When I was like 11 I let a dog like my penis until I came. I

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>>17406535
>I let a dog like my penis

click here to like this penis

While I seriously doubt it is an STD, you most likely have some sort of infection, whether it be bacterial or whatever.

Stop letting dogs lick your dick. Theyre tongues are pretty rough.

>>17406587
>While I seriously doubt it is an STD, you most likely have some sort of infection, whether it be bacterial or whatever.
>Stop letting dogs lick your dick. Theyre tongues are pretty rough.

This was when I was a kid 10 years ago.

>>17406535
Are you mentally retarded?

>>17406535
>My pee burns when I don't drink much water, or when I drink alcohol.
Has this been happening the whole ten years?

>>17406535
Everyone's pee burns when they don't drink much. But if you're worried, ask a doctor. You don't have to mention the dog, who had nothing to do with it. It is either nothing or a mild urinary infection you picked up some innocent way much more recently. It is NOT an STD.

>hurts when im dehydrated
>hurts when i drink something that dehydrates me

Yup, confirmed for dog AIDS

>>17406535
It could be Amata.

>>17406876
>>>17406535 (OP) (You)
>>My pee burns when I don't drink much water, or when I drink alcohol.
>Has this been happening the whole ten years?

Yes.

I had a dog, who if you didn't close the door fully while you were standing up to pee she'd burst in and start trying to drink your pee and lick your penis
So you'd be peeing peacefully, then all of the sudden this giant 80 pound rottweiler/lab mix would come in and start trying to drink your stream while you fumbled around trying to stop peeing, push her out, pull your pants up, and you'd end up just peeing all over her face

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>>17407258
I've heard of dogs doing some gross stuff but this takes the piss

>>17407262
Worse than eating horse shit?

They love it.

>>17407246
>ten years
>yes

Holy fck dude, go to the docter for fuck sake, he/she had to take a vow not to tell client secrets and shit, carreer would be ruined if he/she did.
And dude, letting a dog lick your peewee when you're 10 is normal shit, nobody gonna blame you for that.
I let a guy blow me and I gave a guy a bj when I was 10, I'm not gay, it was just sexual experimentation.

Jesus christ dude, ten years wtf.