destroying the lives of genuinely decent people I may meet in the future.
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What I want to know is this: am I wrong? Am I over-reacting? And how can I live with these feelings? Would it be appropriate to change my thinking or should I change my actions according to this perspective of the world?
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>>17407414
Nice blog post.
remember
Mankind makes itself suffer to force itself to evolve whether you can see it or not.
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>>17407419
Yea, stop focusing on what others are doing and do your best to a good person. And people don't make you feel that way, you are reacting, you have a choice to react any other way. I was like you, pretty fucking bitter, but I just learned to stop worrying about what others are doing and do my best to not let what others do bother me. It's hard, but I'm happy.
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Dream / spirit animal 2016-07-29 19:43:06 Post No.17407406
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In a dream I had today I met a large number of spirit animals on a old train car. I became friends with them all, but near the the end of the journey on the train. A beautiful Female white fox with brown and black spots told me in a calm but sad voice you may only chose one of us to be brought to life, to come with you, and Help you on your journey. In the end I chose the Female Fox and sadly said goodbye to the others on the train. The Female Fox and me then caught a taxi as the rain started on the way home. As I held her tightly while crying she started sing to me as I drifted off to sleep in the taxi. And Then I awoke from my dream.
What is this Dream and Fox Trying to Tell me? Religiously I'm a Pagan (Asatru).
This beautiful Female white fox with brown spots has appeared to me in many dreams staying at a distance and watching me, but as of this dream she has talked to me, became my friend / Guide, and she has comforted my sadness. And this is the song she was sing in my dream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxPEcd6mLlY
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>I'm a Pagan (Asatru)
I will start teaching at a high school soon. Is it a bad idea for me to continue wearing a bandeau bikini to a local beach (similar to pic related)? I am worried that I may bump into students there in the future and that it may be too revealing. I look a bit like pic related btw but my eyes are smaller and I am skinnier.
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Naw, it's fine teachers are human too. They may tease you or something a bit but as long as you're fine with that it's not a big deal.
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It'ss fine. Just be aware that students may see you and it may end up online.
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>>17407395
what else did you plan on wearing on the beach
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So I've started HRT (mtf), and I've been feeling much better about myself. I'm currently in a relationship with my girlfriend, who is amazing, super supportive, and all that jazz. We're going to be living together next school year (we're both in college).
The problem is, I really want a boyfriend. I love my girlfriend for her personality and I think we get along really well. But I'm just not sexually attracted to her (or many girls in general). We haven't had sex in months and I can tell it's started to get to her.
I'm so fucking conflicted right now. I don't know what to do.
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>>17407372
Break up with her, the longer you string her along the more it'll hurt for her.
And maybe next time don't date girls if you're gay, you fucking faggot.
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>>17407372
>>>/lgbt/
seriously there's a whole board for this
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>>17407384
there's also a board for advice
which is this one
come on, anon.